I kind of started this in the BWE countdown thread but I figured it deserved its own.  Here is how it works.  You pick a song and change a few words in the song to fit Guild wars 2.

Examples:

The one I started with in the other thread was:

Beastie Boys Parody No sleep Till Brooklyn:

No Sleep till Beta!!  - Someone there came up with another Beastie Boys Parody - "You gotta fight for your right to beta!"

Justin Timberlake Bringing sexy back parody!

We're bringing gamers back
Them other games are all full of crap.
we'll make up for where others lack
no more trinity, wont know how to act!

Lets see how much fun we can have with this!!!

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta download the client
Gotta log in to the game, I pick a server

Character creation
Charr, Norn or Human
Gotta make my mind up
Which race shall I take?

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the beta weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the beta weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the beta weekend

+2

1 for your awesome parody and 2 for your sig, once again I dam near sprayed sweet tea all over my monitor because I was drinking when I saw it... (claps) bravo!

Originally posted by TheTrueKing

+2

1 for your awesome parody and 2 for your sig, once again I dam near sprayed sweet tea all over my monitor because I was drinking when I saw it... (claps) bravo!

Hehe :)  Thank you, your highness.

Now take me down to the Hoelbrak city where the loading screens and the girls are pretty, oh won't you please take me hohohome.

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Originally posted by DarkPony

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Originally posted by TheTrueKing
+2
1 for your awesome parody and 2 for your sig, once again I dam near sprayed sweet tea all over my monitor because I was drinking when I saw it... (claps) bravo!

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Hehe :)  Thank you, your highness.
 
Now take me down to the Hoelbrak city where the loading screens and the girls are pretty, oh won't you please take me hohohome.

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Originally posted by EvilGeek

 

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Originally posted by DarkPony

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Originally posted by TheTrueKing
+2
1 for your awesome parody and 2 for your sig, once again I dam near sprayed sweet tea all over my monitor because I was drinking when I saw it... (claps) bravo!

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Hehe :)  Thank you, your highness.
 
Now take me down to the Hoelbrak city where the loading screens and the girls are pretty, oh won't you please take me hohohome.

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gets my vote and Mr Pony you have yet again outdone yourself with your sig awesomeness, really did make me laugh out loud :) Shouldn't daddy be double d?

 

I gotta agree with that aswell : )

Originally posted by sanshi44

Originally posted by EvilGeek

 

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Originally posted by DarkPony

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Originally posted by TheTrueKing
+2
1 for your awesome parody and 2 for your sig, once again I dam near sprayed sweet tea all over my monitor because I was drinking when I saw it... (claps) bravo!

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Hehe :)  Thank you, your highness.
 
Now take me down to the Hoelbrak city where the loading screens and the girls are pretty, oh won't you please take me hohohome.

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gets my vote and Mr Pony you have yet again outdone yourself with your sig awesomeness, really did make me laugh out loud :) Shouldn't daddy be double d?

 

I gotta agree with that aswell : )

Oh crap. I blame my slight dyslectia and English not being my first languish.

No wait, I shall blame the little girl's lack of spelling ability. Hah.

Originally posted by DarkPony

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal

I don't agree with you on most things but I must say;

That sig is full of win

OOOOH OOOH! let me play!

bohemian rhapsody.

Is this the real deal?
Is this just warcraft 3?
Caught in a download,
Don't escape with ctrl-alt-delete
Movin' your mouse,
We're at the last gig or three.
I'm just a poor boy, I'll pay no sub to play
Because I'm just one click, and download
Please go fast, don't be slow
Set up my account, doesn't need credit cards to win,
to win.

Mama,
I just killed a thief
Placed marks and summoned pets, cast dark pact
and now he's dead
Mama
level 10 had just begun
but now i've just been ganked by a level 8
Mamaaaaaaaa, OOOOOoooOOOOOH
didn't mean to make you cry
If I can't learn to dodgeroll by tomorrow
I'll reroll, a warrior
and hope armour really matters.

Just great, my sums are wrong
Been min-maxing every game, and it worked out every time
but this game, everybody, it really blows
gotta read leet sites tonight and hope that it's not true
Mamaaaaaaaa, OOOOOoooOOOOOH
I just wanna win
Don't want to think min-maxing's dead.

(guitar solo)

I see an asura on his own on the path
Engineer! Engineer!
Will you shoot me with your gun?
Thunderbolts and Lightning,
very, very frightning!
Flee!
Guardian, Guardian
(Guardian, Guardian)
Guardian, Mighty Blow - And down I go!


(guitar solo)

I'm just a caster, nobody heals me
(He's just a caster surrounded by enemies
Spare him from rezzing five minutes from anything)
Now I'm downed, Fetid Ground, let me rally now
Six of us - No! We will not let you up.
(Let him go!) Six of us - No! We will not let you up.
(Let him go!) Six of us - No! We will not let you up.
(Bandage Slow!) Will not let you up.
(Life Leach Slow!) Never let you up.
(Bandage Slow!) Never Never let you up.
(Fetid Ground) Never let you up (Bandage Slow!)
No no no no no no no
Oh, fetid ground, what's the point? Fetid ground, bandage slow
Arenanet has an email they've sent to me
to me
to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

So you think you can stop my beta weekend?
So you think you can hook me and then make it end?
Oh, a-net! Can't do this to me, A-net!
Just gotta release, Just gotta release this this year...

