We aren't the first ones to think that there are parts of The Secret World that are just downright scary. In today's Very Scary, we explore that notion... but not in the way you might think. See what scares a man named Scary, and then talk about it in the comments!

The Secret World is the only MMO that gives me the creeps when I’m playing it at night. The sights and the sounds put me on edge when I’m playing in a dark room. One minute you are doing normal MMO things like picking up quests in town or crafting a double-barreled pump, pump zombie shakers, and the next minute you’re standing in a dark forest straining to see what is around the next tree. It makes you grip your mouse tight and sit on the edge of your computer chair in fear. All that stuff is pretty scary, but I discovered a nightmare in TSW that scares the crap out of me.

Read more of Scary Booster's Very Scary: A Nightmare in The Secret World!

I beg to differ....

Form an orderly queue!

It's not only that, there are radio stations, gas stations, all kinds of stations in supposedly ultra-realistic battlefields of Battlefields 3. But have you seen any kind of toilet yet?

Mutants are allowed. War is okay. Sex & Violence: Yes, please! But pooping or nudity DON'T exist.

This article inspired me to go to the rest room right after I finished this comment.

There are two toilets in Kingsmouth (the one that gives the floater quest and the one in the grill). I'm sure there are more hidden inside all the houses and caravans - where do you expect them to be?

There are loads of little shacks in the amusement park - maybe one of those has a toilet inside.

There is also a toilet in Blue Mountains; a shack right near the start of the zone.

That's three more than I've seen in any other MMO...

Observational humour is only funny if it's based on truth...

Slow newsday, or bad hiring decision?

Horrible, awful, terribad article. Flame me all you want for not having a sense of humor about such things but, this is just fucking dumb.

There are several port-a-johns located around the maps ... you just haven't been sufficiently needy or observant. :D

Oh, and there's the Black House restroom ... but I really don't recommend it.

Originally posted by vtannahill

Slow newsday, or bad hiring decision?

Horrible, awful, terribad article. Flame me all you want for not having a sense of humor about such things but, this is just fucking dumb.

Well... I don't think you have no sense of humor, I just think it's shitty. You feast your big brown eyes on an article of this magnitude, and you don't immediately bust your gut laughing? Sounds to me like you've just got a crappy attitude.

I'll admit, the author does go on a bit too long about the topic, a bit of diarreah of the keyboard I suppose, but that' neither here nor there.

Poop.

There are toilets, port-a-pottys and restrooms everywhere... I think the author needs to look harder.

I understand the author is only in BM but there are at least half a dozen or more just between Kingsmouth, SC and BM.  No you can't see every single one in every zone because houses are closed and locked.. but the ones you can go into generally have a bathroom (sometimes closed/locked).  The mansion in BM has a nasty bathroom.  The Wabanaki reserveration has restrooms.  Port-a-pottys all over the construction site...