Glad you like it, but the quests are for the handicap people, who cant figure things out. Stay away from those.

Originally posted by Devour

I then started getting ready to return to town, but as I was halfway there, a mounted player came out of nowhere and killed me, making me lose the past couple of hours of hardwork. But, me, being the hardcore man with big swinging balls I am, manned up and only sent a few hate tells to him, followed by only about half an hour of crying, before trying again.

 Couple hours of hardwork? What an idiot, you didn't even go bank after acquiring as much loot as that. It's your own fault that you got yourself ganked and lost all that stuff. You know the world in this game is unsafe and yet you don't get smarter

Originally posted by wyrdaskolir

Originally posted by Devour

I then started getting ready to return to town, but as I was halfway there, a mounted player came out of nowhere and killed me, making me lose the past couple of hours of hardwork. But, me, being the hardcore man with big swinging balls I am, manned up and only sent a few hate tells to him, followed by only about half an hour of crying, before trying again.

 Couple hours of hardwork? What an idiot, you didn't even go bank after acquiring as much loot as that. It's your own fault that you got yourself ganked and lost all that stuff. You know the world in this game is unsafe and yet you don't get smarter

um... i'm almost certain the op didn't even buy the game, based upon the tone OF the op.

but i think you just proved a point.

ROFL,

Jim.

Originally posted by Devour

I was wrong all along! Darkfall is the best game of the century! I have just bought it because the shop was open, and it's so much fun! I made a dwarf, and customised him, it has so much choice, like I can change his beard, but not it's colour, because this game has so many choices! My feet were amazingly textured, honestly, they were almost like a real dwarf's feet, as it should be in an entirely sandbox game.

So, I made my character, and CHOSE to get a quest to go get goblins, because I've read all the threads and stuff and they said I should go kill goblins, and maybe get a quest to do it because I'll get a staff and stuff. I'm glad it gave me the choice to go kill goblins, unlike in other games where the developer comes into my house and holds a gun to my temple if I don't do their starting quests, like WoW. I know, I used to be a WoW carebear pussy, but now I'm not, because this game is so hardcore, with it's full loot and naked fighting. Everyone knows only real men fight naked.

Talking about hardcore, my character definitely is. The trees around me were swaying at almost forty-five degrees with the full force of the wind blowing by, and he was just standing there, looking cool and mean. I gave him a red mohawk, and a white beard. Well, I didn't really give him a white beard, I just couldn't change the colour, but it gave me so many character customisation choices! The gameworld is so hardcore, not like WoW's cartoony kitty woman graphics, with characters models looking like they're different from each other! No, Darkfall Online is hardcore, with lots of brown and dark green, like I've just been puked up after a night of heavy drinking / drug taking. I don't know about you, but I don't think there's anything more hardcore than that.

So, yeah, I got to the goblins, and I killed them for a bit, but people kept taking my stuff, so I went and downloaded an autoloot hack and managed to go on my merry way to completing the quest. I'm intelligent and witty and gorgeous, so I made sure to be stocked up on Darkfall knowledge before I started the game, because that's how real men do things, so I knew that - if I hit another player - other players could kill me without reprecussion. So, whenever people came nearby, I switched to the overhead attack. I really have to give it to Aventurine, they managed to REALLY make the two moves feel completely different, and gave us lots of choice in this litterbox. I mean, one's an overhead, and one's horizontal! I don't know what people were complaining about with lack of moves, these moves are completely and utterly different! Cleverly balanced and well made, Aventurine should be given money.

I then started getting ready to return to town, but as I was halfway there, a mounted player came out of nowhere and killed me, making me lose the past couple of hours of hardwork. But, me, being the hardcore man with big swinging balls I am, manned up and only sent a few hate tells to him, followed by only about half an hour of crying, before trying again.

I have to say, I was completely wrong, this game is completely different to what I thought it was going to be like, and - because I am a macho man and very intelligent and beautiful and not hated by anyone at all they were just lying when they said that I'm sure she said it but who was phone?

Aventurine have done a job on this, and I am utterly amazed how few people can truly realise what a game this is. Carry on, if you must, but the reckoning will come soon, and then you'll realise you were wrong all along.

LOL, good laugh!

You should of put a disclaimer before your text:

WARNING!!! The following read will cause severe sarcasm overdose.

Originally posted by Devour

I was wrong all along! Darkfall is the best game of the century! I have just bought it because the shop was open, and it's so much fun! I made a dwarf, and customised him, it has so much choice, like I can change his beard, but not it's colour, because this game has so many choices! My feet were amazingly textured, honestly, they were almost like a real dwarf's feet, as it should be in an entirely sandbox game.

So, I made my character, and CHOSE to get a quest to go get goblins, because I've read all the threads and stuff and they said I should go kill goblins, and maybe get a quest to do it because I'll get a staff and stuff. I'm glad it gave me the choice to go kill goblins, unlike in other games where the developer comes into my house and holds a gun to my temple if I don't do their starting quests, like WoW. I know, I used to be a WoW carebear pussy, but now I'm not, because this game is so hardcore, with it's full loot and naked fighting. Everyone knows only real men fight naked.

Talking about hardcore, my character definitely is. The trees around me were swaying at almost forty-five degrees with the full force of the wind blowing by, and he was just standing there, looking cool and mean. I gave him a red mohawk, and a white beard. Well, I didn't really give him a white beard, I just couldn't change the colour, but it gave me so many character customisation choices! The gameworld is so hardcore, not like WoW's cartoony kitty woman graphics, with characters models looking like they're different from each other! No, Darkfall Online is hardcore, with lots of brown and dark green, like I've just been puked up after a night of heavy drinking / drug taking. I don't know about you, but I don't think there's anything more hardcore than that.

