Originally posted by DarthRaiden

me helped today for 1 hour helping a newbie to kill goblins. i whacked the goblin till 25% and then let the newbie finish him off with mana missile and get the loot. 

I SOO hope it wasnt the OP.

I have to ask,
why would you need to help a new player kill gobs?

Originally posted by Fariic

Originally posted by DarthRaiden

me helped today for 1 hour helping a newbie to kill goblins. i whacked the goblin till 25% and then let the newbie finish him off with mana missile and get the loot. 

I SOO hope it wasnt the OP.

 

I have to ask,
why would you need to help a new player kill gobs?

 

ohh, ohh, I know teacher................ BAD GAME DESIGN?????

Originally posted by gnomad1

Originally posted by Fariic

Originally posted by DarthRaiden

me helped today for 1 hour helping a newbie to kill goblins. i whacked the goblin till 25% and then let the newbie finish him off with mana missile and get the loot. 

I SOO hope it wasnt the OP.

 

I have to ask,
why would you need to help a new player kill gobs?

 

 

ohh, ohh, I know teacher................ BAD GAME DESIGN?????

Or maybe... he was just being nice?
 

No one helped me kill my first dozen goblins and I got through it just fine.

In other games, highlvl guildies would run me through content for gear and xp. Is that bad game design too?

I can't even tell who does and who does not get the OP's post anymore.

For me, this is the best game since 2004 at least, more like 2002. Although game is not like Morrowind from an overall game mechanics standpoing (morrowind does have player built cities) but the general feel of the game reminds me of morrowind.

I was really worried until I got the game and the first few nights were great and I still love it.

I canceled my EQ2 account and ended up getting two accounts for this game.

Anytime I hear about someone who doesnt like the game I simply want to know one thing. Tonight, what game will they be playing instead.

Originally posted by SEANMCAD

For me, this is the best game since 2004 at least, more like 2002. Although game is not like Morrowind from an overall game mechanics standpoing (morrowind does have player built cities) but the general feel of the game reminds me of morrowind.

I was really worried until I got the game and the first few nights were great and I still love it.

I canceled my EQ2 account and ended up getting two accounts for this game.

Anytime I hear about someone who doesnt like the game I simply want to know one thing. Tonight, what game will they be playing instead.

 

 

If there was a half way decent game. I  am sure there would be no posting on these forums..Sounds like to me that DF is losing it player base..

Never mind I got the Joke ..hahaha To the op..Mod edit..

Originally posted by Dr_Isotope

I can't even tell who does and who does not get the OP's post anymore.

Seriously.  Though it was very funny I thought.....

Originally posted by DarthRaiden

me helped today for 1 hour helping a newbie to kill goblins. i whacked the goblin till 25% and then let the newbie finish him off with mana missile and get the loot. 

I SOO hope it wasnt the OP.

you help me gud hope soo OP not!!!11! spoonin in grass afterwards best partt!!!

Originally posted by Devour

 I'm intelligent and witty and gorgeous,

Obvious bit of sarcasm there.

This fake "i love darkfall" review has been done and done and done. You're a little late. Try being a bit more creative or "intelligent and witty" next time.

Originally posted by harmonica

Obvious bit of sarcasm there.

This fake "i love darkfall" review has been done and done and done. You're a little late. Try being a bit more creative or "intelligent and witty" next time. 

wai u here, trolloc?

Originally posted by SEANMCAD

For me, this is the best game since 2004 at least, more like 2002. Although game is not like Morrowind from an overall game mechanics standpoing (morrowind does have player built cities) but the general feel of the game reminds me of morrowind.

I was really worried until I got the game and the first few nights were great and I still love it.

I canceled my EQ2 account and ended up getting two accounts for this game.

Anytime I hear about someone who doesnt like the game I simply want to know one thing. Tonight, what game will they be playing instead.

 

 

Ya everyone knows all the cool kids have a hackzor account...and a main to dump the goodies into.
 

Originally posted by Devour

I was wrong all along! Darkfall is the best game of the century! I have just bought it because the shop was open,

[...]

Haha I started laughing there. Nice review.

Originally posted by Devour

I was wrong all along! Darkfall is the best game of the century! I have just bought it because the shop was open, and it's so much fun! I made a dwarf, and customised him, it has so much choice, like I can change his beard, but not it's colour, because this game has so many choices! My feet were amazingly textured, honestly, they were almost like a real dwarf's feet, as it should be in an entirely sandbox game.

