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The Secret World News - The Secret Paranoia

Posted by Suzie Ford on Jul 26, 2012  | 20 comments in our forums

Today marks the debut of a brand new column here at Penned by our own 'Scary Booster', today's column takes a look at The Secret World specifically and the whole zombie phenomenon in general. Check it out!

With the launch of The Secret World this week, I’m feeling a bit paranoid. It’s not only the fact that we are all being watched by secret societies we don’t know about, it’s all the weird zombie mutations I’ve never thought possible. The days of slow stupid zombies are over. Nowadays, we have crazy zombie that take vacations and long baths in bath salts. They get out of the bath all naked and chew your face off under a bridge smelling like rose petals.

At least their skin is silky smooth.

Read more of Scary Booster's Very Scary: The Secret Paranoia.

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