Champions Online News - Ultra Fighting Team Millenia Ranger

The Goons of the Something Awful community are at it again! This time, they bring their special flavor of madness to the world of Champions Online in the form of a video spoofing the Power Ranger type shows popular in Japan.

The video is entitled "Ultra Fighting Team Millenia Ranger: Super Battle Action Film GO!" and is described as:

A labor of love, justice and RATINGS!

Join our team of over 40 TEENS WITH ATTITUDE in their journey to defeat crime, settle injustices, respect their parents, floss daily and be in bed before 8PM.

With their pure hearts, strict moral codes and FULLY POSABLE ACTION FIGURES ($50.00 from all good toy stores. Possible choking hazards and traces elements of lead. Ages 3 and up), Ultra Fighting Team Millenia Ranger set out to make the world a safer place for you and me.

When they're not fighting crime, the Rangers enjoy hanging out, wearing branded clothing and looking after the environment.

In times of GREAT INJUSTICE, high-powered rangers have super mecha forms which can combine to create a terrifying mismatched-coloured monstrosity which is sure to strike fear into the hearts of the relatively fashionable!

The video features a vibrant cast whose list reads off like a box of Crayola crayons, complete with metallic colors:

Red, Green, Blue, Pink, Yellow, Orange, Black, Maroon, Purple, Sepia, Lime, Gray, Puce, Xanadu (It is, in fact, a color!), Teal, Mustard, Viridian, White, Cyan, Cerulean, Mango, Aqua, Salmon, Octarine, Light Urple, Ecru, Denim, Olive, Ochre, Eggplant, Brown, Sea Green, Burnt Sienna, Byzantium, Periwinkle, Turquoise, Forest Green, Blizzard (Blue), Burnt Umber, Magenta, Razzle Dazzle Rose, Celedon, Asparagus, Mahogany, Mauve, Chartreuse, Cerise, Moss, Hooloovoo, Heliotrope, Marmalade, Dodger Blue, Fuchsia, Myrtle, Smaragdine, Charcoal, Steel Blue, Sea Green, Coral, Azure, Violet, Lavender, Cornflower, Fuligin, Persimmon, Buttercup, Midnight Blue, Ivory, Saffron, Plum Crazy, Vermilion, Monochrome.

 

Metallic Colors In Use:
Gold, Silver, Metallic, Cobalt, Jade, Ruby, Bronze, Amethyst, Chrome, Emerald, Saphire, Pearl, Lead, Rust, Zircon, Brass, Peridot.

This truly colorful crew delivers on the video's title with a ton of hyper-active action, zany antics, coordinated dancing, and more.

The video is sure to get a laugh out of most of you, though the music can be a bit much, check it out here!