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Angry PotHead with Immaginary Friend

Im an angry pothead who talks to an immaginary friend while i play games, work, smoke, and anything else. His name is Dude an he is my Best friend.

Author: diarheasauce

To turn the heat on or to not turn the Heat on?

Posted by diarheasauce Wednesday October 29 2008 at 8:02AM
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ITS DAMMMMMMMMMM COLD outside right now, but ima gangsta and i think thta it makes u hardcore to play mmo's while freezing cold.

But is it logical if u have a cat who is constatly meow'ing at u like MeOw MeOw Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow , in cat speak i figured out that that means the cat is cold.  1 meow means that the cat is not cold but wants attention.  2 Meows of an akward natuire means that the cat has to diahrea but something is stopping the  cat from going to take that said nasty smelling diahrea in the poop box in the coroner.

But bak to should i turn teh heat on or not?  I am wearing a hoodie and sweat clothes so i look like a complete bum drinking cafeen free soda.  Freezing my arse off while playing mmo's.  To me an others its like we are in game.  I recently grinded in an area that was snow covered so i felt like i was really there becasue i was shivvering as am i shivvering right now as i write this casue the heat is off.  But it totaly bring more in depth and more charector realazing skills if u grind while cold.  When i used to raid Molten Core in wow i would turn the heat to 90 and sweat it out the entire time we were grinding to get the full effect that i was in MC.  But after 2 days of playing in the cold im a sissy and was wonding who else is grinding in the cold.

Having had to diahrea after smelling my cats diahrea makes the pain even worse , so i ask u mmorpg.com readers DO U PLAY IN THE COLD WHEN ITS COLD OUT OR DO U Turn the heat on and just play reguarly.

GIANTS WIN MY SUPERBOWL

Posted by diarheasauce Sunday February 3 2008 at 3:59PM
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Earlier today after an extensive build up to todays game which included massive eating of steak and turkey chow blended ina  blneeder for fu ll lgiqueadtion.  The gameth commenced

 

After then initual diahreaing THE GIANTS WIN

 

THE GIANTS WIN THE GIANTS WIN

 

 

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MMO Complaints 1-5 (More Coming)

Posted by diarheasauce Wednesday July 4 2007 at 8:10AM
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MMORPG's are sucking ass.  Lord of the rings online, WHAT A PILE OF CRAP.  If i wanted to play the exact same class's, samd dam lvling, same dam EVEYTHING THAT EVEY OTHER GAME HAS, i would spend more money to REMAKE another char that WILL BE DOING THE SAME GOD DAM THING AS EVEY OTHER GAME OUT THEIR.

1.  I DONT FEEL UNIGIE , MMORPG ROLE PLAYING GAMES , NOT same ol shit just another retarded company trynig to make a buck.  I want to feel like im playing this char, not that im just looking at this ugly dwarf who is taking forever to get to lvl 70, OR same old point an click to move your char WTF IS THAT.

2.  POINT AN CLICK, Y WOULD U WANT TO MOVE AROUND AND DO EVEYTHING IN A GAME WITH YOUR GOD DAM MOUSE?  That makes no sense to me, i want to be enthrilled in the action i dont want to only have to use my right hand to click cllick like an korean butt cleaner makin 3$ an hour ,which i cant get to tired for fear or not being able to masterbate.

3.  IP'S, Just becasue u have one of the best books ever writtin or one of the best tales of BLAH BLAH BLAH, dosnt give u the right to make another CRAPPY GAME TO ADD TO THE ALREADY CRAPPY LINE OF OF GAMES WITH OFFICAL IP'S.  JUST DONT!! Plzzzz stop making crappy ass games that make u want to diahrea all over your face.

4.  LEVELS, WTF, no serioulsy WTF WHOEVER MADE UP THE CONCEPT THAT U SHOULD grow/progress/advance/migrate/ETC towards your full potion INTO LEVELS needs to be ass reamed.  Back in the 1930's were young brave men of United States Army going though basic training saying HEY GUYS IM lVL 3 TODAY , I CAN USE A NEW GUN , HEY GUYS IM LVL 124 I CAN USE THE NUCLEAR BOMB BUT I DONT HAVE THE MATERIALS CASUE IM NOT A 123 LVL CRAFTER YET. WTF

5.  ROLEPLAYERS, or as i like to call them CLOSET homosexuals,

John: Hey alex did i mention that i was a tuskin king back in eraly centuary?

