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  Spirea

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Joined: 3/24/08
Posts: 6

12/31/12 3:28:52 AM#41
Obviously a fake story, certain people feel the need to create "gangsta/badass" fantasies to solidify their non-existant worth in the world. Because they themselves realize they amount to nothing to society, their natural instinct is to become someone of value in their own world. The OP is one of these people.
  DamonVile

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12/31/12 3:41:49 AM#42

Who didn't laugh out loud when he discribed his own arms as brawny ....  Why do the biggest douche bags always think of themselves as " real men "

Real men don't have to make up lame stories on the internet about how cool they are.

  Skymourne

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Joined: 6/12/11
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12/31/12 3:52:51 AM#43
Originally posted by Thebigthrill

I took my son to Gamestop today to get him a new WiiU controller.

I dont like the WiiU but he needed a extra controller.

While I was their my 7 yearold was looking at a Pandaria strat guide. This guy probably around 20-25 (Ill know soon enough when I go to court) comes up to us and says "Hey bra? People still play Wow?"  I said "Yea brazier , alot of people do".

For the next few minutes I can see and hear him and his friends laughing at me and my son. So I did what any real man would do, I approached them.

I told them I drive a truck , I eat beer batterd fish , I hunt , I own two trucks , I call my wife my old lady , and I have a pair of brass knuckles in my glove compartment and if you bra's want to follow me outside we can settle this.

They laughed and walked away.

We bought the WiiU controller and the game stop worker told me these guys heckle customers alot about the games they play , he thanked me for standing up to them and said we need more real men in this world like me.

As we were walking to my ford F150 truck with Ipod 5 mount installed I noticed the three youths were following us.

I turned around and yelled "Bring it braziers!" one of the bra's charged at me , I told my son to get in the F150.

I grabbed my brass knuckles and proceeded to give him a beatdown with my brawney arms ,there were skittles flying everywere as i reigned down heavy blows on his skull. The rest of his friends went running away.

I stopped beating him for a second and told him he had a choice , he could apologize for spamming nonsence in online games or he could die.

He apologized and I was later arrested.

Sometimes in life you have to stand up for yourself and fellow gamers. Sometimes you have to tolerate immature kids in games , some like to talk about Roseanne Arnolds ass , some want all your stuff and some ninja your loot. But sometimes you find that person in a store or a mall and then its go time.

Thats my cool story bra.

There's no way to prove otherwise, but i think this is complete, made-up BS.  The story just doesn't add up.  These men launched themselves at you, in the parking lot in daytime, with your kid there.  You then have time to get your brass knucks out and start curb stomping the guy as his friends run away.  Sounds like a fantasy.  Have fun living in it.  This may be what you WANTED to happen, but in all actuality someone probably made fun of you and you just stood there and took it, then coming home to write this rant.

No way i can prove it though, so good going if true.

 

  Wickedjelly

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Joined: 4/19/09
Posts: 5064

The Dude abides

12/31/12 3:56:31 AM#44

Well this was incredibly lame.

0/10

Way too obvious.

1. For god's sake mmo gamers, enough with the analogies. They're unnecessary and your comparisons are terrible, dissimilar, and illogical.

2. To posters feeling the need to state how f2p really isn't f2p: Players understand the concept. You aren't privy to some secret the rest are missing. You're embarrassing yourself.

3. Yes, Cpt. Obvious, we're not industry experts. Now run along and let the big people use the forums for their purpose.

  XxGrimmxX

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Joined: 6/03/09
Posts: 245

12/31/12 3:56:44 AM#45
I didn't think the OP was a douchebag until he described his truck... then his iphone 5 mounted to it.. then his brawny arms...(they contributed nothing but douchebagginess to the story)  So yeah congratulations on getting a few months of jailtime for beating the hell out of what you hope wasn't a minor over an insult to a game that most people on this site hate anyways. I live in the south (sounds like that is where you are from) and there is a reason I've grown to completely hate most of everyone here and this is it. 
  Savageone

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Joined: 1/13/05
Posts: 63

12/31/12 3:58:41 AM#46

Impossible story.........

 

The "bras" who like to irritate people in MMO's never, ever leave thier parents basements.

 

So this has to be a total fabrication.

  Mulli

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Joined: 6/20/08
Posts: 94

12/31/12 4:00:00 AM#47

@OP

I too eat beer-battered fish; but then I'm English, so that's like saying "I drink tea."

  plaxidia

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Joined: 11/24/03
Posts: 171

12/31/12 4:02:43 AM#48

I call BS.. The reasons are countless... Perhaps practice your writing skills on your friends before posting them here?

  Axxar

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"See how I reward those who fail me!"

12/31/12 4:12:19 AM#49
The story is true. I was the guy he pummeled. I've since stopped spamming nonsense in MMOs.

"Tiny clown, he got wet. I was talking to a psychic and I can't sleep in the ozone. There are too many different peanuts, looking sad.

  XxGrimmxX

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Joined: 6/03/09
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12/31/12 4:19:40 AM#50
Originally posted by Axxar
The story is true. I was the guy he pummeled. I've since stopped spamming nonsense in MMOs.

said nobody ever.

  NorseGod

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Posts: 583

12/31/12 4:20:40 AM#51

Good on ya!

Totally worth it.

  hcosmin

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Posts: 45

12/31/12 4:24:08 AM#52

Nah man a real psycho fatass old nerd who still plays WoW and owns two(!) trucks and eats beer batterd fish like in your story would've at least pulled out a shotgun or an animu katana at guys making fun of his videogames. Brass knuckles - come on.

