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Pink Power

another blog about Hello Kitty and the power of pink, cute and being nice

Author: bbegirl

Man vs. Woman

Posted by bbegirl Wednesday July 23 2008 at 9:33PM
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WOMAN'S LOVE POEM 

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,                      

One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long. 
One who thinks before he speaks, 
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S LOVE POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
Huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit

Then Hello Kitty is a woman and WoW is a man?