Just to get this out of the way..."Don't you have phones?" That said, it may interest some of you to know that Diablo 3's Season 17 will kick off on May 17th. Among the usual pursuit of achievements and Haedrig's Gift items for completing the season, players will find several big quality of life improvements including three additional Torment levels, a search function in player stashes, and Bounty indicators appearing as soon as a player enters a Bounty zone.
Another fun addition is that Treasure Goblin portals will, once completed, "occasionally lead somewhere udderly ridiculous". Also, "using an Ancient or Primal Puzzle Ring in Kanai's Cube will produce a new result".
Check out the full update notes on the Diablo 3 site.