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OHHHHH YYYEEEAAHHHH!!! Why I am still here... |
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3/14/12 2:15:20 PM#2
congrats! |
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Zindaihas
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Joined: 5/07/06
'If you put govt in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 yrs there'd be a shortage of sand'~M. Friedman |
3/14/12 3:25:57 PM#3
Boil some water, get plenty of sheets and make sure you elevate her legs. Or just take her to the hospital. Either way. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tK6YIAX1jg |
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3/14/12 8:24:13 PM#4
So you run to the computer, log into mmorpg.com instead of taking her to the hospital ?....Cool !
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3/14/12 8:30:31 PM#5
Just because his wife just went into labor doesn't mean she needs to be rushed to the hospital at mach 2... Labor tends to last a few hours and generally they'll say stay home where you're comfortable untill the contractions come more frequently.
Oh...and pics of her dilated cervix or it didn't happen!! No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga- |
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3/14/12 9:31:58 PM#6
Grats. |
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3/14/12 9:55:09 PM#7
Good! |
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3/15/12 2:01:27 AM#8
Woot to you! Hope everything turns out for the best.
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3/15/12 5:14:49 AM#9
Awesome!
MYSPACE ACCOUNT http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=80721225 |
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outfctrl
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Joined: 11/16/03
American by Birth |
3/15/12 6:28:27 AM#10
Congratulations on your new investment!!! Before-tax income: up to $39,100
;-) Been there done that, except I have twins
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3/15/12 4:02:02 PM#11
Awwwh! Congrats!! |
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3/15/12 11:55:41 PM#12
grats!, just make sure you make time to play "catch" no matter if it's boy or girl! =P |
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3/16/12 10:01:42 AM#13
If I recall, that's how |
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Zindaihas
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Joined: 5/07/06
'If you put govt in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 yrs there'd be a shortage of sand'~M. Friedman |
3/16/12 10:34:25 AM#14
Originally posted by Dekron Explain how the boiling water fits into the equation. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tK6YIAX1jg |
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3/16/12 11:56:57 AM#15
Originally posted by Zindaihas Cleanup, of course. You should have seen the state of the room - there were various bodily fluids everywhere. |
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3/16/12 4:39:29 PM#16
She's finally going into the labor force? At least you'll be getting additional income........
NOT SRS. Congrats man! |
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3/16/12 11:57:00 PM#17
mm great now you can apply for welfare and live off the system. O YEA you can also spend all your spare time changing diapers and listening to your woman COMPLAIN about how she went though the 9 months of pregnancy so now its your turn to get up at 3 am to change th e diaper or what ever even though you gota get up at 5 and go to work. |
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3/17/12 1:00:57 PM#18
Congratulations! Raised two kids myself from the age of 7 to 17. So I can officially say, its a BALL! No clue where the costs from that list came from. Cost me around 7,500 to feed them. Mind you I didnt pay for clothes or anything else. They got a education with Scholarships. Materials for other schooling were donated. Clothes was donated hand me downs. If you do it right, a kids fricking FUN! My biggest piece of advice is, make them part of your fun. If you enjoy to garden, let them garden. If you love to cook, let them cook. By the time there 12 its like having a professional work force *chuckles*.
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Deathofsage
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Joined: 2/11/11
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3/17/12 3:03:30 PM#19
Originally posted by ProfRed "Alright honey, the boss is almost dead." Key up on vent "Guys, can we distribute loot fast, wife is bitching" Spec'ing properly is a gateway drug. |
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3/18/12 1:11:50 AM#20
http://www.mmorpg.com/discussion2.cfm/userPosts/19302 LOL! Either he doesn't really have a wife or he isn't going to have one for long...
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