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  TheScavenger

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Joined: 7/05/12
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Those who ask a question, are stupid for 30 seconds. Those who never ask, are stupid for life.

 
OP  2/14/13 12:33:02 PM#1

^title

 

I play Vanguard. And this happened about 3 weeks ago. I used station cash to get a spider mount (was on isle at time). I pulled it out, and some guy gasped in chat. 5 minutes later (I messaged him a couple times to see what was wrong), he said he had to go outside to catch his breath. I guess he is really afraid of spiders.

 

Any stories you guys have to tell?

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  Picchu

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2/14/13 12:35:22 PM#2
I saw someone ask "This thing auto-saves, right?"
  Dauzqul

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2/14/13 12:55:43 PM#3

I remember some tank joining his first leveling group in EverQuest II. The tank didn't understand the mechanics of tank, dps, heal. Because of this, he didn't know how or why it was important to keep mobs under control.

People started screaming for him to "taunt" so he could control aggro. They started to make fun of the tank, e.g., dumb tank, idiot, blah blah.

The tank replies, "YOU GUYS ARE THE IDIOTS! TAUNTS DON'T DO ANY DAMAGE!"

 

 

 

lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

............. i was the tank      :(

  nariusseldon

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2/14/13 2:38:43 PM#4
Originally posted by TheScavenger

Any stories you guys have to tell?

This is second hand from my brother.

My brother and his wife also play WOW. His wife plays a pally healer and they were constantly being booted out of groups.

The most frequent complaint is that his wife is healing in a mix of dps/tank gear. Her standard reply of why she is not wearing healer gear ... "but they are not color co-ordinated!"

  ignore_me

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2/14/13 2:42:32 PM#5

all I heard was the retort, but it went: "what kid of a menial job do you have that they let you have a neckbeard?"

god, it still makes me laugh.

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  Trudge34

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Joined: 8/08/12
Posts: 389

2/14/13 3:32:49 PM#6
Not really one comment, but I used to play GW1 with my girlfriend quite a few years ago. We'd get drunk at a party and either after everyone left our place where we were hosting or came home from somewhere and we'd hop on GW1 for a little bit. We'd hang out in Piken Square and I'd start up this massive conversation about random stuff just by yelling "Jaegerbomb!" Every single time it worked and we had a lot of fun and hilarious conversations going that way. 

Played: EQ1 (10 Years), Guild Wars, Rift, TERA
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  ZombieKen

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Zombie - Dead but still moving.

2/14/13 3:42:52 PM#7

Someone I know once yelled out in general chat as a mistype... "I want to have sex with you."

 

A random person replied  "Don't do it."  :-)

 

It became a running gag in our guild.

 

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  npTrombe

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Joined: 1/28/12
Posts: 7

2/14/13 3:49:21 PM#8

some game that was in beta forgot which one someone shouted in world chat

"Why the f*** do you people even play on beta theyre gonna erase it all anyway"

one brilliant guy answered

"why do you even live, your gonna die anyway"

  Boingo787

Novice Member

Joined: 4/12/12
Posts: 5

2/14/13 3:54:49 PM#9

The question over WoW general chat:

"Can someone tell me how to get to the back door of Uldaman?"

The answer:

"...a lot of alcohal and some sweet talk."

  DashiDMV

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Joined: 6/10/11
Posts: 359

2/14/13 3:58:13 PM#10
"I just bought 10,000 Cartel Coins"
  Lexin

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Posts: 701

Mess With The Rest
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2/14/13 4:02:16 PM#11

Wasn't an MMO but it was online.

 

Me and 3 friends were playing Halo 2 and one match there was a guy who's gamertag was "InMyA**" so we were asking where something was and the reply was "inHisA**" and at the time they had the commercials for some kind of snack so I ended up saying wheres the cream filling and nothing but laughter for the next 5 minutes.

There are more from MMO's but I just can only remember bits of them so wont use them.

  Boldyn

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Posts: 262

2/14/13 4:04:43 PM#12

I was never able to lose the reputation after this one, omgrawr.net made sure of it aswell :)

EVE online btw

Eyeshadow > u wanna jump on our TS marko?
Marko Debreault > we'll engage at 15km
Sivona > anything that means i dont lose more ships :(
Boldyn > f*ck no, I ain't going on their muppet TS
Boldyn > nm, wrong channel...
FowlPlayChiken > ...*cough*

  NobleNerd

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Joined: 2/08/08
Posts: 460

Try not!Do or do notThere is no try.

2/14/13 4:07:32 PM#13
Originally posted by nariusseldon
Originally posted by TheScavenger

Any stories you guys have to tell?

This is second hand from my brother.

My brother and his wife also play WOW. His wife plays a pally healer and they were constantly being booted out of groups.

The most frequent complaint is that his wife is healing in a mix of dps/tank gear. Her standard reply of why she is not wearing healer gear ... "but they are not color co-ordinated!"

LOL awesome!!! I too have tried many times especially in WoW to get decent looking gear at lower levels :P

  aRtFuLThinG

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Posts: 1020

2/14/13 4:07:46 PM#14

Back in pre-CU SWG, where someone on our server was asking where can they buy a TV as an ingame house item lol (the same do also wanted to be a drug-pusher ingame)

 

I guess it is no enough for this dude to be a couch potato in real life but he has to do it ingame too :P

  BadLuckBrett

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Joined: 11/12/07
Posts: 23

2/14/13 4:12:50 PM#15

EQ2 the day the news broke that Steve Jobs passed away. General chat was talking about said subject until someone posted a simple....

iDontcare

 

I'll probably go to hell for thinking it was so funny.

  NobleNerd

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Posts: 460

Try not!Do or do notThere is no try.

2/14/13 4:14:44 PM#16
I remember back when Blizz had revamped the Hunter mechanics and changed the disengage ability. We had a hunter in our group in the Oculus disengage off the ledge.... I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants and our group made a camp fire and waited. the guy comments "Damn! When did that get changed!".
  maccarthur2004

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Posts: 490

2/14/13 5:44:00 PM#17
Many weird things i have read in mmo chats, but one that i remember was in WoW, when a guy was recruiting people to a "invasion" of Orgrimmar and another guy said that this invasion was "harassment" and would report him.

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