to severity3:  Youze suxors big time!

JK, LOL

Better?

Originally posted by zmortis

to severity3:  Youze suxors big time!

JK, LOL

 

Better?

Now you're getting it!

Edit : Seriously though, I enjoyed your post. I will be watching you. I think many chuckles may be had watching you confuse people with your grasp of the English language and reasoning skills. While my post was a jest, I can picture certain posters on these boards reading your post and being...well...baffled.

To Severity3:  Thank you for the complement.

To Spaceweed10: by the way, I work with numerous lawyers and frequently argue circles around a couple of them during our lunch break.  So don't feel too bad.

Originally posted by altairzq

I saw Paul Barnett, I saw Paul Barnett I tell you... and he was walking the waters of Warhammer, and he didn't sink! And he had an aureole shining aorund his head.

And he came and rised his hand. He raised his hand and the creatures pathed well.

And it was good.

He went to the houses of the sick and he cured them from lag.

And it was good.

The word spread of the savior that was fixing the new world and everybody spoke of his beard and the thing protecting his eyes. And many fanboyz followed his steps and praised his deeds.

And the trolls hide in their caverns biting their ugly lips in anger, because

He was the light.

Amen.

Originally posted by zmortis

To Severity3:  Thank you for the complement.

To Spaceweed10: by the way, I work with numerous lawyers and frequently argue circles around a couple of them during our lunch break.  So don't feel too bad.

Why would I feel bad?  Now I'm confused.

I suggest you run this thread past your lawyer 'friends' and see what they say.  You have made a judgement on supposition, therefore your argument is immediately flawed.

Let me spell this out in simple language so you can understand.

This thread is exactly what it says on the tin.  It is a poll to see how the latest patch has impacted the game, whilst at the same time taking a pop at Age of Conan.

The 'miracle patch' was  a label given to the AoC performance patch that was supposed to have fixed many stability issues with the game, just prior to the head start iirc.  You allude to it in one of your rambles, so I believe you are with me to this point.

MBJ has also alluded to this 'miracle patch' in a side-swipe at Funcom in a well publicised post he made that indicated Mythic would be producing a much more stable game overall, and 'miracle patches wouldn't be needed.  Another poster in this thread also referred to this post by MBJ, and I was amused to see irony sail straight over his head as well.

So, you actually couldn't have been more wrong.  The motive of this thread was COMPLETELY  the opposite of what you have portayed it to be.  Interesting?

I'm sure you will now try to backtrack and try to convince yourself that somehow I'm cooking up one massively intricate smokescreen, to cover up the awful truth, just to pacify yourself and anyone else who for some strange reason seem to think you are remarkably clever, when in fact you look quite stupid and extremely naive.

Have you ever made a post that someone twisted so horribly, that regardless of what you said to defend yourself he/she was convinced they were right.  How you /point and /laugh at them until your stomach hurts?  How you think, 'omg, that poor sod, I wonder what would happen if I put him in a round room and asked to him count the corners....'

That is how I'm looking at you now .

I hope that helps...

Edit:

www.mmorpg.com/discussion2.cfm/thread/197525

I just found this.  Something else you were completely wrong about .

"Miracle patches" are for games like VG and AoC. Also, they are like sasquatch and the Loch Ness Monster. WAR needs no miracles, because its done right.

For what its worth, since i cannot play until sunday, i am HEARING from around the net, that yes this is indeed the first mythical miracle patch in history, and it improves the game 10 fold.

Originally posted by wreatch

For what its worth, since i cannot play until sunday, i am HEARING from around the net, that yes this is indeed the first mythical miracle patch in history, and it improves the game 10 fold.

It's the 2nd .

Any more votes inc?

What is this post about lol. all I was hearing was how good this game was now they say it needed a Patch so whats the deal?

Originally posted by Narshe

This isen't a miracle patch for me.. I'm getting much worse performance than the last PW.

And waiting in server queue for ten minutes only to be disconnected is making me sad. ):

I do love the new ToK design and the Magus upgrades though!

