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• • Thoughts on the Presidency of The United States

  • Wow, you guys are far ahead of me in thinking about this. I am still stuck trying to figure out how Berliners are going to vote in the November elections, and how many votes the Dali Llama's endorsement translates into. Unless of course, someone is seeking to add the Dali Llama to the ticket as his vice presidential choice. Do the Berlin precinct results come in before those in Tibet? Will they reflect Obama taking an early lead on election day? Or is McCain's lead in Tibet more important?

    My head is still spinning over the possibilities of both the candidates latest political moves........

    Brilliant Pinky, absolutely brilliant.

     

  • Posted: 7/25/08 4:10 PM
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• • Moon-walker claims alien contact cover-up

  • Originally posted by abbaba
    

    I bet they have implanted parasites in some of us, they're in stasis right now waiting for the moment to strike. I suggest everyone learn how to sleep with their eyes open, and don't drive down lonely country roads on moonless nights.

    
     

    Anybody that has ever had to attend a meeting at work is already trained to sleep with their eyes open. As to driving down lonely country roads on moonless nights alone, nobody ever does that, they always have Jack Daniels to keep them company.

    Wasn't there a female astronaut a bit back that was having an affair with a male astronaut, and drove to Florida from Texas wearing depends and using stimulants to stay awake so she could assault his girl friend a scare her? Yup, astronauts are such rational people.

    So, yea, right, I believe everything astronauts say. After all, it's perfectly normal for a rational person to be launched into space as part of a rocket containing explosive fuel that was manufactured by the lowest bidder in a government contract.

     

  • Posted: 7/25/08 3:56 PM
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• • Wound sucking

  • Originally posted by Wolfenpride
    

    Interesting discovery, kind of wondered why people stick like a cut on their finger in the mouth, its more than just a reaction I guess?

    Ill be sure to lick every wound I get from now on :)

    
     

    That explains why you were out in the parking lot licking your balls.......

     

  • Posted: 7/24/08 2:14 PM
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• • If this is true - John Edwards is without a doubt the worst scum on the planet right now.

  • Isn't the Enquirer one of the tabloids that Will Smith used to keep track of alien activities here on Earth in Men in Black?

     

  • Posted: 7/24/08 2:10 PM
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• • Moon-walker claims alien contact cover-up

  • Moon-walker....I thought that this was a Michael Jackson story......

    By the way, I didn't realize that Buzz Aldrin was gay, I must have missed his coming out.......

     

  • Posted: 7/24/08 2:06 PM
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