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Grunties  8/06/08 9:59:49 PM
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Heard a song on the radio on the way home from work today. And I thought to myself, hey! This song could be about AoC with a few minor changes. So I present to you the AoC lyrics to Seether's 'Fake It', complete with video of the original to help give you the right frame of mind. The official video actually kind of reminds me of Funcom's advertisements for the game with all the chicks dancing around.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j2DHUw8SZg

Spin It

Who's to know if your game will sub at all
The one you sold to fool the world
You lost integrity along the way, yeah

Good god, you're comin' up with patches
Good god, you're nerfin' my mount 
Good god, it's the fixing of the classes
I feel so raped
So follow me down...

And just spin it if you're devs lack direction 
spin it if they don't belong here 
spin it if your bugs lack correction
Whoa, this game is such a piece of shit

And you should know that the lies won't hide your flaws
No sense in hiding all of yours
You gave up on your dreams along the way

Good god, some content would be real nice
Good god, bar brawling is out
Good god, what just happened to the stock price
I feel so raped
So follow me down...

And just spin it if you're devs lack direction 
spin it if they don't belong here 
spin it if your bugs lack correction
Whoa, this game is such a piece of shit

Whoa, whoa

I can spin it with the best of anyone
I can spin it with the best of 'em all
I can spin it with the best of anyone
I can spin it all

<repeat>

Waiting for: A skill-based MMO with Freedom and Consequence.
Woe to thee, the pierce-ed.
Warmaker  8/06/08 10:14:58 PM
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The theme for "The Benny Hill Show" suits AoC perfectly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spz8_rpE0e0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs2Uc-2vJwE

"The Empire always strikes back!" - Grand Admiral Pallaeon
Unfinished  8/06/08 10:40:30 PM
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this www.youtube.com/watch
 
AmazingAvery  8/06/08 11:27:16 PM
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After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.

I think you read this and decided to do you own:

 

http://conanvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Editorials.Detail&id=194

 


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And to the haters, I leave you with this (because I'm lame like that)... I'd apologize to Eminem in advance, but he's an ass so who cares.

Dear Haters, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said you left Age of Conan now, so why are you still here?
Look, I'm really flattered you want to be near us
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the world map.
I'm sorry I didn't see you in the game, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that sh*t intentionally just to diss you
But what's this sh*t you said about not digging Conan?
I say that sh*t just clowning dog,
c'mon - how screwed up is you?
You got some issues Haters, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this sh*t about you and WoW meant to be together?
That type of sh*t'll make me want to gank you
I really think you and Age of Conan need each other
or maybe you just need to take a break
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you go back to WoW, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Haters
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that we do want you as a fan
We just don't want to listen to your crazy sh*t.
 

Playing: Age of Conan, Crysis Wars (mod maps), Fallout 3, NWN2 Storm of Zehir
Watching: Doctor Who S4, Stargate Atlantis S5
The views expressed on these forums are my own and do not necessarily reflect the views of mmorpg.com which includes punctuation error's and dry sarcastic humour...
Ascension08  8/06/08 11:56:13 PM
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Behold! Rash of the Itch King comes in November! Quake in fear!

"Another One Bites the Dust" is just too obvious, so I can't really use that.

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"Order or odor. I choose Order!"
Retrad  8/06/08 11:59:41 PM
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"Where Have All The Cowboys Gone"
 
Jerid13  8/07/08 12:04:49 AM
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"Sign Sign everywhere a sign
Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign"

- Signs

(more in relation to that people should shut up and try something rather than listen to what their told...)
 
TheSheikh  8/07/08 12:04:58 AM
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McCain
Palin
2008

I think this is the video Avery was trying to post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6AFCJ1dLdg

STOP WHINING!
MoLoK_  8/07/08 12:10:25 AM
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Here lies a poem

Here lies a lost hope.
Planted in the ground of flesh,
giving seed to human dispair.

 

Here lies a broken heart.
Shattered to a million pieces,
without will to pick them up.

 

Here lies an aged face.
Suffering the test of time,
never growing younger.

 

Here lies a lost deam.
Never had the courage to follow,
never had the talent to succeed.

Here lies a poem.
And with it I live.

By Erling Ellingsen

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/thread
 
MoLoK_  8/07/08 12:13:05 AM
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Ok one more, this dude is like Nostradamus if you read closely...

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For Kings and Queens

I wandered into a royal court,
one sunny day in may.
With presents to the majesties,
and list of things to say.

They granted me their audience,
before the royal throne.
Through marble halls I wandered,
frightened and alone.

I gave them all the artifacts,
and the messages I read.
But Kings and Queens are unpredictable,
and off they did my head.

And here I lie in flowerbeds,
this sunny day in may.
My messages are delivered,
but I have passed away.

By Erling Ellingsen