Originally posted by cfurlin

Originally posted by Tambourine

So what's the objective in this game?

To get young men with the emotional maturity of a 14 year old all hot and bothered.

So very true, but this concept has been copied from AoC. 

(Oh, I'm the first to compare it to AoC, thank you very much).

waiting for pre-order to be available :|

Lol can we pls have elves in this games plsssssssss. (And no freaking Dwarfs pls.)

This game is so gonna be the perfect game for a 13yrs old horny boy .

Originally posted by Reizla

Originally posted by grunty

Originally posted by Tambourine

So what's the objective in this game?

 

It looks like you're supposed to get horny about text messages related to your 'stable' of Playboy models.

 

...you guys do know that it's only pixels..? :D

All porn is just pixels if you think about it. Unless you are watching it live.

Originally posted by geldonyetich

 

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Playboy Manager blends "the best elements of trading card and turn-based gaming" in a casual browser-based game. You play as the manager of a young model. Compete against other players as you try to achieve your client's goal - to make it as a Playboy Playmate and move into the famous Playboy Mansion.

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Hurray, finally a game where I can fulfill my lifelong dream of taking emotionally dead women and finding the most financially viable means to exploit their bodies with the ultimate goal of making them Hugh Hefner's personal furniture.

 

Well, I was going to say this, but Gel did it so well, I just have to add, QFE...

 How can I farm gold in this game?

Ok here is one since everyone is goofing around.

I hope mounts will be free and not item mall only :D

Will this be skill based or levels?i mean i want to be able to put all my stats into my playmates luck and stam and nothing in WIS or INT.

 Meh, just another WoW-clone. Nothing to see here move along.

Hey, was I the first to call it a WoW-clone?

Originally posted by geldonyetich

 

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Playboy Manager blends "the best elements of trading card and turn-based gaming" in a casual browser-based game. You play as the manager of a young model. Compete against other players as you try to achieve your client's goal - to make it as a Playboy Playmate and move into the famous Playboy Mansion.

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Hurray, finally a game where I can fulfill my lifelong dream of taking emotionally dead women and finding the most financially viable means to exploit their bodies with the ultimate goal of making them Hugh Hefner's personal furniture.

 

you won the thread, I had to log in just to say that.

Originally posted by mrcalhou

I hope it's hardcore and not solo-friendly.

Same.

If it's not FFA PvP with a serious DP I'm not even gonna try and get in CB.

Originally posted by blackhawk432

Things that could improve the game even before coming out:
1. Full Nudity

2. No fucking puzzles, I want boobs, I want boobs now

3. Occasional crude humor.

1. open internet browser

2. ???

3. profit

yes... it happens that fast

sex

oh yes

This surely takes MMO-grinding to a whole new level!

Ok

#1 Don't be an idiot of course you're gonna have to pay for the nude cards. You'll get the skimpy outfits unless you pay.

#2 Sound more my Magic the Gathering than an MMO.

#3 You will most likely get a VERY limited number of girls unless you pay.

There are ZILLIONS of free porn pics online that are extremely easy to find. Why would anyone pay for this?  Now if it were an upgraded, Multiplayer version of the old Playboy Mansion game with MUCH better graphics then sure but this just sound super lame.

If you don't pay, alls you get is Kendra.

pft prolly a grind core

Whats the end game content?

Is it f2p?

Is it CUMMING soon?

Girls Gone Wild Online would pwn this.

Who can get the best pictures of bewbz?!

grow up kiddos.. seriously.. what the fuck is with all that bewbs boobs bewbs shit..

instead of sitting behind ur little screens in moms basement waiting for some fking lame playboy (and yes.. it will suck.. pretty much) pixel mmo to come out.. how about moving ur fat/skinny asses outside and looking for REAL bewbs boobs bewbs.. that you horny mofos can hug 24/7 as it is ''AWESUM'' like 1 said on other thread.. tho dont cum when u kids touch em.. nothing special on those..

gotta hate teenagers.. aint that a bitch..

and soon ill see loads of flaming as i prolly got to the weakspots of those skinny/fat fellas.. hahaha ^^

wow 7400 hours.. omg ultimate nerd detected checking out playboy mmo.. get a life xD

Someone needs to get laid. *cough* >.>

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Originally posted by ZhenChen
grow up kiddos.. seriously.. what the fuck is with all that bewbs boobs bewbs shit..
instead of sitting behind ur little screens in moms basement waiting for some fking lame playboy (and yes.. it will suck.. pretty much) pixel mmo to come out.. how about moving ur fat/skinny asses outside and looking for REAL bewbs boobs bewbs.. that you horny mofos can hug 24/7 as it is ''AWESUM'' like 1 said on other thread.. tho dont cum when u kids touch em.. nothing special on those..
gotta hate teenagers.. aint that a bitch..
 
and soon ill see loads of flaming as i prolly got to the weakspots of those skinny/fat fellas.. hahaha ^^

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Please don't tell them that. I know I don't enjoy some guy being all clingy and especially around my breasts. That's not cool at all. And it's not just teenagers who behave that way, sadly.

Originally posted by ZhenChen

grow up kiddos.. seriously.. what the fuck is with all that bewbs boobs bewbs shit..

instead of sitting behind ur little screens in moms basement waiting for some fking lame playboy (and yes.. it will suck.. pretty much) pixel mmo to come out.. how about moving ur fat/skinny asses outside and looking for REAL bewbs boobs bewbs.. that you horny mofos can hug 24/7 as it is ''AWESUM'' like 1 said on other thread.. tho dont cum when u kids touch em.. nothing special on those..

gotta hate teenagers.. aint that a bitch..

 

and soon ill see loads of flaming as i prolly got to the weakspots of those skinny/fat fellas.. hahaha ^^

Eh, then you have to talk to them and buy them things. This will be much easier.  And cheaper than hookers. Also, more interactive than porn sites.

Can I airbrush my "client" until she doesn't resemble the original in any way?  The endgame is to get a cocktail of 70s era STDs from a hospice patient?  Man, put up the preorder link already!

Seriously, what dusty 54 year old mummy will actually pay for  this game?  Anyone with the tech knowledge to play an MMO already knows that all the nudity in the world is at your fingertips via teh interwebs.  If this game doesn't give me lactating geriatric dwarf amputee scat sex, it lags behind the Googler in every way.

Originally posted by Dekapitator

That's right.I'm definitely gonna check this one out. I hope its a 18+ game with allot of boobs.

Win.

face it.. Even 18+ Those Little Anoying 12 year old's some how make it. Games ruined to them. CSS for 1, age of conan if was good woulda been ruined by them anyway, Hope Global Agenda keeps them away.