Say what you will, but this article is a joke in the style it was written. The OP doesn't have to be vulgar to make a point with their use or lack therof when it comes to the vocabulary used here. 

Originally posted by kazoul

People get paid too much for being total stooges~!

 

It's not easy to come across as one :P

Originally posted by Madimorga

Originally posted by Agricola1

Originally posted by Darammer

Gene Roddenberry was Star TREK, not Star WARS... seriously, don't you have an editor to catch this stuff, you bildo?

 

***edit *dildo... weird typo...

 

 

I think i need a drink!

 

 

*snicker*

 

Nice one, yet again, Coyote. 

 

 

I laffed so hard a little sick came up.

(And then I pismosted all over the place)

*move along, move along*

I want my 2 minutes back.

Originally posted by barezz

Personally, I don't see an issue with canon.  The game is set so far away from the time of the movies and in a time that is largely unexplored there really isn't a lot of canon.  The actions of characters now isn't going to have a ton of effect movie characters really.

 

Yet strangely, the designs of everything look like it's only a few decades prior to the movies, from the boxy prequel droids to the really badly squashed AT-ATs.

Originally posted by precious328

SWTOR lacks personal feeling.

 

The game is so linear that's not even funny. Beautiful, yet funneled, zones that are witnessed early on in the lower levels. You will not go back to revisit, conquer via pvp, or quest.

The more I ran around Tattooine the more I missed the idea of planting down a house or finding that perfect location for our guild's hall.

The game is simple: Talk to quest giver, get quest, look at map, and follow arrow.

 

You mean its not a sandbox game!?!?!?

Who would have thunk it? That's just shocking!

Originally posted by Czanrei

Say what you will, but this article is a joke in the style it was written. The OP doesn't have to be vulgar to make a point with their use or lack therof when it comes to the vocabulary used here. 

 

Come on man .. get with the program. Vulgar is F***ing Hillarious :) Please remove stick from the dark private place from which you keep it :).

Very informative and a damn funny @$$ post! Thanks Coyote=)

I just have to say Coyote that your articles have become my favorite writing on this site.  Well done again sir.

And don't worry about the gank squads, just PM me your 'toons name and the server you'll be on and I 'll gladly roll my Vulcan Jedi there to run interference for ya.

I'm probably going to give this game a miss, at least early on.  if it sounds like there are players that are having fun with it (which I truly hope they will be) I may change my mind. 

Coyote:  So you're that guy who actually watched "No Escape".  I was wondering who that was

once more,logging in just to say thanks Coyote!!!

someone finally willing to be as sarcastic of his own self as that of others, and intelligently so! Did i mention humorously as well?

(how the hell did you manage to get hired in THIS site,lol..)

Some funny as hell comments in here. Good article.

So dont believe the haters? The WoW in space? comments i've heard?

Originally posted by Hyperion5182

So dont believe the haters? The WoW in space? comments i've heard?

 

Its ok not to believe haters..just dont get suckered in by the fanboys or paid press also :P

Let's try this again:

We'll find you anyway afterall we are crazy :)

(hopefully this one doesn't get deleted)

Great article about the NDA being partially lifted. Review: pro it's sorta Star Wars, cons it's not available everywhere. Is this the best you could come up with? Were they twisting your arm when you had to write this up? Nothing about gameplay or story or anything even remotely interesting?