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hvc801 Novice Member Joined: 3/01/06 Posts: 798 Yo motha	2/22/09 10:00:21 PM#21 Report this post Explain why you are reporting this post: (750 characters max.) I think we're up to 15? well - 15 - A person who stresses the word "BRO" in every sentence. ______________________________ What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....? Originally posted by Hazmal What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."
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Astropuyo Novice Member Joined: 1/30/07 Posts: 1699 I lose more stars than a hollywood speedball convention.	2/22/09 10:45:02 PM#22 Report this post Explain why you are reporting this post: (750 characters max.) 16.? We at 16 yet? errr. 16. You park in a handicapped zone for "just a minute" 17. You constantly argue religion with everyone around you even if they are just talking about the weather. 18. You are a man who enjoys his cosmo. 19. You say "that's what she said" after every thrid line of dialog. 20. You thrust your pelvis after any "funny" joke. 21. You tell smokers "that's bad for you" as if they don't already know. 22. Everything you buy is "organic", you refuse to buy anything less. 23. You play 3 chords on a guitar and expect to be called a musician. 24. Every sentence ends with "Yo". 25. You write lists/contribute lists on how to tell someone is a complete douche. 26. You take a online quiz as to what color/character/farm animal you are, and then believe it. 27. You don't quite speak japanese, yet you must atleast insert a minimum of one japanese word into each paragraph or spoken sentence. 28. You talk about the end of the movie you just watched while walking out. **All up for amendments but I am pretty sure these are all douche worthy things.
User Deleted	2/22/09 11:14:41 PM#23 Report this post Explain why you are reporting this post: (750 characters max.) Originally posted by Wickersham They say my bad instead of sorry. They say yo instead of excuse me when addressing a stranger. They never say thank you under any circumstance. Bingo!! Ladies and germs we have the best post of the thread!!!
magillagoril Novice Member Joined: 2/22/09 Posts: 11	2/23/09 3:04:58 AM#24 Report this post Explain why you are reporting this post: (750 characters max.) Originally posted by Brenelael Originally posted by pyrofreak Originally posted by Bigdavo Originally posted by goneglockin I think anyone who drives a hummer is automatically a douche. There are other douchey cars... but I think Hummer is unanimously douchey. So that makes just about the entire US military a bunch of douches. Humvee != Hummer Not to mention that the people in the military that drive Humvees don't actually own them or pay for the fuel they gobble up(The rest of us do through taxes). The Hummer people actually pay for both just so they can look cool. Edit: Oh yeah, there is this also... How to spot a Douche visually... Bren lol now this is what i call a douchebag
Teala Spotlight Poster Joined: 6/16/04 Posts: 6826 "Really officer, they're herbs."	2/23/09 4:07:46 AM#25 Report this post Explain why you are reporting this post: (750 characters max.) People that make list about other peoples issues to make their own issues seem less an issue.
DeaconX Hard Core Member Joined: 2/08/05 Posts: 2679 Stand up for what you believe; Even if you stand alone. -==X==- SHH, my COMMON SENSE is tingling!	2/23/09 9:11:00 AM#26 Report this post Explain why you are reporting this post: (750 characters max.) Originally posted by Teala People that make list about other peoples issues to make their own issues seem less an issue. You've had a bad day haven't you? This is the second thread i've come across where you're COMIN' OUT SWINGIN'! DOUCHEBAG BEACH : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVHhjWMpC1g Pretty damn funny lil show. Why do I write, create, fantasize, dream and daydream about other worlds? Because I hate what humanity does with this one. BOYCOTTING EA / ORIGIN going forward. Sorry TSW.
streea Novice Member Joined: 8/04/06 Posts: 664	2/23/09 10:52:56 AM#27 Report this post Explain why you are reporting this post: (750 characters max.) 29. Anyone who uses the term "bromantic".
Draq Novice Member Joined: 10/07/06 Posts: 300 Heroes always arrive late.	2/23/09 10:59:40 AM#28 Report this post Explain why you are reporting this post: (750 characters max.) I think some of you are confusing douchebaggery with metrosexuality and/or general annoyance. /my ego is inflated to the reccomended specifications.
Rikimaru_X Guru Joined: 6/06/04 Posts: 11957 Facts about Riki: I'm a ninja & one of the sexiest guys on this damn site.	2/23/09 11:45:27 AM#29 Report this post Explain why you are reporting this post: (750 characters max.) I was late when it came to the word "douche" I didn't know what that ment when some white guy in grade school called me a douche bag. I was young then so I just had to say, "Yo daddy sucka!". Then when I learned what it was, all that came into my mind was, "Why the hell are they calling people this for?" time passes and I kinda get it. I just have alternative words. Funny List by the way. I liked the coffee one. -In memory of Laura "Taera" Genender. Passed away on Aug/13/08- \| RISING DRAGOON ~AION US ONLINE LEGION for Elyos
Hazmal Novice Member Joined: 1/30/08 Posts: 1063 If you can read this post, it means admins didn''t rickroll me again.	2/23/09 1:40:14 PM#30 Report this post Explain why you are reporting this post: (750 characters max.) People that shorten douche bag to douche. Similarly, those that use the term douche bag or douche constantly, eroding any real fun derived from using the word. Fistbumping. I'm not an ape, I have opposable thumbs, I can shake hands. ------------------ Originally posted by javac well i'm 35 and have a PhD in science, and then 10 years experience in bioinformatics... you? http://www.mmorpg.com/discussion2.cfm/thread/218865/page/8
User Deleted	2/23/09 1:53:09 PM#31 Report this post Explain why you are reporting this post: (750 characters max.) Originally posted by Teala People that make list about other peoples issues to make their own issues seem less an issue. Muhahahah you just did the same thing. Yes it's a no win situation no matter what if you post in the thread.
Teala Spotlight Poster Joined: 6/16/04 Posts: 6826 "Really officer, they're herbs."	2/23/09 3:11:37 PM#32 Report this post Explain why you are reporting this post: (750 characters max.) Originally posted by DeaconX Originally posted by Teala People that make list about other peoples issues to make their own issues seem less an issue. You've had a bad day haven't you? This is the second thread i've come across where you're COMIN' OUT SWINGIN'! I'm sorry. I am having a bad week and it started yesterday! Frakking cramps!
hvc801 Novice Member Joined: 3/01/06 Posts: 798 Yo motha	2/23/09 5:56:26 PM#33 Report this post Explain why you are reporting this post: (750 characters max.) zOMG, it just came to me.. what ever number we're on- X.) If they are wearing a Police Uniform. ______________________________ What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....? Originally posted by Hazmal What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll."
GoSonics Novice Member Joined: 6/20/05 Posts: 165	2/23/09 6:35:31 PM#34 Report this post Explain why you are reporting this post: (750 characters max.) Originally posted by Fibsdk 13. You think that god zapped you into existance 4000 years ago although your wisdom teeth and appendix disagree. You still think the appendix has no function.
pyrofreak Hard Core Member Joined: 7/01/04 Posts: 1416 Peace (noun): A period of cheating between two wars.	2/23/09 7:11:29 PM#35 Report this post Explain why you are reporting this post: (750 characters max.) Originally posted by Teala Originally posted by DeaconX Originally posted by Teala People that make list about other peoples issues to make their own issues seem less an issue. You've had a bad day haven't you? This is the second thread i've come across where you're COMIN' OUT SWINGIN'! I'm sorry. I am having a bad week and it started yesterday! Frakking cramps! If you bleed for a week and don't die. hides Now with 57.3% more flames!