" CME kek kel shak! Kree lo tak, Gary Whiting hako kra terak shree! Khestral, komah ata? Lazla! Mak shel lo komo ashma? Shes'ta? Kin'dra? Tim Jenson ona rak ja'do! Re CME ya daru ... AGRICOLA!"

"For you puny humans too weak minded to understand the language of the Gods hear this. I Agricola God of system Tau'ri do demand the total and unconditional surrender of CME. I offer the position of Kin'dra to Khestral for his loyalty to his former master and anyone who surrenders now with Khestral may become a Za'tarc. As for upper managment their fate is sealed, surrender now and you shall have a quick and realatively painless end as I suck out your brains with my magic. Further reducing your puny intellects to the point even Tasos would be considered a genius! If not then my final assault through your Chaapa'ai located in your building may prove to be your end! Choose now puny Humans!

Now I shall give a speech I intend to rally my Jaffa with soon,

"You few, You obedient few, You band of Jaffa. For he today that sheds his
blood for me, Shall be my first prime; be ne'er so vile, This day shall gentle
his condition. And gentlemen in Chulak now abed, Shall think themselves
accursed they were not here, And hold their manhood's cheap whiles any
speaks, That fought with us upon CME independence day.""
 

uh...you see...it...uh...idk

Meanwhile, I am a little disappointed that Shane never got around to stating exactly what we have been saying that is grossly inaccurate. Kyrie pressed him a couple of times, but I don't think he ever answered. Which part was not true?

1. CME is not paying people? True
2. MMOGULS is real? True
3. MMOGULS is a pyramid scheme? True
4. MMOGULS intends to use SGW as part of its stable of games? True
5. Production of SGW is at near standstill? True

Just not sure what we have been discussing that is wrong. I would love to be corrected. I'd admit I was wrong and everything. Oh well.

/derail end

"Then join my Jaffa and I shall allow you to interogate this deceptive Tar you name Shane. Come pledge allegiance to your God and his life shall be yours to do as you please with,

      Ya daru ..... AGRICOLA!"

Now you are just getting silly. These sorts of joke threads really add nothing to this discussion forum.

Originally posted by Raltar

Now you are just getting silly. These sorts of joke threads really add nothing to this discussion forum.

"Why do you speak to me so, when you know I shall PWN you for it?"

actually agricola is one of the reasons i check these boards.

Originally posted by marmz

actually agricola is one of the reasons i check these boards.

"In recognition of your loyalty to your God, I the great and powerfull Agricola shall bestow a gift. Here is a snapshot of some footage taken during tonights assault on CME!"

        "Kalach shal tek, Jaffa Kree!!!"

Agricola1 is the strongest forum troll I've ever seen

Originally posted by Cyborg99

Agricola1 is the strongest forum troll I've ever seen

"To quote my first prime, untamed equines could not drag my omnipotent being away!"

i love it when people write and make threads to devs and think they actualy come on here and read lol

Originally posted by Raizeen

i love it when people write and make threads to devs and think they actualy come on here and read lol

Yeah, that's so stupid. Oh wait The President of CME did come to these forums and answer our questions. I guess it's not so much of a question of Agricola being stupid as it is a question of you being uninformed.

But mostly, I come to MMORPG.com to discuss SGW because this forum is not censored of all negativity. I lurk at Ten Ton Hammer and would discuss there, but it looks like the editors took so much heat for reporting that CME was not paying employees and that MMOGULS was a pyramid scheme that they decided just to stop talking about the game. Turns out their reports were true, too. Huh.

Originally posted by Raizeen

i love it when people write and make threads to devs and think they actualy come on here and read lol

"MUAH HAH HAH, I have just been informed by one of my tar slaves that the proper response is PWNT!"

the two month "president" that got laid off, knew nothing about the game, the company, the official forums, the business plan. anything.

Shane was the only one left willing to take the position when the board was asking for volunteer for president. CME HR policies seem to be the Dilbert Principal run a-muck. Take your useless employees an shuffle them to the area where they will do the least damage, Mangagement.

Agricola would you please shut up before i recreate some replicators and sneak some onto a few of your Ha'tak's??? 

Originally posted by Alxgranger

Agricola would you please shut up before i recreate some replicators and sneak some onto a few of your Ha'tak's??? 

"Insolent tar! Those metal spiders are no match for my omnipotence, the magic of the Gods is all powerfull. However only that tar Whiting would be both cowardly and reckless enough to resort to such a foolish measure. I understand that you have been starved and mistreated by your master and after four months without a decent meal you are no doubt delusional, prepared to resort to a method that could destroy you also.

Join me tar and you shall have the protection of your God, kneel before the hand of Agricola and I shall feed you well and show you pleasures you have only dreamed of. Anger your God and you shall be crushed alongside all the other malnourished and puny tar that are deluded enough to believe they can stop me.

