good troll

Originally posted by LocoGunner71

 My Girlfriend sucks so hard I think I´ll marry her!

She won't suck anymore...

I just cut myself.  LF Vampire.

You sir have made my day LOL.  Now what are the proffessional haters going to post to top this?

Originally posted by LocoGunner71

 My Girlfriend sucks so hard I think I´ll marry her!

Don't do it! i thought that too, damn my girl is great in bed i have to marry her so i get that all the time.

Thats the TRICK, they do all that good stuff for you to think that. then you get married and are lucky to get sex a few times a month!

Good troll indeed. +1 to OP !

I don't know what's most funny, the thread itself or the people not getting it.. :)

Originally posted by Aercus

I don't know what's most funny, the thread itself or the people not getting it.. :)

My thoughts as well.  Or worse, they are so quick to 'defend' thier games they don't actually bother to read the post, which makes me wonder what they are trying to respond to...

Great post OP

Hah! That's funny.

The whole thing about Age of Conan's features being on the box and not actually in the game or not working correctly is something that you shouldn't just brush off as one of those cases where "oh, the game just came out cut it some slack". In case you haven't noticed the Funcom devs are lazy and have barely attempted to fix sieges at all seeing as how they've been broken SINCE LAUNCH and the game's been out for well over a year now. Otherwise, great post.

It's ok I suck too, because if I blow I only end up getting bubbles in my soda.

Good stuff, I can't believe people are/were taking this seriously. 

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For everything else there is sarcasm.

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Originally posted by Dark-Asylum

The whole thing about Age of Conan's features being on the box and not actually in the game or not working correctly is something that you shouldn't just brush off as one of those cases where "oh, the game just came out cut it some slack". In case you haven't noticed the Funcom devs are lazy and have barely attempted to fix sieges at all seeing as how they've been broken SINCE LAUNCH and the game's been out for well over a year now. Otherwise, great post.

Leave AoC alooonneeeee!!!!

Originally posted by jaysins

Originally posted by LynxJSA

My vacuum sucks.

Is she single? Hook a gamer up ;). 

I believe her name is hoover and she has a solid widebase

I suck too, welcome to the club OP.

Originally posted by AndrewGoat

So yeah. Man, I tried out EVE Online once. God, it sucked. I didn't like the way they had skills set up, and the game just didn't vibe with me, so I cancelled it and stopped playing, and then I went on MMORPG.com's forums, and made this thread about how much it sucked, because everyone just had to know.

And its crazy too, because someone made a very similar thread about that stupid WoW game and how much it sucks, it's just the same grind over and over. Why would anyone play that garbage? I mean, who wants to grind or get gear or play the MMO with the most active people?

And man, don't get me started on WAR. They really shouldn't have tried to do anything innovative, like with those Public Quests or RvR Lakes. Everything was just so lame and bugged out. My 8 year old computer couldn't run it very well, so I stopped subscribing because it sucked so hard. All they did was copy WoW, I mean, like everyone, right?

Aion is pretty terrible too. I couldn't stand the grind in that game. I mean, once you get higher levels, it's supposed to get easier right? I mean, isn't that the point of these games? And man, I hate how ranged classes on this game are actually superior than melee. I mean, it just isn't right that I have to struggle to kill someone who's main role is to deal ranged damage. I'm supposed to be able to pick melee and destroy everyone with stuns and massive damage, right? Aion is terrible, I cancelled and made threads on 8 accounts about how much it sucks, because man it just sucks. Anything I don't like sucks.

And whats left to say about how much Age of Conan sucks? I mean, why'd they bother to even try? Clearly everything in that game should have been 100% done and polished from day one. I mean, look at how hard it sucks. All those graphics, and that award winning music, it wasn't for me, so it truly sucks more than any of the others. What an awful game, right? I mean, to think in this day and age someone releases a game and the things on the box aren't in the game, well, man, I'm here to tell you. It's just -time- to get a crucifix and some nails, because those stupid people at Funcom just SUCK so much. I mean. I know so much more about game design than they do, so their game sucks, and I cancelled that too, and I rule.

Really, I guess I suck the most. I go on MMORPG.com's forums, and since I'm bored, I make pointless threads about how these games all suck, and none of them will ever be as awesome as that MMO in my head! Or WoW! Or whatever MMO I play when Im not bashing other ones! Yeah! But, I suck. So maybe someone should make a thread about me, bashing me relentlessly and pointlessly, while not knowing how hard it is to make these awesome threads.

