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We are going to be that guild. We are going to kill steal, mpk (and think of new ways to do it), ninja lot, and talk down to everyone we meet. We are going to be so hated that everyone is going to want to be us. Remember how you were picked on in high school by those jocks? Now it is your turn to treat other people like shit and feel justified in life for it. Requirements: Everyone: You will be required to give me your user name and password so I can log you on at anytime to store items or to get gear off you. I expect when I want you use your great sword that your great sword will be ready for me to take. Also have your character full geared and waiting in town for me to move. Do not log out unprepared for any reason. If at any time I try to log onto your account and I find that the un/pw is invalid you will be removed from the shell immediately upon your return. Also you are not to do anything in the game without my approval. If you try to do any mission or event without me or my approval you will be severely punished. Any suggestions for the linkshell must be submitted along with a non-refundable 25,000 gil charge which will be reviewed, declined, and then reworded by me and submitted as my own intellectual property. All sellable drops will go into the bank which will be a character on my account. Also any BCNM type drops you get will go into the bank in order to pay for my expensive tastes and the expensive tastes of all the women who play that I'm banging. Money will be sold back at a discount to loyal members and sold at a steep markup to people outside to shell to pay for the expensive tastes of the women who don't play that I'm banging. Men: You will do what I want when I want it. If you are not at every event at the instance you are supposed to be you will be knocked down to the bottom loot list. I don't care if it is 4 am and you have been watching for a spawn for an item I am going to get for the last 36 hours. Do it or else. If your insubordination continues a second time you will be booted from the shell without hesitation. For your loyalty you will get that shitty gear I don't want and you can get any chick in the shell to cyber you whenever you want. Women: Cyber on request. Also you have to post weekly pics of yourself naked on the forums. For this you will get bumped ahead of everyone else on gear you want. Remember you are inferior in skill so you need to whore yourself out to get your shit. Be that slut so your life has meaning. Also for the first full week of a month I will be hosting one girl at my place (maybe more). Attendance is required, but I will give you a months notice in advance on when it is your turn since you will need to pony up the dough to get here. Just make sure to check your morals at the door. Otherwise you will have a full ride since you will be riding the leader. No need to learn your job since everything will be handed to you. Please no fatties, if you weigh more than me hit the gym and then reapply. Word of the day for you: bulimia. Application Requirements: Right now applications are accepted, but it will have at least 3 months to approve your application for review and up to an additional 2 months to approve or deny. Times are not guraenteed and could increase based on volumn and if you are really annoying the shit out of me or not. Any women must submit a picture with the application. Any picture with 95% of her body exposed and visible will automatically get in. Any guys who submit a picture -- nude or not -- will be automatically declined (I don't wanna see it). A full list of items and money will be required as well as your un/pw to confirm that the application is true. Anyone not found to have 90% or more of what they have will have their shit stolen then their application denyed. Upon acceptance a 3 month probabtion period starts where you are a whore to the shell. During this time if you even bat an eyelash out of turn you will be punished and could possibly be expelled from the shell. I look forward to seeing you in shell and hope you have a plesent day. Remember refer a friend and they are you bitch for their first month. And if all that isn't enough:
Oh yeah ... oatmeal raisin. |
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7/06/09 1:10:49 PM#2
Dibs |
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7/06/09 1:12:25 PM#3
I lol'd |
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7/06/09 7:18:02 PM#4
Are you a girl? |
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Originally posted by Syno23
No i just like that picture of Terra |
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7/07/09 4:22:11 PM#6
Oh really Mr.Powers? Well I got news for you, FFXIV is part of Operation ""Themepark'', a self justified municipal master plan to turn every ''MMORPG'' Into a watered down Themepark. Hence the codename ''Hotpockets'' |
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7/09/09 10:16:53 AM#7
Icon, where do I sign up? I can send you a picture OF a half naked female. Does it actually have to be me? I'm a Guy so it would benefit me to play like I am a woman. I can cyber ok i guess but, in person you might not like. Let me know. Otherwise i'm down with your shell. I mean crap, been in one like it before. EVE - Sharvala |
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Ponico
 Novice Member
Joined: 2/01/06
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? - Sun Tsu |
7/09/09 3:07:08 PM#8
I wanna join >:O
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DillingerEP
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Joined: 9/18/07
"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The ex- makes it sound cool." |
7/09/09 3:09:18 PM#9
I lol'd as well. |
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7/09/09 3:13:37 PM#10
this is a dumb thread |
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7/09/09 4:45:37 PM#11
Originally posted by felore
Better than the Real Recuiting thread. If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude; greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen. |
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10/08/09 9:13:33 PM#12
Taru's frighten me. |
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10/08/09 10:10:06 PM#13
Originally posted by Rohh
Was that really worth draging a 3 month old dead thread out of the depth of forum hell for this quote? Elder scrolls online: Voice your concerns here :http://www.zenimax.com/contact.php |
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10/10/09 11:40:42 AM#14
Originally posted by toddze
Was that really worth draging a 3 month old dead thread out of the depth of forum hell for this quote?
LMAO! I know, right? Couldn't that have been written in any FF thread? Lol... too funny. |
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10/10/09 11:21:13 PM#15
Originally posted by KupoKupopo
LMAO! I know, right? Couldn't that have been written in any FF thread? Lol... too funny. Lolaol1ol1olololaolol1ollulz Like amg rite? Sorry if I desecrated your place of worship
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10/11/09 2:32:08 AM#16
Originally posted by Rohh
LMAO! I know, right? Couldn't that have been written in any FF thread? Lol... too funny. Lolaol1ol1olololaolol1ollulz Like amg rite? Sorry if I desecrated your place of worship
Oh and he's overly sensitive too. How cute. |
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10/11/09 11:29:23 PM#17
Originally posted by Rohh
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Originally posted by Rohh
LMAO! I know, right? Couldn't that have been written in any FF thread? Lol... too funny. Lolaol1ol1olololaolol1ollulz Like amg rite? Sorry if I desecrated your place of worship
technically this thread is my worship place ... so go balls to the wall and have fun. |
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10/20/09 12:14:20 AM#19
So... I'm just wondering if we get personal lockers? |
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10/20/09 12:46:12 AM#20
LOL , awesome I was never interested in this thread because I thought it was similar to the other thread like it .... WOOT |
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