Besides I have many allies that wish to see the end of Whiting, one of them has provided me with information concerning the metal spiders. Your threats have seemed to enrage her and she requests I transmit a message to you and all puny humans that would make threats towards myself,

so I suggest you consider my offer Tar. Kneel before your God, or drink deep from the well of nothingness ... MUAH HAH HAH!!!

YA DARU ..... AGRICOLA ...  MUAH HAH HAH HAH!"

I think you need to do one for this agricola:

http://www.jiibe.com/companies/cheyenne-mountain-entertainment

Quote:

Even if the customer isn't always right, their needs are usually taken care of over the needs of the employees.

Even the best economists acknowledge that in the long term we're all dead - so this company is mainly consumed with achieving short term objectives.

Information may flow on the superhighway but inside this company it hides behind toll gates and scurries between the shadows of underground tunnels.

You might not all sing Kumbaya together at the start of every workday but you do spend a lot of your time in a team environment where there's a high degree of cooperation.

Click here for the complete Jiibe Summary

Agricola1 - do you want CME to end or Whiting to end or both - not clear from your posts?  You are by far the most entertaining person on these forums - but if it is CME you want dead - why?  If it is Gary - then you have lots of company.

Originally posted by orgill3

Agricola1 - do you want CME to end or Whiting to end or both - not clear from your posts?  You are by far the most entertaining person on these forums - but if it is CME you want dead - why?  If it is Gary - then you have lots of company.

"I Agricola the all powerfull God of system Tau'ri wish to conquer CME to remove the incompetent Whiting. CME is merely a puppet of the one you call Whiting, once removed I doubt CME will be able to produce tribute to myself. If tribute had been paid in a timely and respectfull manner last year it would not be so. However it is so now, and I Agricola the wise and mighty shall leave enough from my assault so that another company that is intelligent enough to offer regular tribute to their God shall resume work. If that means former slave workers of Whiting be once again used then I shall release the ones I've captured as a jesture of good will.

I have nothing against the mindless puny humans Whiting has turned into malnourished slaves, aslong as they honour their God they may live and work for money again on the project.

                        Ya wan, Ya daru .............. AGRICOLA!"

All very entertaining BUT while we entertain the troops, our favorite Chairman has managed to pay some people at CME and MMOGULS. The MMOGULS scam is running as fast as it can, just ahead of CME.. Problem is, they have nothing to sell until CME catchjes up.. StarGate Battles is the topic of company discussions right now.

The "Man" is trying to raise the funds to satisfy a few vendors, employees, and some needs of his own, finish a low tier StarGate Worlds, sell it through MMOGULS and try to bank a while before he goes under or until another group of guppies swim in..

Originally posted by SemperFiVet

All very entertaining BUT while we entertain the troops, our favorite Chairman has managed to pay some people at CME and MMOGULS. The MMOGULS scam is running as fast as it can, just ahead of CME.. Problem is, they have nothing to sell until CME catchjes up.. StarGate Battles is the topic of company discussions right now.

The "Man" is trying to raise the funds to satisfy a few vendors, employees, and some needs of his own, finish a low tier StarGate Worlds, sell it through MMOGULS and try to bank a while before he goes under or until another group of guppies swim in..

"I Agricola God of system Tau'ri and ruler of the Earth and all Tar slaves upon it have noticed this activity from the traitor know as Whiting. Despite my last assault he continues to delude himself playing in his bunker with armies that have long since disbanded. Holding on with false hope to strategies no longer within his ability to execute. It is only a matter of time before he realizes the inevitable, I decided to send one of my Tar diplomats to convince Whiting to surrender now,

Perhaps now he may understand?"

((Disclaimer: This image referrs to no one either living or dead and any resemblence to anyone either living or dead is purely coincidental.))

Looks like somebody has forgotten  to take thier medication today.  j/k

I was really looking foward to seeing SGW come out.  Hopefully they will get things in order pretty soon.

If they're smart, they'll only surrender to Goddess Amanda.

"I Agricola God of system Tau'ri have almost finished off the traitors, the lights are no longer on at CME after my last valiant assault. Only last night did the lights go down and Whiting skulked into the shadows and now his First Prime, the foul one named Jenson is holdin out. After reading reports gathered from his former slaves it seems they were given no sustinance and put into forced labour. While I agree with forced labour I find it foolish not to feed your puny human slaves!

Last night my own First Prime went through the Chappa'ai and did an intensive sweep of the now darkened building. He found and was attacked by what seems to be reffered to as a "code monkey", a developer that no doubt types in code for his master. I shall transmit this image of my first prime being attacked by what is believed to be the last "Code monkey" at CME,

A most disturbing transmission and proof of the evil magic used by Whiting and Jenson to force already expired slaves to continue constructing their monstrosity.

Until next time puny Humans,

Ya Wan, Ya, Daru .... AGRICOLA!!!!!!! MUAH HAH HAH AHAH AHAHA"

BTW: Samantha says hello!