Hey,

I wanted to start this thread in light of all the recent attention good and bad Aion has been recieving to pass the time until launch. This list is for fun and some good laughs and in no way should anyone think or feel its directed towards them. Your welcome to add to it.

You know your a Aion troll when....

1) You have to come onto forums and complain about Aion for no reason.

2) You have to change your identity and insult Aion in secret

3) You pretend to like Aion 1 minute, and then find a stupid reason not to like it later

4) You like to post reviews and only list the cons

5) You think Aion is bad & post numbers and statements with no sources

6) You claim no underwater levels are game breaking

7) You post reviews without playing or doing research

8) You decide not to play because your friends said it was bad

9) You feel you need to constantly remind everyone how much you think wow is better

10) You feel that pvpve actually stands for forced pvp

11) You think no pvp from level 1 reflects a bad game, then go on to say how bad warhammer is.

12) You decide to quote xfire numbers for everything

13) You feel that subscription numbers = fun factor

14) You feel its an asian grinder from asia land

15) You feel its L2 with wings

16) You think its a wow clone

17) You think its L2 with wings and a wow clone

18) You think Aion offers no customization whatsoever

19) You think it looks and feels like (Enter Asian Game Here)

20) You think this list describes you moraly as a player

21) You read this list and take it seriously

Lold

Number 8 is fairly silly, a true friend is there to keep you from making a gaming mistake.

But as joking as this post may be, you know it's going to result in a "You know YOU'RE AN Aion Fanboi when..." post.

23) You think its L3

Haha

WTF dude!  I mean seriously stop hating on us just because we're critical of this WoW clone of a game.  It's no where near what WoW and L2 was with the exception of you get to fly.  Whoopie!  I mean I played for 10 mins and knew right off that this game was going to Fail and will be brought down in a months time.  I mean hah you can't even swim in that game so that pretty much showed me how much of a Fail game this is.  I'm going back to WoW since cataclysm is going to bring about a whole new Engine to play on. 

/sarcasm

But ..... But ...... But .......

24] When you claim there are f2p games that are better then it.

25] When you bash the game because it's not f2p like they thought it would be.

Originally posted by bloodaxes

24] When you claim there are f2p games that are better then it.

25] When you bash the game because it's not f2p like they thought it would be.

I lawl'ed.

Originally posted by SnarlingWolf

Number 8 is fairly silly, a true friend is there to keep you from making a gaming mistake.

 

But as joking as this post may be, you know it's going to result in a "You know YOU'RE AN Aion Fanboi when..." post.

I understand where you coming from on 8), but I honestly find it amusing when players go to other players and say hey, this game sucks dont play it because I find it horrible. And then have that other player run off and word for word repeat what his friend told him, even though he may have enjoyed the game having given it the chance.

I hope they do a fanboi thread It would be funny to read lol.

26) You think Aion is a redneck term for time (Aion to 5 years)

27. You come here specifically to point out Aion uses GameGuard and this is why you refuse to play it. (I wish they would get rid of it too but this arguement has been done to death).

28. You come to the forums to point out that SW:TOR and Guild Wars 2 and any other game 1+ year on the horizon will kill Aion.

29. You claim to see wings in your bowl of cheerios...but only for a short time!

30. You sneer every time you pass a mirror, wishing for slider bars to adjust your face...

31.  Everytime you see the word Aion and Siamese Cat song begins to play in your head.

I'm loving Aion, don't get me wrong, but there is a reason why Letterman has a "Top Ten" and not a "Top Twenty-five". I'm just saying.

Originally posted by MrcdesOwnr

I'm loving Aion, don't get me wrong, but there is a reason why Letterman has a "Top Ten" and not a "Top Twenty-five". I'm just saying.

This is a late night talkshow? Shoot, my bad.

Originally posted by spikers14

Originally posted by MrcdesOwnr

I'm loving Aion, don't get me wrong, but there is a reason why Letterman has a "Top Ten" and not a "Top Twenty-five". I'm just saying.

 

This is a late night talkshow? Shoot, my bad.

Poor attempt at a comeback, but I actually laughed quite hard at your number 30. So you're good.

 

.. you fail at English.

Originally posted by //\\//\\oo

.. you fail at English.

 

Of whom are you speaking?
 

Originally posted by MrcdesOwnr

Originally posted by spikers14

Originally posted by MrcdesOwnr

I'm loving Aion, don't get me wrong, but there is a reason why Letterman has a "Top Ten" and not a "Top Twenty-five". I'm just saying.

 

This is a late night talkshow? Shoot, my bad.

Poor attempt at a comeback, but I actually laughed quite hard at your number 30. So you're good.

 

Lucky escape there spikers14.  I thought for the moment that our lord and master of taste would look down upon you for not aping some format on an utterly different media.

Originally posted by Wakygreek

Hey,

I wanted to start this thread in light of all the recent attention good and bad Aion has been recieving to pass the time until launch. This list is for fun and some good laughs and in no way should anyone think or feel its directed towards them. Your welcome to add to it.

 

You know your a Aion troll when....

 

1) You have to come onto forums and complain about Aion for no reason.

2) You have to change your identity and insult Aion in secret

3) You pretend to like Aion 1 minute, and then find a stupid reason not to like it later

4) You like to post reviews and only list the cons

5) You think Aion is bad & post numbers and statements with no sources

6) You claim no underwater levels are game breaking

7) You post reviews without playing or doing research

8) You decide not to play because your friends said it was bad

9) You feel you need to constantly remind everyone how much you think wow is better

10) You feel that pvpve actually stands for forced pvp

11) You think no pvp from level 1 reflects a bad game, then go on to say how bad warhammer is.

12) You decide to quote xfire numbers for everything

13) You feel that subscription numbers = fun factor

14) You feel its an asian grinder from asia land

15) You feel its L2 with wings

16) You think its a wow clone

17) You think its L2 with wings and a wow clone

18) You think Aion offers no customization whatsoever

19) You think it looks and feels like (Enter Asian Game Here)

20) You think this list describes you moraly as a player

21) You read this list and take it seriously

Very good! But what if I resemble a few or some? does that mean I'm a trans-Aionist?, Identity confused? I've never played L2 or Warhammer, do I discount those? You have alot of patience to think up 21!

Originally posted by MrcdesOwnr

Originally posted by spikers14

Originally posted by MrcdesOwnr

I'm loving Aion, don't get me wrong, but there is a reason why Letterman has a "Top Ten" and not a "Top Twenty-five". I'm just saying.

 

This is a late night talkshow? Shoot, my bad.

Poor attempt at a comeback, but I actually laughed quite hard at your number 30. So you're good.

 

32. you compare it or any facsimile thereof to any TV or real life celluloid entertainment.