Hello Tourists and Citizens!

Welcome to the first installment of the MMOLands Saturday Scoop! Reporting the news, events, and rumors featured in MMOLands that you want to hear every Saturday morning.

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A Letter from the MMO*PD: Greetings patrons of MMOLands, as you have noticed there is a nice mixture of old and new players and this fills my heart with great happiness. But with these new found patrons comes with a need for help! As to side step a rise in crime I would like to inform and remind everyone that a quick :PAGEGM will send a request for a GM to come to your aid if you are in a jam! We here at MMO*PD have our sights set on keeping your experience in our lands a pleasurable one. If you ever see a person with the tag MMO*PD feel free to say hello and ask whatever questions may be on your mind, that's why we are here!

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Rumors: There is a rumor floating around the lands of Endless Ages that a crazed magician and an unstable weapons smith have replaced all of the rewarded rune guns from the rune quests in the land with highly modified versions! These weapons have been reported to have been augmented with extra damage, but these weapons are unstable and the amount of augmented damage seems to be completely at random! The MMO*PD is on the case of these augmented weapons and there is no sure time when they will be removed from the lands. In this reporters opinion, I suggest that everyone get on the task of helping the MMO*PD remove these items from their owners as to keep them in the hands of honest citizens before its too late! Visit your races leader for more information about the tasks required to obtain these items.

Engineers Corner: We have some fixes going in within the next 24 hours so lets just jump right into them shall we?

After the negotiations of their strike, the rebirth zones outside of boomtown will be making a return today!

Players floating high above their vehicles from a third person view will be grounded, the MMO*PD has also requested that all players keep their vehicles between 100-150MPH while in towns as the Flobs have become increasingly tired of being run over!

Players experiencing constant hangs while trying to visit our lands will also notice a change within the next 24 hours as this problem is being tracked and smashed like so many un-suspecting Clegurks.

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In the Community: After last nights attack on boomtown by various creatures, a contest of skill rendered a developers ego smashed and a players skill renowned! Blizzard 2003 was the winner overall of killing shot and damage over time in the "Pwned The Dev!" contest that took place in the arena at 8:30PM EST. Below is a picture of Blizzard in all his glory! A disgruntled Caustic was quoted walking away muttering to himself "Lucky Bloblic. lucky shot."