wanted to start a joke post.
So post your best one liner.
Fortune Cookie: Bubble is like virginity, one prick and all gone.
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Gundamit Charlie Murphy, there's a new joke going around in town...
What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
Death comes in many forms... like wives and jury duty.
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Souls.............................
wat is the medien of 5 fingers? the middle finger
If I wanted to sniff noxious fumes I'd toke a can of paint, not go to the highschool's restroom.
something wicked funny would be smeagel on a gaiko commercial.(smeagel s the mutant creature from lord of the rings) in his raspy, freaky voice, right before the hobbits go to the eye thing "hobbits wait, hobbits, i need to tell you something.... i've just saved a ton of money by switching to geiko!) 
'Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot.'-sayings of the wise