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• • Best statement/post I've seen against "Darkfall" that validates doubt

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    Originally posted by Keeper2000
    Xxeon, you don't understand, do you? We are all playing a game called forumfall. It was released 7 years ago.
    The first expansion was lunched 5 years ago and is called Aventurine and it includes a hype machine boss called Tasos (not Taso).
    There had been some content adds during the years ("Video next month", "Guild beta soon", etc).
    There had been some expansion by third parts like Surly, who is clubing a baby seal right now.
    There are several Realms/Guilds but the 2 most numerous and powerful are The Fanatical Followers of Tasos and The Heretical Doubters. They fight an eternal fight, that may or may not end this year.
    You may think I am joking... maybe I am... maybe I am not... only oldies will understand forumfall. As you said you started 3 months ago, I do understand you are a noob in this game... welcome!!! I hope you enjoy it... the learning curve is strange to say the least.
    

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    Hell Yeah baby! Runs up with my 382 run skill speed and slashes at the noob player "XXeon" with my mighty "Sword of Tasos Slayer" and inflicts 852 damage for a critical hit! XXeon falls to the ground and suddenly see's black and white which is somehow much more then he could ever see before this devastating noob death. He had forgotten that he had placed the "Tasos Rose Colored Goggles" armor on and couldn't see the light! But now, thanks to the kill by Zaxtor99, he can suddenly see as he watches Zaxtor99 loot the foul smelling "Tasos Rose Colored Goggles" off his fallen corpse to deliver them to a nearby river, hopefully to never be found again by some poor innocent newb at this great game of "ForumFall Online"!

    Woot! Woot!

    
    - Zaxx
    

  • Posted: 7/24/08 11:48 AM
    Darkfall
• • Now it's time for the funniest posts ever in these darkfall forums (Hilarious!)

  • Wow, I never knew I was so funny! Thanks for the honors dude.

    Actually, I don't deserve any credit. It's just way too easy to make fun of this crap. It's like "already there" just waiting for a million jokes.

    - Zaxx

  • Posted: 7/24/08 11:15 AM
    Darkfall
• • Best statement/post I've seen against "Darkfall" that validates doubt

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    Originally posted by Xxeon
    taso doesnt try to fool anyone. the point is he doesnt try. but your sweating your as... off tot ry to disprove him with out being very successful.
    
    Now to say taos isnt lieing i cant be sure but. right now he still has the favor of not at least until the end of this year that vid could make or brake things too. but im not going ot waist my time on a stupid forum bother fans of the game trying to prove taso is a liar. i willg o away like a reasonable person would.
    
    But your not very reasonable are you?

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    No. We've already discussed this "Xxeon"... Remember? The other thread. I don't just go away and come back with new names.

    I can't believe you just made that new member name just yesterday and are already "giving up". I was really counting on you to stick around and wait until January of '09 or something and either rub it into my face here when Darkfall releases and is the best damn mmo game ever... -or- to be here and admit I and all these other long time members here who have seen this same shit before were actually "right".

    Oh well. Hey I got an idea though. With your new member I'm sure we'll all see here any moment defending the great "Darkfall" again, maybe you could just be more direct and use a member name like "TasosILoveU" or "DarkfallPwns" or something huh? That way we'll KNOW it's you. 'Cuz it's gonna be soooooo hard to figure out, ya know! {winks}

    
    - Zaxx

  • Posted: 7/24/08 10:44 AM
    Darkfall
• • Best statement/post I've seen against "Darkfall" that validates doubt

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    Originally posted by Xxeon
    no most of them where telling oyu guys to back off with out proof. I dont even know if taso is telling the truth. i have even corrected fans too so. there you go again making up lies.
    
    Im not tryign to defend darkfall in it self im trying tot ell you to stop calling people liars with out any proof.
    stop posting ill stop posting simple as that. i bet you cant do it. COOr has left it seems he took the hint thank you coor.

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    Wow. You sure had me fooled. Now "Darkfall" and the great god "Tasos" doesn't fool me for a minute, but you sure had me fooled. You should take great pride in that!! Maybe YOU should be running the PR for Darkfall... so you can fool even the hardcore mmo players like myself and fool us!

    Hehe.

    
    - Zaxx
    

  • Posted: 7/24/08 10:33 AM
    Darkfall
• • Best statement/post I've seen against "Darkfall" that validates doubt

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    Originally posted by Xxeon
    

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    Originally posted by zaxtor99

    
    

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    Originally posted by Xxeon
    rationing doesnt work with these guys ive tried : / they dont listen. i could slap them in the face with a fish and they still say it isnt a fish
    

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    And you could obviously be slapped in the face with a bag of steaming hot shit, have it explode all over your face, the stench all over, and still be SMILING BIG and drooling while chanting "I can't wait for Darkfall... I can't wait for Darkfall... I can't wait for Darkfall!"

    - Zaxx
    
    

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    umm wow so immature : / i really dont care if df releases or not.
    
    Im only here to see how immature you guys get. df is just a game after all but it seems like it means more to you than me

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    Now, Now "XXeon"... you made this whole new member just yesterday and already have 80 posts today! And EVERY one of those 80 posts have been posted religiously defending the great "Darkfall"!

    ..Now you suddenly change your stance to "you don't care if DF releases or not"?!???

    WoW! Did my "slapping you with a bag of hot shit" statement actually slap some "common sense" into you or what gives brother??

    
    - Zaxx

  • Posted: 7/24/08 10:28 AM
    Darkfall