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Will this be a limited release? If so,can I please pay you for the chance to beta test it? You dont even have to let me in game,just take my money,please!

Originally posted by jimsmith08

Will this be a limited release? If so,can I please pay you for the chance to beta test it? You dont even have to let me in game,just take my money,please!

ROFL: Checkmate.

Originally posted by DiTH

And then Santa came ! 

Ewww ....

Oh you ment arrived 

Originally posted by Skudd

Originally posted by DiTH

And then Santa came ! 

Ewww ....

Oh you ment arrived 

*Bow-chika-chika-wow-wow!*

Originally posted by harmonica

CAN I BE SNOW WHITE?

 

 

No, i'm terribly sorry, but you cant.According to your avatar you are negroid and thus, you can't be Snow White, because in this game discrimination is heavily supported due to missing negroids  and mongoloid races in the Lore.

OP ty! 

made me lol

sticky this please! 

I want to play the Dwarve named "Sticky".. he was my favorite!

Originally posted by Skudd

Originally posted by DiTH

And then Santa came ! 

Ewww ....

Oh you ment arrived 

i meant came like shooting pew pew white stuff all over the place.

Tasos And the Five Thousend Dwarfs Is so much better.

Originally posted by tombear81

 I'll only sign up if if your promise :

• To have multiple and delayed launch dates
• Appear to be a borderline scam that might run off with my money due to poor communication and tight NDA
• Patrol your forums with an iron hand removing all infidels that speak badly of the game
• Cite every great game on the planet saying how your product is just like that in X,Y,Z way
• Oh and give infrequent and obnoxious, defensive interviews on major game sites.
• Whip up the fanbots with a long feature list

 

Originally posted by Vagelisp

I am making a new mmorpg right now that will relief all of us from these poor amateur idiots (who try to change the current status of mmorpgs and steal our money) since we really know for example how bad FULL LOOT PVP is.

FULL LOOT PVP is a interaction state that takes place when you kill someone and pee on his grave after. But alas! These foul devs forgot that girls are not that succesful at targeting! So S.A.T.SE.D.O (Snow White And The Seven Dwarfes Online) will be a girls based mmorpg.

Girls (Forum Queens of any sex [males get bonus]) will be snow whites with big boobs (this feature needs purchase from item shop) and boys horny (needs purchase too) Dwarfes who will save snow whites from many instanced bad places.

PVP will be viable only when the moon is 1/4, in specific (Instanced) areas and only when you receive a system message that your opponent is at least 10 levels below you (thus easy to be killed).

Darkfall has no chance against this masterpiece that i have created using the .SEX framework of Picosoft. We all know that Darkfall is about to shut down in a few days so i recommend to all of you just cancel any kind of transactions you have made, since you are actually paying for an mmo that has no features at all.

Do not support Aventurine! Just take a look at Satsedo's features and decide for yourselves:

No crafting!
Who needs these carebear idiots trying to form an economy based mmorpg? Crafters are just players who are afraid to fight and think that making stuff is a kind of accomplishment! In their dreams my future customers.

Copy Loot!
when you kill someone you gain E-peen points! You will also get a copy of all of his items while the ganked pathetic newbie may still have everything on him intact like PVP never Happened (only if he has purchased the Keep Me Virgin [KMV] shop item).

Only Instanced places!
No seamless crap! Nobody ever is going to take your loot! Nobody will ever insult you or kill you since SATSEDO's Dynamic Avoidance Harassment System (DAHS) will take care of anyone trying to be better than you (when you purchase DAHS from our advanced item shop of course)! You will always be yourself in Satsedo!

Only Quests No exploration!
For God's sake who ever thought that pressing these damned WASD keys and running around for hours is fun? Quests for everyone from start to End Game. You don't even have to move! You will not even have to group with other idiots! Satsedo's advanced AI system will take care of everything no matter how special and unique you are.

Forum Points!
The more you post the more you get! Imagine a game Like Satsedo who will allow you to turn
thread replies into Shop cash?!?!

Just 2 Classes!
And no skill based crap! Who needs patches nerfing and giving advantage to healers for example? Who needs skills anyway? You can purchace your own custom designed abilities like Instant Gank, Ban Idiot, Dream loot and many more!

These and any more features are about to make you forget about full interaction old school games who have winners and losers. Just think how nice it will be beeing the best of the best!

And last but not least Satsedo's cheap system requirements:

Quantum CPU at 800 terrahertz.

Pindows 2024 enterprise (service pack 8).

900 terrabytes of free solid state disk space.

NVIDIA Only (hey i got cash from them) with 60 gigabytes of ram.

Directx 24 or OpenGL 11.

No internet connection required!

Thank you all and see you in Satsedo! The only place that you are able to make my (ferrari) dreams come true!
 

does brad mcquad know you are looking at his mmorpg blue prints.

Originally posted by harmonica

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Sent As The Savior Ended Dead - Obsolete

Edit: added a "-"

Too much win in this thread. 

The op's "keep me virgin" shop item is a personal favorite.

Some of these posts are hilarious.    

I've heard rumors from other unknown site's that this game is so hardcore, it dosn't even come with any content ..at all!

Originally posted by Xaaa

It's funny how these mentally ill PvPers are so full of angst that they make up a reality where they think everybody is complaining about full loot PvP just so they can unleash a fit of rage against these supposed anti full loot PvPers.

In fact, there isn't anybody complaining about full loot PvP.  What people are complaining about is that Dark Fall is a piss poorly coded shoddy piece of sh*t game that looks like it was a failed science project created by the fattie who failed out of first tier java class because he could never make it to class in time after eating a box of donuts every morning and raging against all the r3tards on EVE.

Thank you all for your posts. In fact Satsedo resembles the current status of most mmos imo.

Indeed some people are not afraid of PVP and they are willing to play in order to win and lose and not put in a straight-succesful  line that most of these developers think that they want to be put.

At least Darkfall, has the potentional and the foundations to turn into a succesful real mmorpg as EVE is and as UO was.

If we don't support these efforts no matter how bad they look at start believe me, the next game will not be different than this "imaginary" mmo.

P.S: Special thanks to my friend Steve who let me in and play with his account (without worrying about me losing his stuff), so finally i got a chance to see what DF is. It has some very bad elements that need to be fixed but it is not worse than most mmorpgs at start.

My o my the ultimate wow killer just came out and there is already a wow killer killer. 2 bad I already bought 17 years worth of sub for DF.

These boards are so much fun.