(Guitar solo)

Tera doesn't matter, anyone can see
Secret world doesn't matter
Star wars tor doesn't matter
to me.

Tell me when to download...

Originally posted by headphones

OOOOH OOOH! let me play!

 

bohemian rhapsody.

 

Is this the real deal?
Is this just warcraft 3?
Caught in a download,
Don't escape with ctrl-alt-delete
Movin' your mouse,
We're at the last gig or three.
I'm just a poor boy, I'll pay no sub to play
Because I'm just one click, and download
Please go fast, don't be slow
Set up my account, doesn't need credit cards to win,
to win.

Mama,
I just killed a thief
Placed marks and summoned pets, cast dark pact
and now he's dead
Mama
level 10 had just begun
but now i've just been ganked by a level 8
Mamaaaaaaaa, OOOOOoooOOOOOH
didn't mean to make you cry
If I can't learn to dodgeroll by tomorrow
I'll reroll, a warrior
and hope armour really matters.

Just great, my sums are wrong
Been min-maxing every game, and it worked out every time
but this game, everybody, it really blows
gotta read leet sites tonight and hope that it's not true
Mamaaaaaaaa, OOOOOoooOOOOOH
I just wanna win
Don't want to think min-maxing's dead.

(guitar solo)

I see an asura on his own on the path
Engineer! Engineer!
Will you shoot me with your gun?
Thunderbolts and Lightning,
very, very frightning!
Flee!
Guardian, Guardian
(Guardian, Guardian)
Guardian, Mighty Blow - And down I go!


(guitar solo)

I'm just a caster, nobody heals me
(He's just a caster surrounded by enemies
Spare him from rezzing five minutes from anything)
Now I'm downed, Fetid Ground, let me rally now
Six of us - No! We will not let you up.
(Let him go!) Six of us - No! We will not let you up.
(Let him go!) Six of us - No! We will not let you up.
(Bandage Slow!) Will not let you up.
(Life Leach Slow!) Never let you up.
(Bandage Slow!) Never Never let you up.
(Fetid Ground) Never let you up (Bandage Slow!)
No no no no no no no
Oh, fetid ground, what's the point? Fetid ground, bandage slow
Arenanet has an email they've sent to me
to me
to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

So you think you can stop my beta weekend?
So you think you can hook me and then make it end?
Oh, a-net! Can't do this to me, A-net!
Just gotta release, Just gotta release this this year...

(Guitar solo)

Tera doesn't matter, anyone can see
Secret world doesn't matter
Star wars tor doesn't matter
to me.

Tell me when to download...

There is not enough internets to give for all that you have just won.

We don't need no cash shop
We don’t need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the chatroom
Developers leave them kids alone
Hey! Developer! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

Originally posted by Axllow18

Originally posted by headphones

OOOOH OOOH! let me play!

 

bohemian rhapsody.

 

Is this the real deal?
Is this just warcraft 3?
Caught in a download,
Don't escape with ctrl-alt-delete
Movin' your mouse,
We're at the last gig or three.
I'm just a poor boy, I'll pay no sub to play
Because I'm just one click, and download
Please go fast, don't be slow
Set up my account, doesn't need credit cards to win,
to win.

Mama,
I just killed a thief
Placed marks and summoned pets, cast dark pact
and now he's dead
Mama
level 10 had just begun
but now i've just been ganked by a level 8
Mamaaaaaaaa, OOOOOoooOOOOOH
didn't mean to make you cry
If I can't learn to dodgeroll by tomorrow
I'll reroll, a warrior
and hope armour really matters.

Just great, my sums are wrong
Been min-maxing every game, and it worked out every time
but this game, everybody, it really blows
gotta read leet sites tonight and hope that it's not true
Mamaaaaaaaa, OOOOOoooOOOOOH
I just wanna win
Don't want to think min-maxing's dead.

(guitar solo)

I see an asura on his own on the path
Engineer! Engineer!
Will you shoot me with your gun?
Thunderbolts and Lightning,
very, very frightning!
Flee!
Guardian, Guardian
(Guardian, Guardian)
Guardian, Mighty Blow - And down I go!


(guitar solo)

I'm just a caster, nobody heals me
(He's just a caster surrounded by enemies
Spare him from rezzing five minutes from anything)
Now I'm downed, Fetid Ground, let me rally now
Six of us - No! We will not let you up.
(Let him go!) Six of us - No! We will not let you up.
(Let him go!) Six of us - No! We will not let you up.
(Bandage Slow!) Will not let you up.
(Life Leach Slow!) Never let you up.
(Bandage Slow!) Never Never let you up.
(Fetid Ground) Never let you up (Bandage Slow!)
No no no no no no no
Oh, fetid ground, what's the point? Fetid ground, bandage slow
Arenanet has an email they've sent to me
to me
to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

So you think you can stop my beta weekend?
So you think you can hook me and then make it end?
Oh, a-net! Can't do this to me, A-net!
Just gotta release, Just gotta release this this year...

