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SMITE Forum » General Discussion » Perfectblends Smite Beta Key Giveaway...

11 posts found
  PerfectBlend

Apprentice Member

Joined: 10/28/11
Posts: 50

 
6/15/12 5:09:25 PM#1

Write me a poem get a free smite beta key.... only 3 available.
  farore

Advanced Member

Joined: 9/19/03
Posts: 72

6/15/12 5:12:22 PM#2

roses are red violets are blue and if i miss another round of keys i am gonna QQ
  TheHavok

Elite Member

Joined: 7/13/04
Posts: 2046

"Free crack and everybody gets laid."
6/15/12 5:24:31 PM#3

The kiddies are screaming

The boy sat gleaming

All the posts were falling

and so we waited calling

"Grab that blend" all the people came hauling

"Give us that key" the poster said bawling

"write me a poem" I started swearing

"Smite is a joke" somebody said trolling

"your mom went to college" everybody started laughing

"Perfect is super awesome" and there came the gushing
  Tigersaur

Novice Member

Joined: 6/15/12
Posts: 2

6/15/12 5:36:12 PM#4
My poem in the form of a Haiku :P

Please give me the key
If I don't get it I'll die
Really need the key.
  kadepsyson

Hard Core Member

Joined: 5/15/06
Posts: 1925

The doctors say his chances are 50/50...but there's only a 10% chance of that.
6/15/12 5:38:52 PM#5
Originally posted by Rofo11
My poem in the form of a Haiku :P

Please give me the key
I really need the key
If not i might commit.

Your haiku is wrong

First five then seven then five

This is my entry

El Psy Congroo
  dethlord

Novice Member

Joined: 6/26/06
Posts: 15

6/15/12 5:38:54 PM#6

there once was a man from the net

a key he was lookin to get

he dreamed of the smite

all day and all night

hoping this poem would be his best bet

 

 

 

Deth to you ALL!
  Balverak

Novice Member

Joined: 6/16/12
Posts: 2

6/16/12 7:51:41 AM#7

Sir, ill make you a trade no poem here im bad at them, so a high five shall be in your future if you decide to give it to me.
  Braodraost

Novice Member

Joined: 6/17/12
Posts: 1

6/17/12 9:06:27 AM#8

Pain in my fingers

Eyes going red

Back is no more

Looking for the key

That will open smite

All day and all night

 
  rronaldraay

Novice Member

Joined: 1/30/06
Posts: 22

6/17/12 3:11:47 PM#9

YO WHAT IT IS?

RON RIZZY UP IN THIS BITCH.

UHH YEEHH TURN MY HEADPHONES UP.

TURN MY HEADPHONES UP...

LOUDER.

YEH THAT'S GOOD.

WAIT NO. 

LOUDER.

AIGHT THATS GOOD.

YEH UH

UH

UH

HOOK ME UP WITH THAT SMITE.

YOU KNOW I'LL TREAT THAT SHIT RIGHT.

 

PLAY IT ALL DAMN NIGHT

I'LL BE ONE TO PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT.

 

I'M THE WORLDS SHITTIEST RAPPER

BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT,

GOT THE WORLD RECORD FOR WORLDS MOST INCREDIBLE FAPPER. 

THEY CALL ME THE WHITE KNIGHT.

 

 

Yeah, I don't even know.

 
  Tsumo

Advanced Member

Joined: 5/21/09
Posts: 33

6/17/12 6:27:02 PM#10

I need a beta key for Smite,

Give me one you might,

Even tho this  poem is shite.

 

 
  jazz.be

Hard Core Member

Joined: 8/26/06
Posts: 441

6/17/12 6:30:56 PM#11

If things go wrong

I would listen to some random song

If things go right

I would be playing this new game Smite

If nothing happens at all

I'm affraid I'll start a brawl!