Since I'm pretty bored I thought lets try writing a very long poem which should hopefully be funny and/ interesting to read. To participate, just add one sentence (not more than like 40 words) of poetry in your post, please don't add anything else or put anything more than borderline offensive. There's no format to the poem and try to add something which follows on rather than being completely random. So here goes:-

I woke up today already knowing I have absolutely nothing to do, so I logged onto MMORPG.com.

made some pancakes, drank some milk and danced by the light of the moon.

Killed fireflies, felt no guilt, coz I know that there is no spoon.

Then realised I need to the shopping, so I got dressed, opened my front door and took the first step in the outside world, which is full of unpredictability.

As I stepped to the curb, I heard a loud bang, looked up and stared in amazement at the absurd looking contraption sitting on my front lawn.

The alien that came out of it let out a terrible moan.

"We require gold to repair our atmosphere human," Spake he "But for now I got to take a wicked piss"

'Well...' said I with a grin on my face, 'my fine little friend, you've come to the right place!'

The End.

I thought, but that it was not

This Dream continued threw the Dante of this field....

This is now, The End, for real.

"So my alien friend, what is your name?" I said. The alien replied, "my name is Dekron, I am the most useless alien of my planet hence why I was sent here." I remembered, I have things to do, so I headed off. I then heard an explosion infront of me! A lampost was falling towards me!

Originally posted by Man1ac

Since I'm pretty bored I thought lets try writing a very long poem which should hopefully be funny and/ interesting to read. To participate, just add one sentence (not more than like 40 words) of poetry in your post, please don't add anything else or put anything more than borderline offensive. There's no format to the poem and try to add something which follows on rather than being completely random. So here goes:-

I woke up today already knowing I have absolutely nothing to do, so I logged onto MMORPG.com.

The Rules were simple and this was ment to be a fun THREAD but some ppl who may think they are INTELLECT enough to post here can not grasp the simplest of the simplest. SO why bother??

Originally posted by Isturi

The Rules were simple and this was ment to be a fun THREAD but some ppl who may think they are INTELLECT enough to post here can not grasp the simplest of the simplest. SO why bother??

I suppose you are referring to my "The End" addition. That was my addition to the poem - I followed the requested rules. I thought I was "intellect" *snicker* enough for that.

Originally posted by Dekron

Originally posted by Isturi

The Rules were simple and this was ment to be a fun THREAD but some ppl who may think they are INTELLECT enough to post here can not grasp the simplest of the simplest. SO why bother??

I suppose you are referring to my "The End" addition. That was my addition to the poem - I followed the requested rules. I thought I was "intellect" *snicker* enough for that.

Lol nope I dont like to NAME drop if I dont have to. I can see your point yes it was a intellect comment. Just hard to go with it at this point?? or after this line?? unless it is a HAIKU??

If that was the case then yes very INTELLECT indeed.

I rolled, ducked and covered, and the lampost just missed my head, it landed and sounded like thunder!  I turned and looked and the alien was smiling.   So I took out my cell phone and began frantically dialing!

Originally posted by Dekron

Originally posted by Isturi

The Rules were simple and this was ment to be a fun THREAD but some ppl who may think they are INTELLECT enough to post here can not grasp the simplest of the simplest. SO why bother??

I suppose you are referring to my "The End" addition. That was my addition to the poem - I followed the requested rules. I thought I was "intellect" *snicker* enough for that.

No, your father was a drug addict and hence you were born as a deformed child, who can't follow the most basic rules. How f*cking pathetic are you? Anyways, back to the poem, btw nice addition Teala ;)

I was such in shock I seemed to have forgotten how to use my mobile! The alien came to help me up but due to the unnatural strength of the alien, it accidentally threw me into the wall and I was knocked unconscious.

That's OK though, my little sister whose only 8, showed up - because she's never late.  She picked me up and off she flew.  Yes flew!  Oh you didn't know...well now you do.   Yes my little sister is a super hero.   Her name is is most befitting, for you see..she is cold...and thus her name Absolute Zero!

Edited - to be nice.