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Elikal
Spotlight Poster
Joined: 2/09/06
“No path is darker then when your eyes are shut.” -Flemeth |
Out of boredom and curiosity I went back to one sub months. I made my peace with lots of things, like the barren worlds and stuff. But many of the stories... so they are just SO bad. Agent, Inquisitor and Smuggler, those were good stories. But Jedi... good grief, it's like a fanfic! So so so stereotype. Not a cent of humor. It's like what Mark Hammill said, when he first saw the New Trilogy, that it was so damn serious and no humor. Indeed. That was the big difference between Old and good and the mediocre New Trilogy. WAAAAY too serious. It's always noble Jedi, selfless bla blah... do those Jedi EVER get tired of their calender-wisdom? I mean, their sayings could be right outside a cheap horoscope! And many, many of the planetary quests are just as awful. Sorry, but for a company claiming to take STORY so important, most of the stories SUCK. I mean, ok they don't suck, but they are on a level like a fanfic! Save the sick master, get the princess... bla bla. God, can a story get anymore stereotype and lame?
EVERY NPC: "Oh save my farm/shop/family from the evil XYZ. And to do that you must take the Y from the END of the cave and wade through all mobs." JEDI: "Verily, honorable stranger to whom I owe nothing, it is my duty as Jedi to work for free! It was the will of the Force I came here to save your precious cake/diary/daughter/waffle collection."
Yeah. VERY creative writing. NOT! Zzzzzzzzz.... Holy Trinity who art in our MMORPGs! Blessed be thy speccs, as in WOW so in all MMOs! Our daily loot grant us, and forgive us our noobness, as we forgive the noobs! And do not lead us to disconnects, But deliver us from mediocrity, For thine is the specialization and the teamwork and the endgame, Until cancellation, Amen! |
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Corehaven
Advanced Member
Joined: 7/27/11
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. |
1/27/13 11:38:50 PM#2
The Jedi storyline is known for being bland and pretty bad as far as I know.
Agreed, they were bland in the prequels too. Which is why I busted out laughing at "Order 66" in the theater. Ahhhh...good times. Also hilarious? When Anakin was burned nearly in half. It was like watching Justin Beiber catch fire. If only. |
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1/27/13 11:39:12 PM#3
Yeah it's not you playing the wrong class, it's the game.
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1/27/13 11:41:00 PM#4
Some of the stories are fantastic, but mostly on the Empire. Imperial Agent is probably the best one, imo, and Sith Warrior. I don't see anything wrong with the Inquisitor one, either...Like you said..I have yet to finish BH but it's been pretty good so far, and I haven't done the smuggler story. I want to do more but I'm kind of waiting to see what direction they take the game in once the expansions out.
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Elikal
Spotlight Poster
Joined: 2/09/06
“No path is darker then when your eyes are shut.” -Flemeth |
Originally posted by DamonVile No I want to play Jedi now, but not THIS sort of story. And much of the planetary quests are also lame stories. With some exceptions. Holy Trinity who art in our MMORPGs! Blessed be thy speccs, as in WOW so in all MMOs! Our daily loot grant us, and forgive us our noobness, as we forgive the noobs! And do not lead us to disconnects, But deliver us from mediocrity, For thine is the specialization and the teamwork and the endgame, Until cancellation, Amen! |
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Latronus
Elite Member
Joined: 1/10/08
PC is not political correctness, it means Political Cowardice! |
1/27/13 11:46:24 PM#6
Yeah, there is no humor to speak of in the Jedi storyline, but I enjoyed the story. I just took it that Jedi are very serious. I knew when it was finished though. I liked my BH story as well but when I finished it I was like, really? I'm done? I didn't play through all of them so I can't say how they all are though.
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1/27/13 11:47:47 PM#7
Originally posted by Elikal Your expectations are too high. |
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1/27/13 11:47:49 PM#8
I like choosing the snarky answers on my Jedi Sage, it makes it more amusing.
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1/27/13 11:48:42 PM#9
I thought the Jedi Knight story was pretty good, if not one of the best. It's a jedi, so I kind of went into it expecting certain things. Also, some of the quests had some truly funny dialogue, especially the dark side stuff. The stories are one of the few good things about the game, honestly. But sure, I guess if you're expecting Oscar-winning scripts or something, then you're in for some disappointment. |
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1/27/13 11:57:13 PM#10
Originally posted by asmkm22 Pretty much. |
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1/28/13 12:08:48 AM#11
True, OP. I played Jedi at first, and got bored of the story incredibly quickly. I played all the classes to level 10-20 at least, and Jedi to 38 or so, but it never really got any better. Sith Inquisitor was the only story that was actually any good, in my opinion, but by the time I started playing it, I was pretty burnt out. Personally, it's not the stories though, that got me annoyed, it was the voices of the characters. I hated having my character in cutscenes with voices/accents I didn't like, which of course, made their stories even worse. I put up with the Inquisitors shitty accent, 'cause the story was decent, but meh. SWTOR needs a complete overhaul to be worth playing, though. There's a couple good stories, but aside from that, it's beyond mindless, copy-pasted boring bullshit. It's probably the one time in my life I actually WISHED a game was shut down, and hopefully never spoken of again. |
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1/28/13 12:12:10 AM#12
Originally posted by Elikal Your accusing the game and films of taking things too seriously, REALLY!
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1/28/13 12:16:27 AM#13
SWTOR stays very true to Star Wars actually. Which is why it is a good Star Wars story. Whether you like Star Wars story or not is personal preference. Wonder why there seems to be more haters on the internet? Read this by an actual marketing guy to find out why. |
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1/28/13 12:17:50 AM#14
Don't read the story. They pumped millions in the VA.
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Zorgo
Elite Member
Joined: 12/05/05
Who did wrong? The advertiser hired to sell the game or the consumer who put faith in advertising? |
1/28/13 12:39:20 AM#15
Originally posted by Elikal Well they tried to be funny - remember Jar Jar Binks - or C3PO's head replacement and factory tour - And even the stories in SWToR I found laughable...... But I was laughing AT them, instead of WITH them. If you can't tell.....I agree with you whole heartedly. |
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1/28/13 12:43:31 AM#16
Originally posted by Corehaven I almost cried when they issued Order 66 you heartless monster! The pain that Yoda felt...you're cold. |
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1/28/13 12:47:07 AM#17
honestly... when i was playing swtor, spacebar was my bestfriend heh XD id read a few dialogues here and there.. but mostly just skipped over pretty much most of them. There are people who play games and then there are gamers. |
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Zorgo
Elite Member
Joined: 12/05/05
Who did wrong? The advertiser hired to sell the game or the consumer who put faith in advertising? |
1/28/13 12:48:12 AM#18
Originally posted by jpnz There are huge differences between being true to Star Wars and good story telling. These were stories, true to Star Wars lore, told badly. Your statement reads like, 'if you don't like these stories, you don't like star wars' and I have one response to that; Do you love star wars stories? How did you feel about the Phantom Menace? Sometimes Star Wars stories can be told badly. |
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1/28/13 12:54:02 AM#19
Originally posted by Zorgo Personally I liked the prequel trilogy. But I don't think there was any way they could have won on those movies. Some fans were gonna hate anything they did. Because lets face it, fans are bitches these days. |
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1/28/13 12:54:52 AM#20
But OP, being a Jedi is very serious business. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/18/jedi-religion-tesco-hood-jones |
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