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sanders01

Novice Member

Joined: 7/05/08
Posts: 1357

To each his own.

5/31/09 4:10:16 PM#26

 Excellent post. 

+1

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Sneakers05

Novice Member

Joined: 12/10/08
Posts: 323

http://helpourfuture.blogspot.com/

save our future.

 
5/31/09 4:12:16 PM#27

Thanks guys for all your advice, i decided to reroll a orc warrior, and he will be as swift as a coursing river...with all the force of a great typhoon with the strength of a raging fire, as mysterious as the dark side of northrend...

http://helpourfuture.blogspot.com/

save our future.

demolishIX

Apprentice Member

Joined: 11/03/05
Posts: 632

A battle is won but the war rages on.

5/31/09 4:13:46 PM#28

 That is nothing,my WoW guild required us to all be naked in RL and oiled up before each raid or we would get kicked from the guild,it was a realy hard-core and manly guild.

Kainis

Novice Member

Joined: 9/10/08
Posts: 356

5/31/09 4:16:12 PM#29

I am not so worried about WoW, as I am both the OP's guild AND the OP himself. I mean, seriously, these are our leaders of tomorrow. I can hear the presidential speeches now...

 

To the OP, suck it up, learn your class, decide which kind of shaman you want to be yourself, and then be that. If the guild won't let you be that, just /gquit, and find one that will. Play for yourself, not other people.

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DeadeX

Novice Member

Joined: 3/12/06
Posts: 172

5/31/09 4:19:14 PM#30

You sound like a big noob to me, and your leader sounds like a bigger noob for recruiting you in the first place.

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Shiva_Shadow

Novice Member

Joined: 5/30/09
Posts: 217

The wind carries with it all things forgotten.

5/31/09 4:20:07 PM#31
Originally posted by demolishIX

 That is nothing,my WoW guild required us to all be naked in RL and oiled up before each raid or we would get kicked from the guild,it was a realy hard-core and manly guild.

 

LMAO!!!!

<pictures it in her head>  OH NO!! I'M BLIND!!!

Wickedjelly

Apprentice Member

Joined: 4/19/09
Posts: 750

5/31/09 4:23:19 PM#32

At least it wasn't totally ruined.  Good to see the level of some people's gullibility can persevere over anything-even being straight out told the deal.

XD

Thanks Sneak, made my work day go by faster. Good stuff

qombi

Elite Member

Joined: 7/09/04
Posts: 924

5/31/09 4:27:20 PM#33
Originally posted by oddjobs74

OP,

Your story does not justify saying WoW is lame. You should roll a horde toon and get out of the 13 year old alliance guilds. Alliance  guilds run by 13 year olds is what is lame.

My advice is this: Roll a horde toon, then join a guild that has adults in it. Then, be a man, and of course, "be swift as a coursing river..with all the force of a great typhoon..with the strength of a raging fire...as mysterious as the dark side of the moooooon...BE A MAN"...and have fun.
 

 

 

I believe the original poster was making a joke post. I didn't find it real funny but I believe that is what was being attempted. I guess I would have be younger to get it. 

KillerEwok

Advanced Member

Joined: 8/23/06
Posts: 119

5/31/09 4:27:58 PM#34

mulan was fucking awesome

Neytea

Novice Member

Joined: 12/28/05
Posts: 2

5/31/09 4:32:26 PM#35

Dude, the game isn't lame because your guild kicked you. You might blame it on your guild, and I'd be fine. But WoW isn't lame because some dude who pays them booted you.

Ilvaldyr

Elite Member

Joined: 8/31/08
Posts: 1373

I'm in ur MMO.
Soloin' ur mobs.

5/31/09 4:34:07 PM#36

This is a funny post.

Not so much for the OP; but more for the responses of the people who really need to raise their awareness of the trolling behaviours of the interwebz and learn to recognise a joke post.

I should also add that in my raiding guild, we all had to bare our left nipples to the webcam in order to gain access to Ventrilo; the guild master had a nipple database on a laptop and performed visual confirmations to ensure that we were not infiltrated by unindoctrinated nubcaaaakes.

CyberWiz

Elite Member

Joined: 8/21/03
Posts: 760

The price for freedom is eternal vigilance

5/31/09 4:43:23 PM#37

I enjoyed reading that, and it has alot of truth in it :p

Cyberwiz aka CyberGh0st aka Mentakh
Currently playing EVE Online
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Loke666

Elite Member

Joined: 10/29/07
Posts: 3429

5/31/09 4:43:51 PM#38
Originally posted by DeadeX

You sound like a big noob to me, and your leader sounds like a bigger noob for recruiting you in the first place.

 

Ehrm, the leader doesn't really have to be the guy recruiting him. Also some of the best guild members I had started out as noobs and was quickly tutored into competent people. And the leader fired him after he made a misstake, that doesn't sound like a noob to me.