So, I made my character, and CHOSE to get a quest to go get goblins, because I've read all the threads and stuff and they said I should go kill goblins, and maybe get a quest to do it because I'll get a staff and stuff. I'm glad it gave me the choice to go kill goblins, unlike in other games where the developer comes into my house and holds a gun to my temple if I don't do their starting quests, like WoW. I know, I used to be a WoW carebear pussy, but now I'm not, because this game is so hardcore, with it's full loot and naked fighting. Everyone knows only real men fight naked.

Talking about hardcore, my character definitely is. The trees around me were swaying at almost forty-five degrees with the full force of the wind blowing by, and he was just standing there, looking cool and mean. I gave him a red mohawk, and a white beard. Well, I didn't really give him a white beard, I just couldn't change the colour, but it gave me so many character customisation choices! The gameworld is so hardcore, not like WoW's cartoony kitty woman graphics, with characters models looking like they're different from each other! No, Darkfall Online is hardcore, with lots of brown and dark green, like I've just been puked up after a night of heavy drinking / drug taking. I don't know about you, but I don't think there's anything more hardcore than that.

So, yeah, I got to the goblins, and I killed them for a bit, but people kept taking my stuff, so I went and downloaded an autoloot hack and managed to go on my merry way to completing the quest. I'm intelligent and witty and gorgeous, so I made sure to be stocked up on Darkfall knowledge before I started the game, because that's how real men do things, so I knew that - if I hit another player - other players could kill me without reprecussion. So, whenever people came nearby, I switched to the overhead attack. I really have to give it to Aventurine, they managed to REALLY make the two moves feel completely different, and gave us lots of choice in this litterbox. I mean, one's an overhead, and one's horizontal! I don't know what people were complaining about with lack of moves, these moves are completely and utterly different! Cleverly balanced and well made, Aventurine should be given money.

I then started getting ready to return to town, but as I was halfway there, a mounted player came out of nowhere and killed me, making me lose the past couple of hours of hardwork. But, me, being the hardcore man with big swinging balls I am, manned up and only sent a few hate tells to him, followed by only about half an hour of crying, before trying again.

I have to say, I was completely wrong, this game is completely different to what I thought it was going to be like, and - because I am a macho man and very intelligent and beautiful and not hated by anyone at all they were just lying when they said that I'm sure she said it but who was phone?

Aventurine have done a job on this, and I am utterly amazed how few people can truly realise what a game this is. Carry on, if you must, but the reckoning will come soon, and then you'll realise you were wrong all along.

I LOL'ed

Thanks for making my day, best post of the day, pure sarcasm I love it :)

Originally posted by SgtFrog

lol someone actually reported the post hehe

lol no point in reporting anything this OP posts .... he's driving up mmorpg.com site traffic single handedly .

.... must have shares I guess ..... but wait nooo  " OMG LOLZ WOT WUZ I TINKIN , DAT's BEIN CINICAL INIT " 

Originally posted by summitus

lol no point in reporting anything this OP posts .... he's driving up mmorpg.com site traffic single handedly .

.... must have shares I guess ..... but wait nooo  " OMG LOLZ WOT WUZ I TINKIN , DAT's BEIN CINICAL INIT " 

lol summitus ur so witty

wen kan i be liek u???

Originally posted by Devour

Originally posted by summitus

lol no point in reporting anything this OP posts .... he's driving up mmorpg.com site traffic single handedly .

.... must have shares I guess ..... but wait nooo  " OMG LOLZ WOT WUZ I TINKIN , DAT's BEIN CINICAL INIT " 

 

lol summitus ur so witty

wen kan i be liek u???

Devour why are you trolling your own post?

Originally posted by DevilXaphan

Originally posted by Devour

Originally posted by summitus

lol no point in reporting anything this OP posts .... he's driving up mmorpg.com site traffic single handedly .

.... must have shares I guess ..... but wait nooo  " OMG LOLZ WOT WUZ I TINKIN , DAT's BEIN CINICAL INIT " 

 

lol summitus ur so witty

wen kan i be liek u???

 

Devour why are you trolling your own post?

Wait ! .... cant you see he's starting to crack under the Pressure !!  ...  full time proffesional trolling is so tough ...
 

..... " Phew " 

Originally posted by summitus

Wait ! .... cant you see he's starting to crack under the Pressure !!  ...  full time proffesional trolling is so tough ...
 

..... " Phew " 

no dued teh hardc0arness of darkfail is gettin 2 me!!1!!!1! its so hardc0ar but i r not man maybeh i go back 2 eve or sumthin cus dey r 4 caerbares reet???

Originally posted by DarthRaiden

me helped today for 1 hour helping a newbie to kill goblins. i whacked the goblin till 25% and then let the newbie finish him off with mana missile and get the loot. 

I SOO hope it wasnt the OP.

You've completely redeemed yourself..

Originally posted by Random_mage

You've completely redeemed yourself..

Me sah agree sah.