Apparently, a 13 year-old Texan who ordered a credit card in his Dad’s name, ordered two hookers from an escort agency, bought an Xbox 360 and played Halo 3 with said hookers in a hotel room has been convicted of fraud and given three year’s worth of community service.

Ralph Hardy from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card and subsequently took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, and the credit card company involved said it was not liable for him getting a hold of the card because it is common practice to send them out providing that all security questions are answered correctly.

It does not say whether Ralph ordered the card via an automated system, or actually spoke with a customer service rep who could not tell the difference between a 13 year-old’s voice or a grown man.

Luckily the hookers were not charged in this case because according to the “escorts”: “the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.” Looks like some hookers do not adhere to the “13 is not an adult” rule, and were most likely willing to “do the deed” providing they were getting paid.

Thank goodness the boys did not want to have relations, because not only would the gals be charged with prostitution but sex molestation charges as well due to the kids being underage.

The narc in this case was hotel management, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids “where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay”. Saying that they had just made a “big score at a “World of Warcraft” tournament and wanted to get some relaxation”, the clerk notified the police after realizing the boys ages.

Upon arrival to the hotel room, the police found $3,000 in cash, electronic gadgets, an Xbox 360, numerous games, and two hookers. Ralph told police that his father wouldn’t care because it was his birthday and his Dad has forgotten to get him a present. The father, who is a lawyer of all things, stated that while he had indeed been busy and did not buy him a present, he had planned on making it up to him by going on a surprise trip to Disneyland.

Apparently, the father is not only forgetful, but out of touch with what 13 year-old boys really like - loose women, video games, and Dr. Pepper.

http://news.filefront.com/kid-get-credit-card-in-dads-name-buys-hookers-halo-3-and-xbox-360-you-really-cant-make-this-stuff-up/

Enjoy, I know I did!  :)

Note to self:  Make sure to get Tyler a Birthday present....

greatest news post ever :D  thx for this, i needed a good laugh today

Originally posted by Pappy13

Note to self:  Make sure to get Tyler a Birthday present....

Note to self: Make sure son understands if he ever does this I will beat him to within an inch of his life.

You see!   Video games...  completely harmless!  :P

Update: The Father didn't request that the child pay him back, but ask that next year he would be invited to party.

Just kiddding

Funny Story.

Wasn't this story confirmed to be fake? I could be wrong, but I am fairly certain I remember reading that it never actually happened. Let me see if I can find it.

Edit:

http://kotaku.com/391055/boys-pay-hookers-to-play-halo-andoh-that-story-isnt-real

Originally posted by okor

Wasn't this story confirmed to be fake? I could be wrong, but I am fairly certain I remember reading that it never actually happened. Let me see if I can find it.

 

Edit:

http://kotaku.com/391055/boys-pay-hookers-to-play-halo-andoh-that-story-isnt-real