The OP is a noob but remember that everyone has been a noob once and everyone needs a different time to get good. Tutoring and helping out new guild members helps a lot.

Kraiser

Apprentice Member

Joined: 8/21/03
Posts: 13

5/31/09 4:45:03 PM#39

Looks like you need to get more experience and watch more Disney movies before your raid will take you back.

Dubel

Apprentice Member

Joined: 8/28/06
Posts: 134

5/31/09 4:48:09 PM#40
Originally posted by Sneakers05

My guild leader was like lets get down to buisness...tonight..we raid ulduar..then I was but i dont think Im ready...he was like shut up you noob...you`re the saddest nub..I have ever met..but you can bet before were through...I will make a man out of your shaman, I was like but I am already a man then he was like DIE...

Then he made me go to our shaman class leader for more training...he was like set your skill rotation to increase your DPS..i was like hey i think i got it...oooh look out a...mobbbb..then my guild leader said your a spineless pale pathetic noob..and you havent got a clue..some how ill make a man out of your shamannnnn...

I was like Omg this is worse then death..i hope this guild doesnt screw me out of loot..then he was like whats wrong nub out of mana? I was like i cant believe these virgins....the guild told me I better watch just what i say...

The entire guild was then like your lightening bolt spell haste must be swift as a coursing river..with all the spell power of a great typhoon...with all the spell hit of a raging fire..mysterious as the dark side of the moooon...

The guild leader was like time is racing forward...until we.... raidddd...so shut the hell up shaman and keep on training so you might survive...I was like am i ready yet? He was like no noob no your not...I was like how bout now..he was like NO GOD DAMN IT YOU NOOOB....

Then as I was training they were like you must be a man you are...You must be swift as a coursing river..with all the force of a great typhoon..with the strength of a raging fire...as mysterious as the dark side of the moooooon...BE A MAN...

Then as they took me to ulduar I was like I must be swift as a coursing river...be a man...with all the force of a great typhoon... .. be a man...with the strength of a raging fire...mysterious as the dark side of the moooon

Thats when I accidentally agroed the Flame Leviathan and wiped the raid by mistake and was /gkicked.

Is that fair?

Sounds fair to me.  Sounds like you where lucky to even get accepted into a guild.
 

clwoods

Novice Member

Joined: 10/20/08
Posts: 628

People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.
-Bob Dylan-

5/31/09 5:16:24 PM#41
Originally posted by DeadeX

You sound like a big noob to me, and your leader sounds like a bigger noob for recruiting you in the first place.

 

His post   ---------------

Your head _________

See the difference?

Carl132p

Novice Member

Joined: 5/12/06
Posts: 429

5/31/09 5:21:50 PM#42
Originally posted by Loke666
Originally posted by DeadeX

You sound like a big noob to me, and your leader sounds like a bigger noob for recruiting you in the first place.

 

Ehrm, the leader doesn't really have to be the guy recruiting him. Also some of the best guild members I had started out as noobs and was quickly tutored into competent people. And the leader fired him after he made a misstake, that doesn't sound like a noob to me.

The OP is a noob but remember that everyone has been a noob once and everyone needs a different time to get good. Tutoring and helping out new guild members helps a lot.

 

STOP IT. NOW!  your posting confuses and infuriates me. I can't tell if you are joking, and if you aren't you fail at reading threads and are also retarded. If you are, good game and well played.

This is a message to the general populace of MMORPG.com as it is literally a black hole of fun that once you are swallowed up by, it is very hard to escape and makes everything in gaming a little less fun. Best thing you can do is do your own research and stop reading these boards because nothing will ever be good enough and everything will suck always forever if it makes its way into a discussion here.

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5/31/09 8:23:50 PM#43

Satire...or ?

talamanthon

Novice Member

Joined: 6/07/05
Posts: 38

5/31/09 8:29:58 PM#44
Originally posted by Sneakers05

My guild leader was like lets get down to buisness...tonight..we raid ulduar..then I was but i dont think Im ready...he was like shut up you noob...you`re the saddest nub..I have ever met..but you can bet before were through...I will make a man out of your shaman, I was like but I am already a man then he was like DIE...

Then he made me go to our shaman class leader for more training...he was like set your skill rotation to increase your DPS..i was like hey i think i got it...oooh look out a...mobbbb..then my guild leader said your a spineless pale pathetic noob..and you havent got a clue..some how ill make a man out of your shamannnnn...

I was like Omg this is worse then death..i hope this guild doesnt screw me out of loot..then he was like whats wrong nub out of mana? I was like i cant believe these virgins....the guild told me I better watch just what i say...

The entire guild was then like your lightening bolt spell haste must be swift as a coursing river..with all the spell power of a great typhoon...with all the spell hit of a raging fire..mysterious as the dark side of the moooon...

