Hello,

I am an MMO player, I get hyped up when games are on the horizon, feeding into the marketing machine.  I criticize every other MMO that's in direct competition with my game of choice for the most absurb reasons.  I will whine and complain when I don't get my way saying things like the developers don't care, this class is OP, this player is hacking. 

When the game isn't 100% what I envisioned it would be, I visit internet forums and say how Burger Time was way better then said game.  When I am forced to group to do content I scream and start to cut myself.  When the game has a lot of solo play, I almost break my monitor in disgust because I think it's too anti social.  I make no effort to join a guild or communicate in chat channels then complain that nobody talks to me.

I waste countless dollars buying new games thinking it's going to give me the fix I need, only to throw it in the trash within a few weeks.  When I get outnumbered in PvP I yell and scream saying "No fair" and blame the other players for building alliances when I'm the one not coordinating.  I don't want to work for anything, I want everything handed to me on a silver platter, then I complain that I'm too bored.  When developers balance my class with others I threaten to call my lawyer and boycott the game.

I consider myself father of the year with my kids while my wife and I leave them to fend for themselves because I'm too busy raiding to tuck them in or make them dinner.  I am never happy, I live in a basement, and I think the world should revolve around me and my man boobies.

I'm an MMO player, this is my story.

I'm an MMO player and i'm nothing like you. Weird.

But as long as you're happy, that's all that matters OP. Have fun with whatever game you're playing.

BTW, what does this have to do with Guild Wars 2?

An alright satire, could have gone a bit further with it though. I will give it a 6/10.

I also noticed a then that should have been than, which would have actually fit perfectly into the satire if it was intended but unfortunately it was not. That would have brought it up to a solid C at 7/10. Adding in a "rediculous" would have brought it up to 8/10.

Originally posted by MMOwanderer

I'm an MMO player and i'm nothing like you. Weird.

But as long as you're happy, that's all that matters OP. Have fun with whatever game you're playing.

BTW, what does this have to do with Guild Wars 2?

This is for you: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm?s=ts

Originally posted by Jeyhu

Originally posted by MMOwanderer

I'm an MMO player and i'm nothing like you. Weird.

But as long as you're happy, that's all that matters OP. Have fun with whatever game you're playing.

BTW, what does this have to do with Guild Wars 2?

This is for you: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm?s=ts

I think you missed MMOwanderer's sarcasm...

But I guess that's the problem with sarcasm, it doesn't really work on the internet.

  I <3 cheeseburgers

(my reply makes as much sense as the entire thread) 

Originally posted by Jeyhu

  When developers balance my class 

 

Ok, now you're just making shit up.

Originally posted by SnarlingWolf

An alright satire, could have gone a bit further with it though. I will give it a 6/10.

 

I also noticed a then that should have been than, which would have actually fit perfectly into the satire if it was intended but unfortunately it was not. That would have brought it up to a solid C at 7/10. Adding in a "rediculous" would have brought it up to 8/10.

I would have given it a 9/10 but I'm both metacritic and a paid advertiser disguised as an honest opinion game magazine. Oh that 100 million? yeah don't pay any attention to that, it's a GIFT yeah a gift....from a friend....at a large gaming company. shhh

but seriously, love all these never before seen accounts showing up all over the place lately, no history = your dishonest and hiding something. 

Originally posted by SnarlingWolf

An alright satire, could have gone a bit further with it though. I will give it a 6/10.

 

I also noticed a then that should have been than, which would have actually fit perfectly into the satire if it was intended but unfortunately it was not. That would have brought it up to a solid C at 7/10. Adding in a "rediculous" would have brought it up to 8/10.

I agree, a rediculous would have sealed this one up.

Originally posted by Purutzil
Burger time is an amazing game though....

Yes it is, I still got it with my MAME emulator :D.

Originally posted by itgrowls

Originally posted by SnarlingWolf

An alright satire, could have gone a bit further with it though. I will give it a 6/10.

 

I also noticed a then that should have been than, which would have actually fit perfectly into the satire if it was intended but unfortunately it was not. That would have brought it up to a solid C at 7/10. Adding in a "rediculous" would have brought it up to 8/10.

I would have given it a 9/10 but I'm both metacritic and a paid advertiser disguised as an honest opinion game magazine. Oh that 100 million? yeah don't pay any attention to that, it's a GIFT yeah a gift....from a friend....at a large gaming company. shhh

 

but seriously, love all these never before seen accounts showing up all over the place lately, no history = your dishonest and hiding something. 

Well I did join these forums over 6 years ago now, I just don't live on here like some folks do.