Agree, the performance is getting worse (gameplay wise, I do have less Client crash). Some bugs gone but many more bugs in. The guard in town wont attack the mob (no point to run if you pulled too many..etc), the rest of the crafting skills still not in. The graphics still the same (higher settings? I dont think so). Queue for servers and scenrios takes soooo much longer. UI still looks the same ...etc

Some good charges includes ToK design (finally no more 15 clicks to get to something). More armour/weapons drops it seems. The quest rewards got slightly increase (still sucks most of the time).

Originally posted by DeadJester

What is this post about lol. all I was hearing was how good this game was now they say it needed a Patch so whats the deal?

 

All games need patches .

The last PW seemed to introduce a lot of problems.  Pathing issues, unbalances, performance etc.

From the voting so far, it looks as if they have made major inroads to solving some of them.

I'm undecided. I had absolutely no ctd's last pw. I have had 2 so far in this one. Actually, I just had one, thats why I'm here. Pathing seems improved but still a little buggy.  The improvements to the ai are cool. They have some work to do but overall I find the game very playable and acceptable. Polish will come. I hate to sound like one of those "its a new release noob, what do you expect" people. I despise those people but the issues this game has really do seem minor.

Originally posted by Spaceweed10

Why would I feel bad? Now I'm confused.

I suggest you run this thread past your lawyer 'friends' and see what they say. You have made a judgement on supposition, therefore your argument is immediately flawed.

Let me spell this out in simple language so you can understand.

This thread is exactly what it says on the tin. It is a poll to see how the latest patch has impacted the game, whilst at the same time taking a pop at Age of Conan.

The 'miracle patch' was a label given to the AoC performance patch that was supposed to have fixed many stability issues with the game, just prior to the head start iirc. You allude to it in one of your rambles, so I believe you are with me to this point.

MBJ has also alluded to this 'miracle patch' in a side-swipe at Funcom in a well publicised post he made that indicated Mythic would be producing a much more stable game overall, and 'miracle patches wouldn't be needed. Another poster in this thread also referred to this post by MBJ, and I was amused to see irony sail straight over his head as well.

So, you actually couldn't have been more wrong. The motive of this thread was COMPLETELY the opposite of what you have portayed it to be. Interesting?

I'm sure you will now try to backtrack and try to convince yourself that somehow I'm cooking up one massively intricate smokescreen, to cover up the awful truth, just to pacify yourself and anyone else who for some strange reason seem to think you are remarkably clever, when in fact you look quite stupid and extremely naive.

Have you ever made a post that someone twisted so horribly, that regardless of what you said to defend yourself he/she was convinced they were right. How you /point and /laugh at them until your stomach hurts? How you think, 'omg, that poor sod, I wonder what would happen if I put him in a round room and asked to him count the corners....'

That is how I'm looking at you now .

I hope that helps...

Edit:

www.mmorpg.com/discussion2.cfm/thread/197525

I just found this. Something else you were completely wrong about .

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In Reply-

I see you continue to follow my advice and refute the implication made by comparison of WAR to AOC.  That was all the clarification I was ever asking you to make, do you stand by the comparison or reject it.  Previously you kept going after me by making fun of me and not addressing the issue.  You have finally addressed the issue in clear english and proper paragraphs, so it shows we can both learn something. 

I never claimed you to be wrong and myself to be right.  I did claim that the execution of your poll concept left me (and potentially others) in doubt about your intent, and you have finally gotten to the point with a minimum of negativism.  I do wish to thank you for moving past your initial reaction, and moving this conversation into the realm of polite discourse. 

I will recind my comments about your posts being all negative.  You can think and discourse rationally when properly challenged.  I'm glad you've taken the time to do so.  

Having played this weeked and in the CE beta, the latest series of patches do "fix" the pathing issues from the Preview Weekend, and bring a lot more polish to the interface elements of the game as well as introduce additional content.  However, I stand by statement that this was not a "miracle" that fixes a broken product, but an further refinement on an already good product.

I hope this helps.

p.s. I am also a bit confused about how my above referenced poll proves me right or wrong about anything?