Originally posted by Arib3th
Whats with the picture of the van ? What does that mean ?

It means you're a creepy old man who clearly owns a van similar to the one in the picture.

why dont you make a ad in the local news paper? :P

UKmale,39,looking for Female to play games whit. Shy woman not aply.

Hi! Im a grossly-overweight 48 year old virgin-dude who wants to be your friend! Im living in my mothers basement, I have no education, never travelled abroad, and im scared of any and all sorts of confrontation in real life, but I roar like a lion on the internet! (Plus im piss-poor and smell funny). 

So,, whats your poison (which game you wanna play) ?

"39 year old Male from cambridge, United Kingdom" using a handle that very closely resembles the female name Aribeth.

Looks pretty close to me.

Originally posted by Krelian

Hi! Im a grossly-overweight 48 year old virgin-dude who wants to be your friend! Im living in my mothers basement, I have no education, never travelled abroad, and im scared of any and all sorts of confrontation in real life, but I roar like a lion on the internet! (Plus im piss-poor and smell funny). 

Interested,

I'm currently in the female penitentiary, but I'm out on parole again in 2 weeks, or sooner if you are able to provide a getaway vehicle.

Hope to seen you soon.

/kiss kiss

Originally posted by Arib3th
Shame you are all very quick to judge without even knowing the person

Sorry, no offense, but since nobody really knows who you are, even if there was a chick here who was looking for a gaming pal, she would have to judge you as is (from your post), without really knowing the person. You know, the anonymity of the internet and all...

Anyways, good luck with your friend-seeking quest.

PS; imagine the hilarity of it if a dude (instead of a chick) was (specifically) asking for other dudes to play mmo's with.. heheh.

Originally posted by CalmOceans

Originally posted by Krelian

Hi! Im a grossly-overweight 48 year old virgin-dude who wants to be your friend! Im living in my mothers basement, I have no education, never travelled abroad, and im scared of any and all sorts of confrontation in real life, but I roar like a lion on the internet! (Plus im piss-poor and smell funny). 

Interested,

I'm currently in the female penitentiary, but I'm out on parole again in 2 weeks, or sooner if you are able to provide a getaway vehicle.

Hope to seen you soon.

/kiss kiss

 

You seem like a very interesting person, but my mother advises me to avoid women with your particular....background. But on the other hand, she does seem to think that having a girlfriend might keep me away from the games that I oh-so-constantly play! (I play mmo's like 15 hours a day, from 8pm to 11am (whole nights and mornings). I dont have a drivers license, but I actually do have a segway for an eventual getaway :)

(wipes the lard of his lips) kisses and hugs!

Originally posted by Arib3th
well heres something elseto get you all slagging me , IM GAY and prefer to game with female s

We don't care what your sexual preference is.

Your third post on these formus only says you want to meet women. First impressions are you are hung up on the gender of who you play with. Not the other way around. Most of us don't care who we play games with as long as we get along with them.

There are only a handful of people here I'd care to meet. Almost all of them have been here for more than a year. Hang around here a year or so and I might be able to tolerate you in-game.

Originally posted by Arib3th
Shame you are all very quick to judge without even knowing the person

Please post a pic !

Hey delete you still here? 

Is there any female views to be had?  

Originally posted by Arib3th

Is there any female views to be had?  

 

Look

You didn't get the 'Van' reference earlier even though the picture speaks a thousand words. Hell even I got it and I'm not even that bright most of the time. With that, I have no illusion of you grasping the creepy factor of what you are asking here as well.

Let me spell it out for you then. No matter your intention, you sound super creepy with your posts. Furthermore you have the awareness of a bag of coffee so even if you were legit, you really don't seem like a great catch (gaming partner wise of course). You seem like a person who needs a lot of things explained. You know things like sarcasm, irony and jokes

Now I know that sounded suuuuper mean, when you are just looking for a friend but if you really and I mean REALLY wanted a female friend, you could have used those braincells of yours (probably hard at work trying to decipher that first picture) and just ask for a gaming partner in general with no specifying of genders. Then pick and choose out of those that may have been interested (there could have been a girl in there somewhere), and voila. A female gamer friend minus the creepy factor, but nooo, you had to go full creepster online probably from lacking a minimum of social awareness.