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Hey Bookah Column Debuts

Posted by Suzie Ford on Sep 13, 2011  | Comments

Hey Bookah Column Debuts - Guild Wars 2 -

The Guild Wars 2 team continues Asura Week with a new "Hey Bookah" column that runs along similar lines to Mad Magazine's "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions". If anyone can give an answer guaranteed to make someone feel rather inferior, it's an Asura!

In answer to a question about the latest mechanical lemonade maker:

Hey Arid Bookah!

You’re doing nothing wrong!

Only the small-minded and pedantic would insist that rotary-delivered lemonade taste like previous, outmoded versions! Turn your mind to proper marketing, I say! You don’t have a lemonade turret; you have fresh, lemon-scented ammunition! Brilliant!

When life gives you lemons, shoot them back at life at high velocity.

Give yourself a good laugh and head over to the Guild Wars 2 blog to read "Hey Bookah".

Suzie Ford / Suzie is the Associate Editor and News Manager at Follow her on Twitter @MMORPGMom
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