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The Disgruntled Pony -- Burning Lasers in Your Face!

Posted May 10, 2012 by Michael Bitton

The Disgruntled Pony -- Burning Lasers in Your Face!

Our resident pony, DarkPony, is back with a new update to his Disgruntled Pony blog. In this latest entry, DarkPony focuses on EVE Online, detailing (in typical DP style) his adventures baiting pirates in the space-faring MMO.

"Deringor in a Hurricane is primary! Deringor in a Hurricane is primary! Buggernaps in a Hurricane is secondary!" Crap, had been targeting some other guys. Targeting the canes now too.
 
Too far out of optimal! I tell myself to stop shaking. Breath in ... breath out ...
 
Defying orders and unleashing my mega pulse lasers on the nearby Harbinger I had already locked. Beams of righteous light surge forth, tearing down his shields in a single volley.
 
BURNING ... LASERS ... IN YOUR ... FACE!!!
 
Somehow the moment when you start dishing out actual damage is a huge relief. And a Geddon equiped for dps in favorable conditions can really lay down some hurt on a battlecruiser.
 
Am I in optimal range? Close enough. Disruptor, ON, web, ON. The Harbinger is going down fast now with the help of some torpedoes from my CEO, who had also started to remote repair Squik with his other ship.
 

Harbinger IS down!

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Michael Bitton / Michael Bitton / Michael began his career at the WarCry Network in 2005 as the site manager for several different WarCry fansite portals. In 2008, Michael worked for the startup magazine Massive Gamer as a columnist and online news editor. In June of 2009, Michael joined MMORPG.com as the site's Community Manager. Follow him on Twitter @eMikeB

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