Woot.

Should be a sticky and updated with every new released MMO.

The OP is a troll

Guild Wars does suck for a MMORPG

Because it's not a MMORPG

:^)

(Yes I went There)

My left shoe sucks also, it's size 10 and I'm size 11:(

My right shoe is bang on though - "when god shuts one door, he opens another"

Originally posted by Shari

my left shoe sucks also, it's size 10 and I'm size 11:(

NO NO NO

YOU DONT TELL YOU YOU SUCK

I TELL YOU YOU SUCK

lol, I thought it was funny.. thought the people who bought into it were even funnier.

Originally posted by tro44_1

Originally posted by Shari

my left shoe sucks also, it's size 10 and I'm size 11:(

 

NO NO NO

YOU DONT TELL YOU YOU SUCK

I TELL YOU YOU SUCK

i didn't, I said my shoe sucks

edit:

very funny.

Originally posted by AndrewGoat

So yeah. Man, I tried out EVE Online once. God, it sucked. I didn't like the way they had skills set up, and the game just didn't vibe with me, so I cancelled it and stopped playing, and then I went on MMORPG.com's forums, and made this thread about how much it sucked, because everyone just had to know.

And its crazy too, because someone made a very similar thread about that stupid WoW game and how much it sucks, it's just the same grind over and over. Why would anyone play that garbage? I mean, who wants to grind or get gear or play the MMO with the most active people?

And man, don't get me started on WAR. They really shouldn't have tried to do anything innovative, like with those Public Quests or RvR Lakes. Everything was just so lame and bugged out. My 8 year old computer couldn't run it very well, so I stopped subscribing because it sucked so hard. All they did was copy WoW, I mean, like everyone, right?

Aion is pretty terrible too. I couldn't stand the grind in that game. I mean, once you get higher levels, it's supposed to get easier right? I mean, isn't that the point of these games? And man, I hate how ranged classes on this game are actually superior than melee. I mean, it just isn't right that I have to struggle to kill someone who's main role is to deal ranged damage. I'm supposed to be able to pick melee and destroy everyone with stuns and massive damage, right? Aion is terrible, I cancelled and made threads on 8 accounts about how much it sucks, because man it just sucks. Anything I don't like sucks.

And whats left to say about how much Age of Conan sucks? I mean, why'd they bother to even try? Clearly everything in that game should have been 100% done and polished from day one. I mean, look at how hard it sucks. All those graphics, and that award winning music, it wasn't for me, so it truly sucks more than any of the others. What an awful game, right? I mean, to think in this day and age someone releases a game and the things on the box aren't in the game, well, man, I'm here to tell you. It's just -time- to get a crucifix and some nails, because those stupid people at Funcom just SUCK so much. I mean. I know so much more about game design than they do, so their game sucks, and I cancelled that too, and I rule.

Really, I guess I suck the most. I go on MMORPG.com's forums, and since I'm bored, I make pointless threads about how these games all suck, and none of them will ever be as awesome as that MMO in my head! Or WoW! Or whatever MMO I play when Im not bashing other ones! Yeah! But, I suck. So maybe someone should make a thread about me, bashing me relentlessly and pointlessly, while not knowing how hard it is to make these awesome threads.

Woot.

*Salutes the OP*

Very nice post man...Your sarcastic post sums up the "I don't like it so it really has to suck" mentality of 80+ percent of the thread starters on this forum...Should be mandatory reading.

Here's my philosophy on it, granted it's not my idea... but I totally agree on who said it and where it came from.

"BEAVIS: How come, like, some stuff sucks, but then, like, some stuff is pretty cool?

BUTT-HEAD: Uhhh, well, if nothing sucked, and everything was cool all the time, then, like, how would you know it was cool?

BEAVIS: I would know. You just said, everything would be cool.

BUTT-HEAD: NO, buttmunch. I mean like, let's say someone came up and just hit you upside the head? Well, that would be cool.

BEAVIS: No it wouldn't. That would suck.

BUTT-HEAD: Yeah.... *hits Beavis repeatedly*

BEAVIS: Owww! cut it out butthole!

BUTT-HEAD: That was cool!

BEAVIS: No it wasn't. That sucked!

BUTT-HEAD: Yeah, but like, you know, after it's over, doesn't it, like, feel pretty cool?

BEAVIS: Oh yeah.

BUTT-HEAD: See, you need, like, stuff that sucks to have stuff that's cool."

Again, not my idea, but the philosophy is sound.