Originally posted by Actus

Another great one.  Pointless yet enlightening all at once... haha.  Do you seriously have 6 unopened copies of Matrix online?  Lol... and is that really how you got them?

 

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Originally posted by sverhmashina

By  47 billion, you meant million, right?

 

Originally posted by Lord_Rahl

Congratulations. You just achieved the coveted "Coffee Spluttered Over My Keyboard Critical Hit" ...geniusly funny Coyote thanks, I really needed a laugh today :)

 

Originally posted by uller30

@ kalinis wer all fing trolls from lil trolls to huge tard spasma trolls

Also wow is just a bemch mark please pleople look around Amd v I7's quad core fights.

Chrystlers looking damn close to Bentleys. Puff grow up u trolls

 

Originally posted by onthestick:

It is allright for coyote you are just another number to his list of victims. He is most probably twirling his mustache and cackling right now.

 

Originally posted by Reion1

167 Million Subs? or 167 million pre orders?

 

Originally posted by Melieza

What makes you so 'professional'? 

 

Ah, well... I attended Juilliard, I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school, I travel quite extensively, I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that, I've seen 'The Exorcist' about a HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, and it keeps getting better EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!!!" 

Originally posted by maskedweasel

^ thats a terrible picture of you Coyote.

 

Originally posted by Enochi

I know your trying to be negative in the Style of Yahtzee from Zero punctuation or Doug from the Nostalgia Critic but really you come across more as being a self absorbed whiner then humorous.

 

Originally posted by tristanryan

Absolutely positively one of the best reviews ive ever read on this website. Check my history, i dont praise you guys very often. I like this guy and hope you increase his pay and would really enjoy more of his humorous yet accurate reviews in the future.

 

Originally posted by Ozmodan

Sorry, but that was a failed review.  You failed to mention the horrendous design of the UI?  

From the article: "The only other flaw I can find with the game is the fact that some of the interface menus are a bit cumbersome and non-intuitive, and allow you to do things like “go 16 levels without knowing that you have a really nasty disease”.  "

Originally posted by Squiggie

Originally posted by sacredfool

Oh my... *feels sorry for Origin*

 

A real gamer would never, ever, feel sorry for Origin...you must be an EA plant!!!

=p

 

Originally posted by the420kid

this article was an extrem exaduration

Originally posted by WhySoShort

Coyote, it's all part of a worldwide plot to enslave us to interconnected online services...

A plot by the lizard people. 

 

Originally posted by evolver1972

  So even if the stuff in the cash shop was NOT pay to win stuff, it's still too much for Coyote. ... ...  ....  My biggest point is that people like Coyote need to stop complaining about cash shops in F2P games. 

Originally posted by bakagami

If I cracked it the way YOU whould then yeah I'd have a problem, but I use a modded CMOS

 

Originally posted by heavyhebrew

I want to snuggle up into Coyote Sharptongues warm and fuzzy nothingness and die happy.

 

***Writer's Note***

The link to Fauxnews? Not mine. Added in editing, I'm sure.

If it WERE mine, I'd have already badly beaten MYSELF behind the barn.

I apologize to anyone who clicked it, and encourge you burn something in anger.

**end note***

-Coyote

Absolutely.

I would LOVE to do a column on how MMORPG's are missing RP, quests, storylines, and are basically mutliplayer first person shooters with zero risk or real feelings of investment.

Corpse runs.

REAL death penalties.

REAL consequences for the poorly thoughout zerg attack or lack of planning.

But man.

The forums would all but explode.

Heh.

Maybe next week.