Dear Coyote-

Please do an articl;e on people who color their text to make their comments stand out.

Sincerely,

Skips all colored font on MMORPG.com

So the guy that hates everything likes TOR? Your minions must be reeling lol

Originally posted by sr7olsniper

Originally posted by ropenice

Originally posted by precious328

I can think of about 50 more weaknesses.

This read is very biased.

 

Can you skip at least one TOR thread? Never seen such dedication.

 ^this

I am really getting tired of this dude with a hidden agenda going on Themepark mmos talking about Sandbox. Newsflash big buy no one in here gives a flying crap about Sandbox and the mayority of the MMO market doesn't either, why do you think no one is making any big budget sandbox mmo's? BECAUSE NO ONE GIVES A CRAP!!

My two cents.

I give a crap about sandboxxes.  I'm pretty sure a lot of other people do too.  Maybe you should qualify your statement by saying something like 'People with IQ's under 100 probably don't give a crap about sandboxxes'.  You know qualify your opinion with some other statistic that reflects the same proportion of the population.

Here's another example: people with APMs under 40 (also people who have no idea what an APM is) probably don't give a crap about sandboxxes.

Then your argument starts to make some semblance of sense. . .

My two cents . . .

By far one of your worst piece... Really you should stick to your usual bitching. Much more enjoyable! Leave the reviews to the guys who do reviews.

Never trust a review that has the words 'an honest review' attached.

I mean that honestly.

Originally posted by Daitengu

Sounds like he'd crap his pants if he had to play EQ pre planes of power. 

 

While the story is good on some classes, on others like consolar and knight it's really cliche. not to mention end game is exactly what you have been playing for 7 years on other MMOs.

 

no kidding

Originally posted by senadin

By far one of your worst piece... Really you should stick to your usual bitching. Much more enjoyable! Leave the reviews to the guys who do reviews.

 

apparently the people who actually do the reviews cant get it right either..

Originally posted by lizardbones

 

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Originally posted by Kyleran
Not one of Coyote's best articles, he should have mocked it more, even the parts that he liked....
 

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You're thinking of Zero Punctuation.

 

Exactly the right tone to take for a review.  You could tell Yahtzee even sort of liked SWTOR, (more than most MMORPG's) but still he made sure to keep it funny and mocking throughout.

Coyote's sort of a Yahtzee clone as I see it. With less accent.

Originally posted by precious328

I can think of about 50 more weaknesses.

This read is very biased.

 

I call BS. List 50 more. I bet you can name less then 5, any more would all be stupid varients of previous ones and not true weaknesses in themselves. The game is fun and imersive in a way no other is at this time. It's not perfect and has alot I would change but for what we have available to us it cannot be beat.

Originally posted by precious328

This read is very biased.

 

Yes... Yes, it is.

There is no such thing as an unbiased opinion. It's an oxymoron.

Originally posted by Akais

Originally posted by precious328

This read is very biased.

 

Yes... Yes, it is.

There is no such thing as an unbiased opinion. It's an oxymoron.

Yes.. but it is honest ... and this means ... ahem exactly what?

Wow, a Coyote write-up that I actually fully agree with, AND enjoyed reading?  Didn't think that'd ever happen.  I fully agree on every single point listed in this review.  The space combat is just awful in TOR.  I'd love to see a JtL styled expansion.  

As for the scale, I think it's a good size, to really express how big the planet is supposed to feel.  But, I also feel that speeders need to have their speed about doubled.  I paid for a speeder and training at lvl 25 for a SPEEDer that doesn't even double my movement speed? And at 40, I wiped my bank account out and down to like 3k credits for more speeder training and a new speeder, so 265k credits, for a 10% speed upgrade?  And at 50, that's like another 400k credits minimum (unless you are a cybertech) for another whole 10% speed upgrade?

And the market UI.  I LOATHE YOU!  But seriously, it's so horrendous, and poorly thought out, and you can't even search by individual slots, let alone stats or anything like that.  And the one that bothers me the most, is the RESET button is right below the search.  User error, but I can't tell you how many times I've set up all my filters on a search, only to hit the bottom of the Search button, only to have it register as the reset button.  The UI in general is pretty piss-poorly done.  Can't hide empty slots, can't move bars around.  Only things you can move are the chat window, and the group/raid UI location.  In a AAA MMO, seems kinda lazy.  Fortunately, they are working on adding in UI customization in an upcoming patch, but no ETA on that particular feature.

This is by far the most fun i have had reading comments.  throw SW into the mix and everyone goes all Grandma on Black Friday.

Hit em in the face once for me will ya? i love violence i dont have to partisipate in. :)

The hell's wrong with you, Coyote? Didn't you get the memo? You're not allowed to like SWTOR. You're not allowed to find it fun. If you don't write a piece that totally reams it, you're a biased, favortistic pawn of the system!

You don't get to sleep with the bear, no matter how fuzzy, warm and adorable he is. YOU HAVE TO HURT IT with a large object or pour gasoline and set it on fire!

In before: He was just giving his honest opinion. He should know by now, we, the readers, only want his opinion if we agree with it!!!

Aaawww, c'mon Coyote, I don't read your columns because I want "honest" game reviews, I read them because I want to LAUGH ! 

It's your duty to poke fun at things, make ridiculous claims and heap on the hyperbole. I would have expected you to list the space combat as the most awesome feature of TOR, for instance.

Not your best effort, Coyote :(

Seriously, all greatness or flaws aside, the amount of time I stare at a load screen is stupid.

Originally posted by osawtell

Its a good game.. very enjoyable. worth the cash.. anything else anyone rants about isnt worth reading.

 

Do you live in a world of absolutes ?

This MMO like every other MMO is not for everyone, just because you enjoy it does not mean everyone is going to think it is enjoyable or "worth the cash".

Personally about the only thing I enjoyed about playing SWTOR was the fact that it was Star Wars.

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Originally posted by NightCloak
Seriously, all greatness or flaws aside, the amount of time I stare at a load screen is stupid.

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Totally agree. The worst is when you load for 30 seconds, then run through a shuttle bay for 20 seconds, then load on the planet for another 30 seconds.