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Let me make great again!!!!

Posted by KingCarebear Friday March 4 2016 at 7:45PM
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My children, if I become your president I will make you great again. I will love you, hold you and touch you in places only a carebear would know and love. I would love you because this galaxy is in desperate need of love and a sense of direction that will take its talents and potential to new heights and dreams because the cold fact of the matter is...well...we don't win anymore. We don't win and we have all become a bunch of losers. Nobody outside our universe loves us anymore. They pawn us repeatedly leaving us sore and tired. My children nobody respects us and this has got to change or else, we will die!


My children, as president I will change the we people look at us when we play our video games and go to our conventions. I will change the way they look at us when we dress up as ghouls and goblins, elves and fairies, witches and wizards and goblins again!! I will change the way we see the world and through this change will arise a vision so grand and epic even the trolls who roam our streets and whore our corners will have no choice but to stop, listen and learn. They will have no choice but to take my carebear stare up their ass and down their throat because if they don't I will kill them with my kindness and murder them with my love. I will not lie to you it will be painful but it will be worth it in the end because you will be free of the prison of your invisible bars.


My children change is never easy and more often it is almost always hard, but to reach that next level of happiness and be winners again we need to do what is necessary for the betterment of our galaxy. The sanity of our MMORPG universe depends on our sacrifice and loyalty. The trolls will be punished and the trolls will be killed but it will be through death where they will be cleansed and the sins of their past misdeeds will be forgiven. They will love our galaxy again and through this love will come out the other side a new person, loyal to the party, the galaxy and the MMORPG universe. Legally they will be apart of our society and legally they will be a functioning member of our galaxy and I wouldn't have it any other way because they are people just like you and me. They are people. They are gamers. But most of all they are the children of the mother I promised I would reform.


I promised her I would make great again and goddamn it that is what I intend to do!!! It was her dying wish and as she lay on her deathbed dying from something I had given her, struggling for every breath and gasping for every moment of life and liberty, she choked out these final three words I will remember for the rest of my life, holding dearly in my heart forever and forevermore as I go from world to world spreading my words of wisdom to those who want it, ejaculating my vision of a dream of a better world to those who think we are losing and desperately want to be winners again… “I love you my dear...” Well, that was five words but the important things is we need to make a change or we will all die in a world that is losing!!! My children, please I beg you from the bottom of my heart let me be your president and make great again. Let me be your KING!!!!