Nice story but not very believable.

 

  Slampig

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Whatever you do, do NOT speak ill of Asheron's Call 2...

12/31/12 4:26:40 AM#53
Originally posted by PaRoXiTiC

I don't know how true that story is, but I have an actual story about an MMO caused fight. I workout at a Recreational Center at a college and just about every single day there is this very nerdy looking guy about 21 years of age who sits in the breezeway and plays MMO's for hours. He must not get internet at home so he comes to the school to play. Anywho, just about everyday I walk by and check out what game he plays and I constantly watch people laugh and make jokes about him as they walk by. He wears his headphones so obviously can't hear anything they say.

Long story short, one day someone decided to mess with him at the same time I was entering the gym to workout, by calling him very immature names and "roleplaying" as elves or something. I'm about 6'3" 240 Lbs very lean last BMI I was at about 14% body fat just so you get a mental image. I stepped in front of this puny little poor nerd and said to the three gentlemen "You see that game he is playing? Well I've been playing it for about 4 years myself. Any of you have a fucking problem with that?" One popped up and proceeded to mock me and he proceeded to eat from a straw for the next few weeks.

I'm a nerd at heart and proud of it. I don't like when people pick on my brothers!

I also don't like people who think they can say what they want these days and get away with it. There are consequences when you say it to people like me who have no respect for the law.

Haha, what?

That Guild Wars 2 login screen knocked up my wife. Must be the second coming!

  Onomas

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Joined: 7/05/11
Posts: 1160

Sandbox is your only hope for a decent mmo ;)

12/31/12 4:27:27 AM#54
Thanks for wasting 20 seconds of my life with BS. Can see why the community is so screwed up lately.
  Excession

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Joined: 11/16/06
Posts: 366

Political correctness is tyranny with manners

12/31/12 4:28:32 AM#55
Apart from the OP spending way too much time trying to convince everyone ( and himself ) how manly he is, because of all the manly things he owns ( lol ), it is not a bad WoW fan fiction attempt really.

A creative person is motivated by the desire to achieve, not the desire to beat others.

  User Deleted
12/31/12 4:31:20 AM#56
Originally posted by Axxar
The story is true. I was the guy he pummeled. I've since stopped spamming nonsense in MMOs.

 Almost as funny as the OP.

The OP reminds me of the roleplaying crazies on EQ2. Good for a laugh, but as believable as a politician.

  FromHell

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12/31/12 4:41:03 AM#57
too much cliché in this story, 7/10

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  dimnikar

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12/31/12 4:52:32 AM#58
Originally posted by Crydex
Originally posted by Thebigthrill

I took my son to Gamestop today to get him a new WiiU controller.

I dont like the WiiU but he needed a extra controller.

While I was their my 7 yearold was looking at a Pandaria strat guide. This guy probably around 20-25 (Ill know soon enough when I go to court) comes up to us and says "Hey bra? People still play Wow?"  I said "Yea brazier , alot of people do".

For the next few minutes I can see and hear him and his friends laughing at me and my son. So I did what any real man would do, I approached them.

I told them I drive a truck , I eat beer batterd fish , I hunt , I own two trucks , I call my wife my old lady , and I have a pair of brass knuckles in my glove compartment and if you bra's want to follow me outside we can settle this.

They laughed and walked away.

We bought the WiiU controller and the game stop worker told me these guys heckle customers alot about the games they play , he thanked me for standing up to them and said we need more real men in this world like me.

As we were walking to my ford F150 truck with Ipod 5 mount installed I noticed the three youths were following us.

I turned around and yelled "Bring it braziers!" one of the bra's charged at me , I told my son to get in the F150.

I grabbed my brass knuckles and proceeded to give him a beatdown with my brawney arms ,there were skittles flying everywere as i reigned down heavy blows on his skull. The rest of his friends went running away.

I stopped beating him for a second and told him he had a choice , he could apologize for spamming nonsence in online games or he could die.

He apologized and I was later arrested.

Sometimes in life you have to stand up for yourself and fellow gamers. Sometimes you have to tolerate immature kids in games , some like to talk about Roseanne Arnolds ass , some want all your stuff and some ninja your loot. But sometimes you find that person in a store or a mall and then its go time.

Thats my cool story bra.

OP,

Let me premise my advice by saying that, from your story, these assholes certainly needed a reality check.

With that said, If your story is true you need to immediatly remove this post.  Although three men were coming at you this post does not demonstate you feared for your safety or the safety of your child.  It also shows that the three aggressors posessed no weapons, and by your admission, you used a weapon.  You also began to use deadly force by delivering "[...]heavy blows to his skull."   Without going into the nitty gritty of law enforcement and legal politics, you are going to lose and lose bad if their lawyer finds this.

... and then you quote his entire post. And then I quote both. He's screwed :)

 

P.S.: unlike a worrying number of people here, I actually realize that story isn't true :D What is wrong with you guys, seriously.

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  dimnikar

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12/31/12 4:53:39 AM#59
Originally posted by Phry
Originally posted by WhiteLantern

1. At least make the story sound beliveable

2. WTF is a "brazier"?

2. a metal container of burning coals or something, often used for barbecues apparently.... either that or a really bad spelling of brassiere which.. isan item of clothing usually worn by a woman..  i say usually.. outside of drag queens and people with unusual interests..

A brassiere is any bra. Any. It's a play on the term "bra" that "youth" used in the story. It's actually pretty clever.

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  LethalElement

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12/31/12 4:57:21 AM#60
I call BS.
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