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GameSpot: So, how's it going? How was the show?

Ozzy Osbourne: It was fun, I had a lot of fun. It's the first time I got to play with my new guitar player, and gosh he's a really good player. He's come at the right time, because I've got to go out on tour and I'm thinking s*** I've got to get another f****** guitar player. But the band played well, it was good fun. Audience, to be honest with you, [Ozzy's wife and manager] Sharon said, "No interviews at BlizzCon," but I says to Sharon, "But they like me."

I was thinking they'd all be wearing spectacles the size of f****** Coca-Cola bottles, like curly white hair and f****** rimmed glasses, you know the scientist types. But they were f****** great, man. The vibe was there, the kids had a great time. That's the best part of my job, giving them the best time.

GS: How did you hook up with Blizzard in the first place?

OO: You know what? I have not the f****** faintest.

GS: You were in their commercial, yeah?

OO: Was that the one for, what was it?

GS: Wrath of the Lich King. Where they have the Prince of Darkness, and you're kind of the Prince of Darkness...

OO: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know, I did a few adverts. It's fun doing adverts.

GS: And that's not even your only gaming involvement recently. You've got the Guitar Hero cameo, and you've done work for Double Fine's Brutal Legend.

OO: Well, yeah, Sharon goes, "I want you to go here." And I go, "OK, what do I got to do." It's weird because you meet another kind of world, and I feel like a f******--I'm going to have to do some kind of research on what I'm doing, because people come up to me and say, "You are the f****** guy that caused my son to [indiscernible] with that f****** guitar thing." What I can't understand, my son [Jack Osbourne], I can't even turn the f****** TV on half the time. My son, he plays that Warcraft game, and he sits there for f****** three days playing. I say, "You going to get to bed?" and he's, "Oh, no man."

I've got a very highly addictive personality, and I'm afraid that if I do start playing I'll get sucked in. I mean, [indiscernible] AA for f****** computer kids. Mind you, whatever the technology is, someone's always going to take it overboard, you know?

GS: So you weren't expecting any similarities between the gaming community and the people who normally come out to your shows?

OO: When I first came in to do a stage test on Thursday, there were seats everywhere, and I'm thinking, "This ain't going to be a f****** sit-down audience, is it?" And before I went on stage, the band before me [The Artists Formally Known as Level 80 Elite Tauren Chieftain] went on there, and it sounded like they revved up the audience. So I thought, I'll have a good time, that's why I came here, to have a good time. Sometimes they're up, sometimes they're down. I had a great time tonight.

That little kid from Japan, f******-a. He's nine years of age, and he played "Crazy Train" like we f****** play it on the record.

GS: So, let's see, you don't have any experience with games yourself?

OO: Not really. I used to play them in bars. It's been a long time. I don't drink, I haven't drunk in a long time. [Indiscernible] space f****** game.

GS: Space Invaders?

OO: Yeah, I mean, I've got to get into it. My son is [indiscernible] "Yeah, dad, ok, ok, ok." He's in another f****** world.

GS: Do you think that's a bad thing?

OO: You know what? The bad thing about it, I don't know what the f*** I'm doing with them. I can't make a comment without knowing what the f*** I'm talking about. I mean, it's a world that, I'm just lazy. I don't want to take the time to learn how to use a f****** cell phone or a [indiscernible]. It's just my own fault, I mean, I'm dyslexic, I've got attention deficit disorder, so if I don't understand it within the first five minutes, I don't use it again.

GS: Yeah, it's kind of interesting, because people have begun using games for teaching different ways to learn.

OO: I've got to do it. I was talking to a friend of mine, Elton John, and he says to me, "Do you have a cell phone?" And I says, "No." And he goes, "[indiscernible]." And my kids are talking to me [indiscernible] have any brains. And my wife has got one of them iPhones. It's f****** unbelievable. [Indiscernible] there was some music playing on the radio and I thought, "[indiscernible]," and she goes well I'll tell you, and presses the iPhone, puts it up to the f****** music, and he says, "Yeah, it's this." It could f****** tell what was playing.

GS: Oh, right. I've actually got that on my phone as well. Well, I'm getting the signal from your man here. Is there anything else you want to say to our readers?

OO: I don't know. I feel like a f****** dummy sitting here. I don't know what the f*** I'm talking about, I'm just trying to fill the time here. When it comes to the computer, I am so f******...did anyone ever tell you, you look a bit like Steve Martin?

GS: Well, no actually.

OO: Well, you don't!

GS: OK, thanks!

Haha, Im reading that imagining his eyes wide open not blinking, and not quite knowing where he is.

Years of Drug Abuse for ya but we still love him!

My Nan is like that though she's still got a TV from the 80's and she doesn't know how to work a mobile. She just says "I'm too old for that" and walks her dogs lol.

OO: Not really. I used to play them in bars. It's been a long time. I don't drink, I haven't drunk in a long time. [Indiscernible] space f****** game.

Probably my favorite quote from the entire interview.

My goodnees if you took out the F*** word his vocabulary would drop by 10%.

I wonder if he knows what planet he is on.

Sad