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• • Age Of Conan is full speed ahead!!

  • I liked this game.  For me, it was the only interesting MMO out there up until lvl 80.  After 80, though, I decided I'd rather tweeze my ball-bag than continue playing.

    Kheshatta is NOT PvP.

    I do hope things turn around.  I'd like to see that.  But frankly, I've already braced myself for a disappointment.  Funcom seems to think that unveiling DX10 will somehow 'reverse the curse' that is this game.  They are wrong.  They are wrong about a lot of things.  Let's face it.

    That said, the OP's post rubs my groin the wrong way.  I just don't like it, nor him.  In fact, I wish on Conan's Mullet that I had a lvl 80 toon on the Set Server so I could stalk his gimp, righteous ass to the ends of Poitan and back.  Seriously, what  a douche minus the vinegar.

    I quote:

     

    "Hi fine folks of this forum."

    I hate you.

    "Since I don't have the luxury to play many games (even though I certainly can afford to buy them) I want something..."

    Blow a squid's soggy reproductive squishy thing.  The fact that you had to add that little nugget of info (in paranthesis) only proves you are a unemployed porn shoot fluffer whose hands have held more nuts than a Planter's Peanuts factory worker.

    "The game has a fantastic atmosphere with a wide specter (ghost? cough.  spectrum) of possibilities for role-playing."

    Yeah, sounds about right.  You're the kind of late thirties nob that hangs out in in-game taverns (because we know real bars are probably too scary for you) talking a lot of thou...thee...hail, good sir...kind of shit.  Many a time I came across delusional mopes of your ilk and role-played like I was shitting on the ground before them just before scratching my name in it.

    "...swap around your guard from left to right, just after you dodged back or to the side (if you ever get to a skill level where you can master such complexity)."

    Cock swilling, handicapped, felch-receiver of a liar.  Have you four fucking hands, man?  I submit no.

    "I have never seen so many gratitude threads pos(t?)ed in the AoC forums.  The last patch was a fantastic improvement to the game in terms of performance, content, seiges, balancing, PvP..."

    Oh, so this last patch fixed everything?  Everything? Tits on a Ritz!  I'm there. 

    "People that for some reason (cough. shitty programming) before was plagued with the greymap/OOM errors before every hour now play with not a worry in the world."

    I still can't piss in front of other people.  So much for the whole "not a worry in the world" thing.

    "FPS is up, play is smoother and latency issues totally eradicated..."

    The fuck you say.

    "More stuff, Villa and dungeon tweaks..."

    Booty, because Crom's whore of a mother knows, I always felt like I needed an excuse to run MORE Villas.

    "People open threads where the gem downgrade/modification get praised..."

    Yeah, opened by poorly dick chafing crybabies who never could afford to craft or buy a set.

    "I add some of the threads currently in progress in the US AoC forums for your reading if interested..."

    Do people still bother posting on that Communist Propoganda Spinning site?  How about some links to the thousands of deleted threads deemed "not suitable" by Ingsoc!

    Lame dick attempt, sir.  Lame dick.

    P.S. Your company stock in funcom will soon be worth even less than the bloody shit I took not three hours ago. 

    P.S.S  I've no doubt that MMORPG will be "nerfing" this reply of mine soon. So I encourage any and all who stand by it to copy and paste it to other forums so we can keep this shiznatz on the real, yo.

     

  • Posted: 9/18/08 11:24 PM
    Age of Conan