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1/15/09 6:47:14 PM#2
Work it baby work it! Smart girl! LOL! Wish I had thought of that.  |
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1/15/09 6:50:03 PM#3
Originally posted by Teala
She's not pretty enough to be more than a $100 outcall. |
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1/15/09 7:11:00 PM#4
Who is desperate enough to pay THAT much? ~Greatness~ MMORPG Blog |
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nickelpat
Novice Member
Joined: 11/07/08
"War isn''t about dieing for your country; It''s about making your enemy die for theirs." - G.Patton |
1/15/09 7:12:19 PM#5
I'm sorry, am I the only one who though prostitution was illegal? ____________________________ "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but I know World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein |
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1/15/09 7:13:55 PM#6
Originally posted by nickelpat
Never been to Nevada, have ya? God, I love The Ranch. The girls are all mandated by law to have monthly checkups and maintain health records, they pay taxes, etc, etc. |
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1/15/09 7:29:47 PM#7
$3.7 million? I'd rather have 3 of these. |
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1/15/09 7:34:04 PM#8
Originally posted by grunty
Make it 1 Bugatti, 1 Aston Martin, and one Rolls Royce Silver Ghost and I'm right there with you. |
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The guy who pays that will end up looking like the worlds biggest douche.
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1/15/09 8:04:00 PM#10
3.7 MILLION?! Man, for that money I'd buy a truckfull of midget hookers. Hell I'd probably have enough money left over for.... a lot more midget hookers. I did the math.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2if5GYXOGyo |
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1/15/09 8:09:56 PM#11
Jimmy likes midget hookers because their small hands make his junk look huge. No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga- |
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1/15/09 8:12:33 PM#12
Originally posted by Illius
Yeah, there is that... But since they're "economy sized" I actually save money http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2if5GYXOGyo |
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1/15/09 8:16:00 PM#13
Originally posted by Jimmy_Scythe
Yeah, there is that... But since they're "economy sized" I actually save money I think they charge double or at least Manswers would have you believe this. Apparently the midget ones are rare and can charge what ever they want so it's usually double. No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga- |
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1/15/09 8:18:43 PM#14
Originally posted by Illius I think they charge double or at least Manswers would have you believe this. Apparently the midget ones are rare and can charge what ever they want so it's usually double.
you just had to mess up my pun didn't you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2if5GYXOGyo |
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1/15/09 8:20:28 PM#15
Originally posted by Jimmy_Scythe I think they charge double or at least Manswers would have you believe this. Apparently the midget ones are rare and can charge what ever they want so it's usually double.
you just had to mess up my pun didn't you?
I usually keep my date in an oversized duffel bag and claim her as carry on baggage. Edit: And who doesn't want Bridget the Midget. She's a pint-sized powerhouse. |
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1/15/09 8:40:44 PM#16
Originally posted by Zorvan I don't know about Bridget... I'd feel just a bit weird about the whole thing. Might get performance anxiety or something. No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga- |
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tvalentine
 Apprentice Member
Joined: 4/01/06
“The things you own end up owning you.” -Tyler Durden |
1/15/09 9:07:18 PM#17
hmmm ... i wonder how much a guy could get for his virginity ...... I'm surprised nobody else has done this before.
Playing: EVE Online |
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1/15/09 9:08:25 PM#18
Originally posted by tvalentine
fitty cent. Maybe. |
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1/15/09 9:09:44 PM#19
Originally posted by tvalentine
My personal thought: Stick one ugly to average looking guy in the middle of 100 women, and he MAY get lucky.
Stick one ugly to average looking woman in the middle of 100 guys and she WILL get lucky.
So, in answer to your question, not even enough for a cup of coffee.
Unless you're a Jonas brother in the middle of 100 40+ year old milfs. |
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1/15/09 10:11:16 PM#20
Originally posted by Zorvan Yeah it's a double standard.... Oh and do the milfs look like Teala? If so then it aint that bad. I've seen some pretty smokin 40 year olds..... No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga- |
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