Haha. Wow. I didn't expect this sort of reaction.

My original post was satire. I've been reading these forums for a long long time, and rarely, if ever, post. And after reading the 'Why Eve sucks' thread, it just made me want to express how stupid I think people truly sound.

Which, I know alot of you got. But for those of you who didn't, I'm sorry that I 'bashed' any MMOs you like. I was just making fun of some people.

And the funny thing is, I have in fact, played all the MMOs I mentioned at one point or another, and seen the threads and threads and threads of crap people write.

No game is perfect. Noone is perfect. You should think about that before you run your mouth about what someone is passionate about and does for a living. I question the reasoning behind some of these companies actions, and I wish they'd drastically change their philosophies on MMO design, but seriously, noone cares if you hate Eve Online, or WAR, or WoW, or Aion. If you wanna bring it down so bad, just cancel, don't pay them a dime, and move on.

Make threads, and post in threads, with articulated thought. Please. Enough with the 'fanboi vs troll', 'theme park vs sandbox'. None of it exists, its just the stupid MMO culture from a stupid forum.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program.

Originally posted by AndrewGoat 

Make threads, and post in threads, with articulated thought. Please.

Holy hell!!! You can do that? I've been lied to. LIED TO!!!

Its been awhile since I posted on this site..yep.

And to judge  the title of this thread I rather not look at the creators post fist but rather say you need to stop sucking at games and lean to play your class.Especially WoW.

Someone get that guy a drink

You'd rather see the opposite? -"Every game is great, every game has done marvelous things to the genre, how every aspect of this game is brilliant..." so on and so forth... Atleast there's always a grain of truth in the negative posts.

There must be balance in the universe.

Originally posted by AndrewGoat

 God, it sucked.

how much it sucked,

how much it sucks,

because it sucked so hard.

how much it sucks,

because man it just sucks.

Anything I don't like sucks.

how much Age of Conan sucks?

how hard it sucks.

so it truly sucks more than any of the others. stupid people at Funcom just SUCK so much

so their game sucks,

Really, I guess I suck the most.

how these games all suck, 

But, I suck.

Thats a lot of suck.  Almost as much suck as my imaginary girlfriend. Which reminds me, Angelina Alba Helle Shakira, its time for you to ...

Has anyone counted how many times the word suck was used in this thread?

(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH fires plunger at OP's nut sack)

Originally posted by AndrewGoat

So yeah. Man, I tried out EVE Online once. God, it sucked. I didn't like the way they had skills set up, and the game just didn't vibe with me, so I cancelled it and stopped playing, and then I went on MMORPG.com's forums, and made this thread about how much it sucked, because everyone just had to know.

 

blah, blah, blah

My 8 year old computer couldn't run it very well, so I stopped subscribing because it sucked so hard. All they did was copy WoW, I mean, like everyone, right?

blah, blah, blah

Woot.

I think I found part of your problem.   Computer components are very cheap now.   My 9 year old computer doesn't run the new games very well and I went out and bought a new one for 3/4 the price I payed for the old one, and it is far above any of the reccommended requirements of todays games......

GET A NEW COMPUTER!!!!

Hilarious how some will reply to this thread with something they believe to be "clever" yet is completly pointless and out of subject.

"Understanding Sarcasm Fail?"

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As for everyone who at least got the point in OP's post, glad to know there is hope somewhere on the internet (ok I'm overreacting but you probably know what I mean :þ ).

In all seriousness, it is extremely annoying to see people bash MMOs when it's actually their own fault for not gathering enough information and only believing the hype. Once they finally realise that what the "hype" told them was not entirely true, well those sheeps starts seeing red and will charge anything standing in their way. And if there's nothing in their way, well they will create some with the power of imagination because, let's be honest, they need to vent their anger somewhere.

I really don't understand why people would rather bash every good arguments about a game and put the word "suck" everywhere, attempting to force others to believe what they say IN THE NAME OF TRUE JUSTICE!!! Oh...my hero!

I understand if some things are just terrible, but when people acts like their life just ended is just.....c'mon......just move on. Do something else.

I remember reading somewhere a blogger who nicknamed this type of behavior "God's Syndrom". Basically was something like this: "I am the creator and thus, know the only truth in this world. Fouls who dares to challenge me are heretic."

This was biblical. *Tear*

SARCASM ALERT

Personally found this thread hilarious.  Not for the sarcasm in the original post, but for the people who took it seriously enough to post an articulate reply.

Sarcasm aside, I actually agree with most of it...  Except WAR - they did a pretty good job.

Heeeeeey!!!! You made fun of my games! I don't like you!

I sense the sarcasm ...funny thing is though- regardless of the point your trying to make I actually agree with everything in your post LOLOLOL

Absolutely. If you don't like the crap they throw at us, it's because you suck. Great.

Nice Post OP, made me chuckle.

Lighten up folks.

bravo OP. Nice to see some satire and sense of humor on this forum.

I have to say this was one amusing thread to read, but I couldn't agree more. I've played all of these games hoping for that one thing to make <it> stand out over the other and have yet to find it. I'm playing Fallen Earth now and would probably add it to your list of 'suck'. I just want a game that is worth it to play longer then the 30 day free period. I tried to like Runes of Magic because it is free even. Don't know what it is. I like the online mmo more then the other types of games because it is fun to gather equipment and get experience points, but I dunno.

What are we to do? We need a site with an mmo test, not that it would help.

Just my two cents.

Originally posted by Loricane

Personally found this thread hilarious.  Not for the sarcasm in the original post, but for the people who took it seriously enough to post an articulate reply.

Yeh, that was kind of me, but deep down inside it sparked articulate thought.

Now that word stucked into my mind. Suck. If you feel that way then just go find a game that would satisfy you. Oh and you mentioned that you are good in game design right? Might as well MAKE your own game. Name it SUCK online.

 lol, still people missing the point of this thread. It is endless entertainment.   ;D~

This thread needs a sarcasm sign, so here it is.

Originally posted by CyberWiz

EVE doesn't suck ! :p

It does. You just do not know this. :-))

Agree with the Op. The listed games do suck and so does the OP.