So yeah. Man, I tried out EVE Online once. God, it sucked. I didn't like the way they had skills set up, and the game just didn't vibe with me, so I cancelled it and stopped playing, and then I went on MMORPG.com's forums, and made this thread about how much it sucked, because everyone just had to know.

And its crazy too, because someone made a very similar thread about that stupid WoW game and how much it sucks, it's just the same grind over and over. Why would anyone play that garbage? I mean, who wants to grind or get gear or play the MMO with the most active people?

And man, don't get me started on WAR. They really shouldn't have tried to do anything innovative, like with those Public Quests or RvR Lakes. Everything was just so lame and bugged out. My 8 year old computer couldn't run it very well, so I stopped subscribing because it sucked so hard. All they did was copy WoW, I mean, like everyone, right?

Aion is pretty terrible too. I couldn't stand the grind in that game. I mean, once you get higher levels, it's supposed to get easier right? I mean, isn't that the point of these games? And man, I hate how ranged classes on this game are actually superior than melee. I mean, it just isn't right that I have to struggle to kill someone who's main role is to deal ranged damage. I'm supposed to be able to pick melee and destroy everyone with stuns and massive damage, right? Aion is terrible, I cancelled and made threads on 8 accounts about how much it sucks, because man it just sucks. Anything I don't like sucks.

And whats left to say about how much Age of Conan sucks? I mean, why'd they bother to even try? Clearly everything in that game should have been 100% done and polished from day one. I mean, look at how hard it sucks. All those graphics, and that award winning music, it wasn't for me, so it truly sucks more than any of the others. What an awful game, right? I mean, to think in this day and age someone releases a game and the things on the box aren't in the game, well, man, I'm here to tell you. It's just -time- to get a crucifix and some nails, because those stupid people at Funcom just SUCK so much. I mean. I know so much more about game design than they do, so their game sucks, and I cancelled that too, and I rule.

Really, I guess I suck the most. I go on MMORPG.com's forums, and since I'm bored, I make pointless threads about how these games all suck, and none of them will ever be as awesome as that MMO in my head! Or WoW! Or whatever MMO I play when Im not bashing other ones! Yeah! But, I suck. So maybe someone should make a thread about me, bashing me relentlessly and pointlessly, while not knowing how hard it is to make these awesome threads.

Woot.

TL:DR

Can I have your stuff?

Originally posted by drajaic

TL:DR

Can I have your stuff?

No! I'm leaving, and taking my ball with me!

(This means I'm not really leaving, and trying to look for pity.)

Originally posted by AndrewGoat

Really, I guess I suck the most.

Agreed.

EVE doesn't suck ! :p

This thread really touched me in ways not known. Thanks! 

Originally posted by AndrewGoat

So yeah. Man, I tried out EVE Online once. God, it sucked. I didn't like the way they had skills set up, and the game just didn't vibe with me, so I cancelled it and stopped playing, and then I went on MMORPG.com's forums, and made this thread about how much it sucked, because everyone just had to know.

And its crazy too, because someone made a very similar thread about that stupid WoW game and how much it sucks, it's just the same grind over and over. Why would anyone play that garbage? I mean, who wants to grind or get gear or play the MMO with the most active people?

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Woot.

Wow much ranting about there is about the suckage out there.

Well always a fun read on some of the garbage threads that are started on here.

that's funny dude, i posted a similar thread

http://www.mmorpg.com/discussion2.cfm/thread/257693/Tired.html

I sense sarcasm, good point though. I'm sure some will beg to differ, but you summed up this forum pretty nicely.

Ever see the episode of Family Guy, Cool High School Stewie.  You should of titled the thread, "No it's lame, everything's lame".

video.clipta.com/Family_Guy_-_Cool_High_School_Stewie__vf780d141617a7ba01ca0

Remember kids, it's cool to be cynical.

I dig it man. Bravo!

Dit

Andrew, that's only your opinion on Eve. I happen to love Eve and so do a lot of other people.

Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap.

Attempt at sarcastic point failed.

Someone call an ambulance please...............................

Originally posted by FC-Famine

This thread really touched me in ways not known. Thanks! 

after all these years, you really DO have a penis! congrats famine!

My vacuum sucks.

I love AndrewGoat

You suck. We all suck. This MMO industry sucks. Life sucks. It's so dark and horrible ... etc etc etc tear drop. 

Awesome post and I think you really nailed the mentality of a good number of posters on here and made me laugh at the same time. You probably should have had a /sarcasm on there as I'm sure you'll get a person or two taking this serious.

Originally posted by LynxJSA

My vacuum sucks.

Is she single? Hook a gamer up ;). 

Awesome!  That about sums it up.

"ALL mmo's suxxors 'cept the one I'm playing and I'm not gonna tell ya which one it is.  It pwnz so much that I'm gonna go to a forum and make "X game suxxors" posts all day instead of playing it!" 

You sir do not suck, I suck. I come from a long line of suckage....my relatives were sailors.

Originally posted by AndrewGoat

Aion is pretty terrible too. I couldn't stand the grind in that game. I mean, once you get higher levels, it's supposed to get easier right? I mean, isn't that the point of these games? And man, I hate how ranged classes on this game are actually superior than melee. I mean, it just isn't right that I have to struggle to kill someone who's main role is to deal ranged damage. I'm supposed to be able to pick melee and destroy everyone with stuns and massive damage, right? Aion is terrible, I cancelled and made threads on 8 accounts about how much it sucks, because man it just sucks. Anything I don't like sucks.

*sighs* Exactly the frame of mind gamers have these days. "MMOs are supposed to be easy!" "We dont wanna grind!"

MMO gamers are spoiled these days imo. Everyone wants everything quick and without much time invested. You would think MMO gamers are all spoiled brat kids....lol. Theres gotta be some folks out there who still enjoy working for rewards isnt there? God, I hope so...    :-/

For those taking this post seriously, I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is meant as a satirical response to threads such as www.mmorpg.com/discussion2.cfm/thread/258073/Why-EVE-sucks.html (and similar for the other games).

 My Girlfriend sucks so hard I think I´ll marry her!