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Well I guess it's ok. I was trying to not play too much anyway. I only played classes I was not expecting to play.
I guess I'll spend the week preparing for release, such as :
1) Get all my work done around my house. 2) Seeing everyone I need to see. 3) Get all my bills paid, so I have nothing on my mind. 4) Piss off all my friends and family, so they don't inter-fear with next weeks release. 5) Hide my car so no one knows I'm home. 6) Buy a plastic Viking helmet and white fruit-of-the-loom underwear ( the ones from the 70s ). So I could chase off off anyone that comes to the door. If they come in, I'm sure they would not stay long. 7) Drag in rocks, branches and dirt to give my living room the appearance and effect of realism. 8) Change my voice message to " shut the hell up, and don't call me again ". 9) Buy lots of Copenhagen. Chewing tobacco for some reason helps me concentrate, smoking my do the same.
I'll be ready !!!! |
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8/18/12 5:15:42 AM#2
Double edged sword, Don't want to be siting there in the dark playing gw2 when some masked bandits break in expecting no one to be home.. |
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8/18/12 5:17:32 AM#3
Don't forget the trash can (or the back of your closet could do too!) , you might be dissapointed by christmas.
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8/18/12 5:17:59 AM#4
A few tips:
Pre-dirtify the fruit-of-the-looms. Adds to the effect. The answering machine/voicemail message should be an indecipherable mmrrrrghhgghgheerrrggghhh-ish type of caveman speak message. Lots of grunting and such. Don't forget a spit cup.
Cheers! |
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Originally posted by Nitth Well that also what the plastic Viking helmet is for. |
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8/18/12 5:19:21 AM#6
Originally posted by Nitth Viking hat and dirty fruit of the looms should take care of the bandits. |
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8/18/12 5:19:52 AM#7
You forgot Mini-Thins or other energy supplements. Sleep is for the weak. The Deep Web is sca-ry. |
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8/18/12 5:20:51 AM#8
Stock up snacks, stack the fridge with beer, move the coffee machine nearer the computer desk.
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Originally posted by Eldelas Good point...........I guess I'll need a pee bucket too ! |
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8/18/12 5:31:43 AM#10
Originally posted by delete5230
All problems solved. Next. The Deep Web is sca-ry. |
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8/18/12 5:37:53 AM#11
Originally posted by Toxia Too expensive. Won't have enough money to buy gems for more alts & bank tabs. This is good enough.
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8/18/12 5:39:25 AM#12
Originally posted by Master10K I thought these were beer jugs? oh....oh god....oh god no please.... The Deep Web is sca-ry. |
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8/18/12 5:42:54 AM#13
Originally posted by Toxia I guess you can't call yourself a hardcore gamer until you've used one of those. Good thing I can retain my dignity as a casual carebear. |
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8/18/12 5:58:05 AM#14
No fair that only works for guys.
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I'm practicing my dodge and roll.....My left side hurts, I think I moved the rocks and branches in my living room too soon. My Healing Turret ain't working, and The Raccoon will not leave.......How did that get in here !!!!
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8/18/12 6:22:22 AM#16
Originally posted by cheyane Not to worry, the ladies have not been forgotten.
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8/18/12 6:26:14 AM#17
Glad my wife is taking care of shit next week, we made a deal, she gets her new garden + garden chairs and i can get a week off for playing GW2. I love my wife <3 http://speedtest.net/result/2112016336.png |
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Originally posted by delete5230 Ok its out :) |
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8/18/12 6:32:43 AM#19
Originally posted by delete5230 You think you have problems? I have a Centaur in my living room!! Cluck Cluck, Gibber Gibber, My Old Mans A Mushroom |
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Originally posted by stragen001 That could suck. What class are you ? |
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