Originally posted by Thebigthrill

 ,there were skittles flying everywere as i reigned down heavy blows on his skull.

 

Not spaghetti noodles?

Reminds me of a signature.  "I PVP IRL"

post #1 is what we call "trolling".

posts 2 through 10 are what we call "biting".

this post is what we call... uh... I'll let next guy decide.

THE POWER...IS YOURS.

this story would have been over 9000 had you used a sword, an axe or at least a wand to beat on that punk

but brass knuckles? pfft, what game is that from?!?

C - for effort

Originally posted by lalartu

but brass knuckles? pfft, what game is that from?!?

grand theft auto.

a game where stuff like OP describes happens for less. sometimes for no reason at all.

as long as the dead stripper still twitches, I'm still swinging.

1. At least make the story sound beliveable

2. WTF is a "brazier"?

Originally posted by Thebigthrill

I took my son to Gamestop today to get him a new WiiU controller.

I dont like the WiiU but he needed a extra controller.

While I was their my 7 yearold was looking at a Pandaria strat guide. This guy probably around 20-25 (Ill know soon enough when I go to court) comes up to us and says "Hey bra? People still play Wow?"  I said "Yea brazier , alot of people do".

For the next few minutes I can see and hear him and his friends laughing at me and my son. So I did what any real man would do, I approached them.

I told them I drive a truck , I eat beer batterd fish , I hunt , I own two trucks , I call my wife my old lady , and I have a pair of brass knuckles in my glove compartment and if you bra's want to follow me outside we can settle this.

They laughed and walked away.

We bought the WiiU controller and the game stop worker told me these guys heckle customers alot about the games they play , he thanked me for standing up to them and said we need more real men in this world like me.

As we were walking to my ford F150 truck with Ipod 5 mount installed I noticed the three youths were following us.

I turned around and yelled "Bring it braziers!" one of the bra's charged at me , I told my son to get in the F150.

I grabbed my brass knuckles and proceeded to give him a beatdown with my brawney arms ,there were skittles flying everywere as i reigned down heavy blows on his skull. The rest of his friends went running away.

I stopped beating him for a second and told him he had a choice , he could apologize for spamming nonsence in online games or he could die.

He apologized and I was later arrested.

Sometimes in life you have to stand up for yourself and fellow gamers. Sometimes you have to tolerate immature kids in games , some like to talk about Roseanne Arnolds ass , some want all your stuff and some ninja your loot. But sometimes you find that person in a store or a mall and then its go time.

Thats my cool story bra.

I lost it right here. Started laughing my ass off so hard. Good story.

So..did you get the Pandaria strategy guide or what?

Originally posted by WhiteLantern

1. At least make the story sound beliveable

2. WTF is a "brazier"?

2. a metal container of burning coals or something, often used for barbecues apparently.... either that or a really bad spelling of brassiere which.. isan item of clothing usually worn by a woman..  i say usually.. outside of drag queens and people with unusual interests..

YOU HAVE DONE THE RIGHT THING ! YOU ARE MY HERE , seriously !

i hope the little kiddo learned a lesson or two!

That is what they deserve :D

Yeah cool story :)

Guys, OP admitted in his last sentence that the story was made up.

But let's be honest here. Who of us wouldn't want to beat down a couple of those MMO griefer/spammer/whiners? :)

Even though the story is more than likely false I enjoyed reading it.  People like the kid who got the beatdown deserve what comes to them.  If anyone actually would charge a man infront of his son to try to beat him up over anything let alone a video game deserves to be brutally beaten.

If I was with my son and some asshole tried to punk me infront of him or hurt me I would do the exact same thing, lead by example.  I would hate for my kid to think it is ok to turn tail and run from bullies of any kind.

Originally posted by Thebigthrill

I took my son to Gamestop today to get him a new WiiU controller.

I dont like the WiiU but he needed a extra controller.

While I was their my 7 yearold was looking at a Pandaria strat guide. This guy probably around 20-25 (Ill know soon enough when I go to court) comes up to us and says "Hey bra? People still play Wow?"  I said "Yea brazier , alot of people do".

For the next few minutes I can see and hear him and his friends laughing at me and my son. So I did what any real man would do, I approached them.

1)  I told them I drive a truck , I eat beer batterd fish , I hunt , I own two trucks , I call my wife my old lady , and I have a 

pair of brass knuckles in my glove compartment and if you bra's want to follow me outside we can settle this.

They laughed and walked away.

We bought the WiiU controller and the game stop worker told me these guys heckle customers alot about the games they play , he thanked me for standing up to them and said we need more real men in this world like me.

As we were walking to my ford F150 truck with 2)  Ipod 5 mount installed I noticed the three youths were following us.

3) I turned around and yelled "Bring it braziers!" one of the bra's charged at me , I told my son to get in the F150.

I grabbed my brass knuckles and proceeded to give him a beatdown with my brawney arms ,there were skittles flying everywere as i reigned down heavy blows on his skull. The rest of his friends went running away.

I stopped beating him for a second and told him he had a choice , he could apologize for spamming nonsence in online games or he could die.

He apologized and I was later arrested.

Sometimes in life you have to stand up for yourself and fellow gamers. Sometimes you have to tolerate immature kids in games , some like to talk about Roseanne Arnolds ass , some want all your stuff and some ninja your loot. But sometimes you find that person in a store or a mall and then its go time.

Thats my cool story bra.

at first i was laughing at this troll inabillity to combat his own one- up'edness saying i own a truck then saying i own 2 trucks same sentence two commas later.

then it was his yuppie doucheness that let the secound gem fly " oh really you got a ipod 5 and it professionally installed"

but the last part where the author yelled "bring it braziers" then the kid charged him at which point the author decided to tell his kid to get in the truck( oh he is still charging), walk over to his truck himself(one of two truck he owns, oh and the kid is still charging), get in and grab his brass knuckles in his glove box(after what must have been a 200 yard sprint the kid is about to reach the author finally), and he gets back out and preceeds to beat the kids ass.

Here's what really happened. You went into gamestop, you bought yourself two copies of pandaria, one for you and the other for your second account. You then drove home in your moms 15 year old car and proceeded to beat the living shits out of every mob in the game you came accross. And at some point, while waiting to join a random dungeon, you thought up this story of yours and posted it here.

That's how I read it.