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Pink Power

another blog about Hello Kitty and the power of pink, cute and being nice

Author: bbegirl

Man vs. Woman

Posted by bbegirl Wednesday July 23 2008 at 9:33PM
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Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,                      

One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long. 
One who thinks before he speaks, 
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
Huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit

Then Hello Kitty is a woman and WoW is a man?


Sketch5 writes:

I'm a Masculist and I'm deeply offended.

haha :P

Wed Jul 23 2008 9:36PM Report
Ascension08 writes:

Back in kindergarten where it's boys vs. girls eh?

=P Just kidding. But those are some serious stereotypes, and there's women whose poems would look more like the man's and some men who write poems similar to the woman's.

Wed Jul 23 2008 9:41PM Report
Death1942 writes:

damn bbegirl stop nagging us guys


Wed Jul 23 2008 10:46PM Report
Hugolin writes:

well i have to admit you know what man wants

Thu Jul 24 2008 1:07AM Report
alakram writes:

Man's Love Poem

I pray for a girl

that wants to suck my d***

with huge boobs

that loves to make love.

Thu Jul 24 2008 3:18AM Report
Kuji-Kiri writes:

Honestly, I'd leave such a woman right after I fuck her.

Thu Jul 24 2008 8:21AM Report
streea writes:

I dunno, the man's poem is more in line with what I'd look for in a man.

Except the huge boobs part. That would be very scary.

Thu Jul 24 2008 8:49AM Report
Kuji-Kiri writes:

I know it's probably what you think of when you picture a man, but such a woman is kind of lame imo. Probably would bore me to hell.

Thu Jul 24 2008 9:17AM Report
Kyleran writes:

Hello Kitty is definitely a woman, but I'd call WOW metrosexual.

EVE Online - Designed by men, for men, and played mostly by .... men.

Thu Jul 24 2008 10:11AM Report
Kuji-Kiri writes:

Hm, care to elaborate on the Eve for men statement? Are you referring to the penalties for dying and the pvp?

Thu Jul 24 2008 12:20PM Report
suyangsong writes:

haha shut up u sexist turd

but seriously, pretty funny though, sexist? who cares

Thu Jul 24 2008 4:22PM Report
bbegirl writes:

no keyword filter here I see ;-) my posting, while fun and humor was fully intended, I believe that there is more than just a little bit of truth to this. :-)

Fri Jul 25 2008 1:00AM Report
PrinnySquad writes:

This is incredibly sexist, unrealistic, and also not funny.

And the only people who really think there is any truth to this, obviously belongs to one of the gross stereotypes. Or watches too many sitcoms.

That said: I can't tell which gender it insults more, really.

I mean, think about it.

The cave-man esque depiction of males that has been used tiringly over and over in media when generally speaking nothing is further from the truth?

Or the ridiculous I'm-Useless-Without-A-ManSlave statements that sound like its from a woman circa 1950s America who has a piping hot roast in the oven for her knight in shining armor who will do everything for her since she's incompetent and incapable?

Frankly, both are kind of childish generalizations, and in many cases the men and women's positions above are switched.

In short: Ascension's right. :D

Fri Jul 25 2008 2:06AM Report
bbegirl writes:

impaired sense of humor?

Sun Jul 27 2008 8:30AM Report
PrinnySquad writes:

Impaired sense of humor?! It's just not funny. This is the kind of garbage forwarded around by middle-aged housewives who lay about the house and watch American Idol. I mean, come ooooon. Family Circus is funnier.

I understand that sounds a little dismissive, so to prove I do have a good sense of humor, I thought your section on "Halo Kitty" WAS funny. So kudos to that. :)

Tue Aug 05 2008 12:12PM Report writes:
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