The guild leader was like time is racing forward...until we.... raidddd...so shut the hell up shaman and keep on training so you might survive...I was like am i ready yet? He was like no noob no your not...I was like how bout now..he was like NO GOD DAMN IT YOU NOOOB....

Then as I was training they were like you must be a man you are...You must be swift as a coursing river..with all the force of a great typhoon..with the strength of a raging fire...as mysterious as the dark side of the moooooon...BE A MAN...

Then as they took me to ulduar I was like I must be swift as a coursing river...be a man...with all the force of a great typhoon... .. be a man...with the strength of a raging fire...mysterious as the dark side of the moooon

Thats when I accidentally agroed the Flame Leviathan and wiped the raid by mistake and was /gkicked.

Is that fair?


 

You realize this won't change anything. I tell you what I for one wouldn't want to be in any guild that treated anyone like that. If anything this should teach you to be independent and make your own destiny. Why choose to follow others? Create your own path and make your own guild. Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and move on time to grow up and be a man.

hooks

Novice Member

Joined: 8/20/07
Posts: 38

5/31/09 8:33:05 PM#45
Originally posted by Sneakers05

My guild leader was like lets get down to buisness...tonight..we raid ulduar..then I was but i dont think Im ready...he was like shut up you noob...you`re the saddest nub..I have ever met..but you can bet before were through...I will make a man out of your shaman, I was like but I am already a man then he was like DIE...

Then he made me go to our shaman class leader for more training...he was like set your skill rotation to increase your DPS..i was like hey i think i got it...oooh look out a...mobbbb..then my guild leader said your a spineless pale pathetic noob..and you havent got a clue..some how ill make a man out of your shamannnnn...

I was like Omg this is worse then death..i hope this guild doesnt screw me out of loot..then he was like whats wrong nub out of mana? I was like i cant believe these virgins....the guild told me I better watch just what i say...

The entire guild was then like your lightening bolt spell haste must be swift as a coursing river..with all the spell power of a great typhoon...with all the spell hit of a raging fire..mysterious as the dark side of the moooon...

The guild leader was like time is racing forward...until we.... raidddd...so shut the hell up shaman and keep on training so you might survive...I was like am i ready yet? He was like no noob no your not...I was like how bout now..he was like NO GOD DAMN IT YOU NOOOB....

Then as I was training they were like you must be a man you are...You must be swift as a coursing river..with all the force of a great typhoon..with the strength of a raging fire...as mysterious as the dark side of the moooooon...BE A MAN...

Then as they took me to ulduar I was like I must be swift as a coursing river...be a man...with all the force of a great typhoon... .. be a man...with the strength of a raging fire...mysterious as the dark side of the moooon

Thats when I accidentally agroed the Flame Leviathan and wiped the raid by mistake and was /gkicked.

Is that fair?

 

cool story bro

And yes its fair, your a pathetic nub.

talismen351

Hard Core Member

Joined: 11/01/07
Posts: 1081

"Easy" only equals "better" for crack addicts and MMORPG developers.

5/31/09 8:38:57 PM#46
Originally posted by Zerocyde

This has to be a troll, no one on earth is this bad at typing.


 

Of course it is a troll post....it is Sneakers05. He takes every chance he has to put down one game or the other...just look at the forums outside of WoW.

Tho sneakers...gotta give ya credit...one of your better troll posts!

Fariic

Elite Member

Joined: 7/29/04
Posts: 1541

5/31/09 8:47:34 PM#47
Originally posted by Sneakers05

Then as I was training they were like you must be a man you are...You must be swift as a coursing river..with all the force of a great typhoon..with the strength of a raging fire...as mysterious as the dark side of the moooooon...BE A MAN...

Then as they took me to ulduar I was like I must be swift as a coursing river...be a man...with all the force of a great typhoon... .. be a man...with the strength of a raging fire...mysterious as the dark side of the moooon

Thats when I accidentally agroed the Flame Leviathan and wiped the raid by mistake and was /gkicked.

Is that fair?

It started out bad.
Then I get to the end and I lol for real.

Funny stuff.
 

DeadeX

Novice Member

Joined: 3/12/06
Posts: 172

6/01/09 10:21:51 AM#48
Originally posted by clwoods
Originally posted by DeadeX

You sound like a big noob to me, and your leader sounds like a bigger noob for recruiting you in the first place.

 

His post   ---------------

Your head _________

See the difference?

 

I figured OP was joking, thus i made a post like this. I'm no the rude kind of guy going around calling others noobs unless it's a joking matter wich this very, very obviously is.

edit: i was nice and removed the your head comment

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bmdevine

Apprentice Member

Joined: 4/09/09
Posts: 430

6/01/09 10:26:55 AM#49

Anyone who thinks the OP was serious should log out immediately and go outside and get some fresh air.

Beazt

Novice Member

Joined: 11/14/08
Posts: 209

6/01/09 10:41:24 AM#50

bad.... .... typing.... and.. ... annoying... .. to... read...

but still funny... +1/2


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