So, yeah, I got to the goblins, and I killed them for a bit, but people kept taking my stuff, so I went and downloaded an autoloot hack and managed to go on my merry way to completing the quest. I'm intelligent and witty and gorgeous, so I made sure to be stocked up on Darkfall knowledge before I started the game, because that's how real men do things, so I knew that - if I hit another player - other players could kill me without reprecussion. So, whenever people came nearby, I switched to the overhead attack. I really have to give it to Aventurine, they managed to REALLY make the two moves feel completely different, and gave us lots of choice in this litterbox. I mean, one's an overhead, and one's horizontal! I don't know what people were complaining about with lack of moves, these moves are completely and utterly different! Cleverly balanced and well made, Aventurine should be given money.

I then started getting ready to return to town, but as I was halfway there, a mounted player came out of nowhere and killed me, making me lose the past couple of hours of hardwork. But, me, being the hardcore man with big swinging balls I am, manned up and only sent a few hate tells to him, followed by only about half an hour of crying, before trying again.

I have to say, I was completely wrong, this game is completely different to what I thought it was going to be like, and - because I am a macho man and very intelligent and beautiful and not hated by anyone at all they were just lying when they said that I'm sure she said it but who was phone?

Aventurine have done a job on this, and I am utterly amazed how few people can truly realise what a game this is. Carry on, if you must, but the reckoning will come soon, and then you'll realise you were wrong all along.

Omg ! Devour I'm soo sorry ..... I was wrong all along !! 
 

/sarcasm on

... your not the biggest forum Troll on mmorpg.com after all, and silly me for even thinking it !!  Omg I'm sooo sorry !

/sarcasm off

Oh and Btw did'nt you know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit ? ..... oh never mind I guess you did ..

L2P U NOOB

Sorry, had to say that, now I can also feel that - I GOT BALLS OF STEEL.

 LOOL Funny stuff awesome post. 

Originally posted by summitus

Omg ! Devour I'm soo sorry ..... I was wrong all along !! 
 

/sarcasm on

... your not the biggest forum Troll on mmorpg.com after all, and silly me for even thinking it !!  Omg I'm sooo sorry !

/sarcasm off

Oh and Btw did'nt you know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit ? ..... oh never mind I guess you did ..

go awai troll

we not want ur kinds here

EDIT: got rid off punctuation errors

Originally posted by Izure

Glad you like it, but the quests are for the handicap people, who cant figure things out. Stay away from those.

Izure! I want to be the very best, the best that ever was! To PK people is my test, to train them cunnilingus! DARKFALL! Our hearts so true, our hardness will pull us through! You kill me and I kill you! DARKFALLLLLLLL! Gotta kill 'em all, DARKFALL!

plx, Izure! Learn me better.

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Originally posted by Devour

Originally posted by Izure

Glad you like it, but the quests are for the handicap people, who cant figure things out. Stay away from those.

 

Izure! I want to be the very best, the best that ever was! To PK people is my test, to train them cunnilingus! DARKFALL! Our hearts so true, our hardness will pull us through! You kill me and I kill you! DARKFALLLLLLLL! Gotta kill 'em all, DARKFALL!

plx, Izure! Learn me better.

Pokémon? What a masterpiece.

Originally posted by Devour

Originally posted by summitus

Omg ! Devour I'm soo sorry ..... I was wrong all along !! 
 

/sarcasm on

... your not the biggest forum Troll on mmorpg.com after all, and silly me for even thinking it !!  Omg I'm sooo sorry !

/sarcasm off

Oh and Btw did'nt you know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit ? ..... oh never mind I guess you did ..

 

go awai troll

we not want ur kinds here

EDIT: got rid off punctuation errors

I Award your thread.       +  ... for effort , Teachers final comments ..... Could do better !!

.... better at sarcasm that is , you have to clever to make it wothwhile ...

Originally posted by summitus

I Award your thread.       +  ... for effort , Teachers final comments ..... Could do better !!

.... better at sarcasm that is , you have to clever to make it wothwhile ...

I SORRY I NOT WOTHWHILE ENOUGH TO HAVE CLEVER!

Originally posted by Devour

Originally posted by summitus

I Award your thread.       +  ... for effort , Teachers final comments ..... Could do better !!

.... better at sarcasm that is , you have to clever to make it wothwhile ...

 

I SORRY I NOT WOTHWHILE ENOUGH TO HAVE CLEVER!

if you really want to reach summitus with words, use vulgar mmo leet speak. (but capslock and primate grammar is a good start tho)

Originally posted by Devour

Originally posted by summitus

Omg ! Devour I'm soo sorry ..... I was wrong all along !! 
 

/sarcasm on

... your not the biggest forum Troll on mmorpg.com after all, and silly me for even thinking it !!  Omg I'm sooo sorry !

/sarcasm off

Oh and Btw did'nt you know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit ? ..... oh never mind I guess you did ..

 

go awai troll

we not want ur kinds here

EDIT: got rid off punctuation errors

That made me cry.
lol.

Funny stuff.
I  have to ask though.

Did you actually buy the game?
Shame on you if you did.

Hahaha such a true post. Good job, gave me a good laugh

LOL very funny post! I am really glad I missed this game and didnt lose $ on it. It makes me think about old school flash gordon with taht game where they had this box with holes and a poison snake inside somewhere and you are to put your hand in as it locks you to the wrist. Talk about Fun! WooHoo! lets play DarkFall!

 Reading the posts on here is more fun than the game :)

(Yes I did waste $50 on the game... I miss those $50 :) )

Oh My.. The Internets.. What can't it do??