(Guitar solo)

Tera doesn't matter, anyone can see
Secret world doesn't matter
Star wars tor doesn't matter
to me.

Tell me when to download...

There is not enough internets to give for all that you have just won.

i blush. thankyou. :) wish i could play the piano.

bias aside I think this thread is filled with complete AWESOMENESS!!!

Great parodys from both Forumpvp and Headphones!!!

smoke 2 joints...

I play two rounds in the mornin,

i play two rounds at night,

i play two rounds in the afternoon,

it makes me feel alright,

i play two rounds in time of peace,

and two in time of war,

i play two rounds before i play two rounds,

and then i play two more.

(reggae music)

Originally posted by DarkPony

Originally posted by TheTrueKing

+2

1 for your awesome parody and 2 for your sig, once again I dam near sprayed sweet tea all over my monitor because I was drinking when I saw it... (claps) bravo!

Hehe :)  Thank you, your highness.

 

Now take me down to the Hoelbrak city where the loading screens and the girls are pretty, oh won't you please take me hohohome.

DAMN YOU PONY! I am glad I read that BEFORE I took a bite of my lunch... it would have been all over my screen >.<

You Might Think Im Crazy by The Cars

you might think i'm crazy
to hang around with you
maybe you think i'm lucky
to have something to do
but i think that you're wild
and inside me is some child
you might think it's foolish
or maybe it's untrue
you might think i'm crazy
but all i want is you

you might think it's hysterical
but i know when you're weak
you think you're in the movies
and everything's so deep
but i think that you're wild
when you flash that fragile smile
you might think it's foolish
what you put me through
you might think i'm crazy
but all i want is you

and it's so hard to take
there's no escape without a scrape
you kept it going till the sun fell down
you kept it going

you might think i'm delirious
the way i run you down
but somewhere sometime
when you're curious
i'll be back around
and i think that you're wild
and so uniquely styled
you might think it's foolish
this chancey rendezvous
you might think i'm crazy
but all I want is you

oh wait.. that fits us already =P dammit ignore the changed text

Afro Man Because I got High -

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna clean my room until I got hyped
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got hyped
my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got hyped [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to class before I got hyped
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got hyped
(La da da da da da da da da)
I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got hyped [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to work but then I got hyped
I lied to my boss to play BWE because I was hyped
now I lost my job and it don't matter do you know why (why man?) no sub! yea heayy,
- cause I got hype!! [repeat 3X]

Originally posted by ariboersma

Originally posted by DarkPony

Originally posted by TheTrueKing

+2

1 for your awesome parody and 2 for your sig, once again I dam near sprayed sweet tea all over my monitor because I was drinking when I saw it... (claps) bravo!

Hehe :)  Thank you, your highness.

 

Now take me down to the Hoelbrak city where the loading screens and the girls are pretty, oh won't you please take me hohohome.

Loved your parody!!! I see yours and raise you BLACK SABBATH!!

Paranoid Parody!!

Finished with my M M O
'Cause it had to much grind
People think I'm insane
Because I am frowning all the time

All day long I think of things
But nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind
If I don't find a game to pacify

Can you help me I need a game!
Oh yeah!

I need someone to show me
The things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make true happiness
I must be blind

Make a joke about the cash shop
and I will sigh you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel
And sub fees to me are so unreal

And so as you hear these words
Telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life
because guild wars 2 is worth the wait!

Stairway

There's a gamer who's sure
A-net's poop is all gold
And he's buying a colectors edition

When the beta comes he knows,
if the stores are all closed
With a word he can get a pizza

Ooh, ooh, and he's pre-ordering heaven

There's a sign on the wall
and he wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes his mom tries to come into the basement

In a bin by the door,
there is laundry that stinks
Sometimes all of our moms can forget things

Ooh, A-Net makes me wonder Ooh, A-Net makes me wonder

There's a feeling I get when I look to A-Net
And my spirit is crying for release
In my thoughts I have seen, world v world pvp
And the corpses of those on the red team

Ooh, A-Net makes me wonder Ooh, A-Net really makes me wonder

And it's whispered in June
if the bugs are all gone
Guild Wars 2 will revitalize the genre

And a new day will dawn
MMO's can stand tall
And the basements will echo with mouth breathing

If there's a bustle over global, don't be alarmed now
They just got your orb of power again
Yes, the other servers ganged up on you, cause they were jealous
There's still time to change the toon you're on

And A-Net makes me wonder

Your girlfriends probably will break up with you, in case you dont know
Tyria's calling you to join them
Dear lady, dont get all upset now, did you know
Release day lies on the whispering wind?

And as we wait for the email
My Keyboard's F5 is gone
Cant play the game that we all know
Because I,ve already unsubbed

How everything still sells for gold
Even an awesome monicle
The game will come to you at last
When all the evil bugs are gone,
yeah you'll need supply to build a golem

And he's pre-ordering heaven

This is the only GW2 song I care about. A true masterpiece.

Originally posted by sp4ce8oy

Stairway

 

 

nicely done!!

it made me listen to the original ^_^