Alex: No john u didnt *diddnt (OOC SRY I SPELT THAT WRONG DID I RUIN YOUR IRMENIONS?))

Roleplayers need to be all hoarded into one game, so i dont have to deal with the obese 34 year old trying to roleplay hittin on me casue i rolled a hawt night elf hunter, or a twileek dancer GTFO OUT GAMING U NERDS WITH NO LIFES WHO HAVE TO TALK IN ALL PERFECT GRAMOUR AND SPELLING.

 

NEWS FLASH NOOBS  SPELLING AND GRAMOUR ON DA WEB IS NOT IMPROTANT GET THE FLASH U IDDIOTS.

 

My list shall Continue as right now i ahve to run to bathroom explosivie diahrea

 

POTBS soon to be SOE'ED

Posted by diarheasauce Tuesday June 26 2007 at 6:28AM
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With the recent news that Pirates of the Burning sea has teamed up with the Devil Sony Online Entertainment

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Now that i got that out of the way , y would anyone NOW even bother buying this game when we all know what comes sooner or later.  Pirates will be SOE"ED ON and i hope devolopers realize what they do when they sign up with teh devil.

I fear now that once soe buy the game and makes their NGE change as they do in all games they wish to destroy, the french will be the new jedi.  As we all know soe are panzys and sissies just like the french.

So my list of games dwindles to WAR, AOC.  They are the only 2 games that are now that might have a chance of reviving our mmo generation.  If they both fail its all over.  With microsoft making people buy vista for dx10 games.  Eveyone is going to have to drop 200$ to be able to play games.

 

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Poo pain + Hungery pain examined

Posted by diarheasauce Friday June 22 2007 at 7:31AM
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(Warning u are about to read stuff that is proobably offense to u if u play lotro)((meaning if u are over 40 u will cry))  I do not try to spell correctly and if i accidently do i will correct it))

It takes 1 hour to get from work to toilet.  So thats just 1 extra hour of my sqeezing my buttcheeks together at work.  I figure around evey day at 9:45ish the turd of the day tries to force itself out.  What follows is 3+ hours of sqeezing out farts in my cubical as silently as possable.  But the thing i wanted to highlight is when the poo pain subsides and the hunger pain arives.

  I nvr though about it before casue i feel it eveyday around 12:30 when im driving home.  At that time i ussaly lift myself up in the car and sqeeze out another fart but after that im starving and having to poo.  It has to be the worst feeling its like im am falling and i cant get up.

Trying to focus on driving and not pooing and food as i drive by the rest stops with luvly greesy Mac donalds is very challenging.  And the highway WTF AM I PAYIN ALL THESE TAXES FOR and we have potholes after potholes, garbage eveywhere, WTF seroulsy WTF clean this crap up or stop talking my god dam money and lineing your pockets.

Back to the poo pain + hunger pain.  Its sorta a new pain that i call OMFG pain.  So immagine yoself driving u have 1 hour till u get home, your starving havnt eatin since 6:30am its now noon.  Yo have had to diahrea out yo ass since about 9:45 and now your driving on the most invested craptasic highway ever created.  Ussaly while i drive i dont get OMFG pain but about 5 times in that hour i do.

Its almost as im high when driving, casue its two pains that im trying to make go awya by trying to gently forec gas out while driving but not pushiong to hard as to lop the turd in my pants making for a smelly rest of the drive home and trying not to look at mcdonalds and want to order 2 20 peice chicken nuggets and 2 superszed friyes with 6 packs of bbq sauce.

I go though that each day to come home, toke an choke and play my mmo's which currently are zero.

I am currently tryin eve and let me tell u this right now , do not play eve's tutorial while u are stoned, it dont work that way.

WORD LIFE LAWL SAUCE