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Hatred

Hatred The emotion of intense dislike; a feeling of dislike so strong that it demands action.

Author: soulwynd

Gamers are a sad sad crowd

Posted by soulwynd Thursday May 5 2011 at 9:47AM
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This is entirely my fault, but I never pay attention to that little bar up there with my name and how many messages I have in this site. Today, I decided to look for some reason and noticed I had 20 messages somehow. When I checked my inbox, it was empty. So, it was nothing other than spam and after ~20 years on the internet you pick up a few things, normally I get the following spam in my yahoo & gmail accounts:

 

  • Fake facebook spam - Which is ironic, because I don't have a facebook account.
  • Real facebook spam - Which is ironic for the exact same reasons
  • WoW Spam - No mister, my account doesn't need a password change or more gold. I don't even play wow.
  • Gold watches - I don't even wear watches.
  • Bigger penis - If I wanted to please a whale, I'd do your mother
  • Viagra - I might need this after I grow a 2 foot penis with your other pills
  • Nigerian princes - How many of you are there?
 
With that in mind I looked at my mmorpg.com spambox and this was what I found:
 
spam
 
So the [mmo] gamer spam basically thinks we're:
 
  • Fat
  • Depressed
  • Lonely
  • Allergic
 
And the regular spam thinks we're:
 
  • Social
  • Impotent
  • Small dicked and insecure
  • Dumb
  • In need of fake gold watches to impress our peers
 
 
Which one do you prefer?