Profile: geld

The Pessimist says the cup is half empty. The Optimist says the cup is half full. The Pragmatist says the cup is half full of air. The Engineer says the cup is operating at 50% capacity. The realist says the cup is too big. The Psychologist says the cup is your mother. The Punk Kid also says the cup is your mother. The Cricket Player says his cup is definately full. Everyone knows that Pamela Andersons cups are full. The Criminal says it was like that when he found it. The Lawyer says his client is seeking compensation from the drink company. The Activist says it's societies fault for expecting too much from their cups. George Bush says it's Iraqs fault and declares war to protect the liberties of all cups. Me, I just ask the waitress for a refill.