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OP 3/22/13 12:24:12 PM#1
I was laughing hard from some responces it seems that C2-N2 and 2V-R8 dominates forums... LOL
Kaliyo - This user has been permanently banned for breaking several forum guidelines.
Oh just check it out for yourself LOL
3/22/13 12:30:23 PM#2
Didn't even crack a smile over this. meh
OP 3/22/13 12:34:40 PM#3
Originally posted by crabdog
Sorry to hear that:)
I guess you have to know all companion to appreciate the humor LOL
3/22/13 12:37:30 PM#4
I liked the T7 one ;D.
OP 3/22/13 12:45:23 PM#5
Few more for those who don't want to check the link:)
Gault: Hey, Eric just want to let you I have been drugging all Mercs to keep them losing, as per our agreement, i'll be waiting for credit transfer. Gault out.
And that made me really laugh
T7= Need help!
Jedi + Kira = Couple
Kira = Ignore T7
T7 = request vibro upgrade for servo arm
Kira = Like T7 again
And it was not my comment LOL it was DarthGile and some more of his humor:
There is a notorious smuggler aboard my husband's ship. He is the reason for various Hutt-related incidents across the galaxy. He has dark hair, a stupid face, and always has a dumb smirk. I fear that if I try to turn him in myself, my life will be in jeopardy. Please send a battle cruiser and escort this defiant crime-lord off my ship.
Two days later
I was recently removed from my buddy's ship, due to outrageous allegations. I believe that this was a possible hoax, orchestrated by various angry boyfriends during my journeys in the galaxy. Ya see, I don't mean to brag.. but women just tend to obsess over me.. even the taken ones. I wish to be pardoned of all crimes I did, could have done, or may do in the future. I just cannot fathom how the Republic would accuse such a witty and cavallier combat medic of crimes against the Republic... It's unthinkable! And honestly just plain rude! This could really hurt a guy's image, ya know?
Trolls will be ignored
3/22/13 1:01:05 PM#6
Mine would go something like this..
My master is Lord Tyrenneas. I just wanted to send you a thank you letter for the restrictions you have made for the Warrior class. Not long ago I betrayed my master and almost had him killed. He prevaled and assured me that if it wasn't for this restriction, I would be laid up on a gurney made to suffer at his wife Jaesea's whims for all eternity. Thanks to you, I have gotten away with betraying a sith and there is nothing he can do about it. Please make sure that no healer companions are available in the future or I will surely be a goner.
OP 3/22/13 1:31:56 PM#7
Looks like it's my turn LOL
Lets see... my lately experience with JK...
Please Help Me BioWare!, You are my only Hope.
3/22/13 2:04:17 PM#8
I often wondered if I could eject 2V-R8 into deep space. Maybe if and when the super secret space project gets developed I'll be able to do that ...
While sitting around my ship I also considered putting 2V-R8 into the escape pod and setting it's course for the nearest large star. The extra energy would help provide needed sunlight, so it would be good for the environment too.
OP 3/22/13 2:41:27 PM#9
Servers are down so some more companion posts:
And in reply to Karteli comment of the airlock:)
"I am Skadge and I am such a jerk I seriously wonder why that Mandalorian didn't throw me out of the airlock yet! I heard that he would be able to do it in the early 2012. What happened Bioware? I guess I have to thank you."
3/22/13 3:25:18 PM#10
Originally posted by Beyorn
Indeed that was the only funny one. The rest was just poorly written.