I was wrong all along! Darkfall is the best game of the century! I have just bought it because the shop was open, and it's so much fun! I made a dwarf, and customised him, it has so much choice, like I can change his beard, but not it's colour, because this game has so many choices! My feet were amazingly textured, honestly, they were almost like a real dwarf's feet, as it should be in an entirely sandbox game.

So, I made my character, and CHOSE to get a quest to go get goblins, because I've read all the threads and stuff and they said I should go kill goblins, and maybe get a quest to do it because I'll get a staff and stuff. I'm glad it gave me the choice to go kill goblins, unlike in other games where the developer comes into my house and holds a gun to my temple if I don't do their starting quests, like WoW. I know, I used to be a WoW carebear pussy, but now I'm not, because this game is so hardcore, with it's full loot and naked fighting. Everyone knows only real men fight naked.

Talking about hardcore, my character definitely is. The trees around me were swaying at almost forty-five degrees with the full force of the wind blowing by, and he was just standing there, looking cool and mean. I gave him a red mohawk, and a white beard. Well, I didn't really give him a white beard, I just couldn't change the colour, but it gave me so many character customisation choices! The gameworld is so hardcore, not like WoW's cartoony kitty woman graphics, with characters models looking like they're different from each other! No, Darkfall Online is hardcore, with lots of brown and dark green, like I've just been puked up after a night of heavy drinking / drug taking. I don't know about you, but I don't think there's anything more hardcore than that.

So, yeah, I got to the goblins, and I killed them for a bit, but people kept taking my stuff, so I went and downloaded an autoloot hack and managed to go on my merry way to completing the quest. I'm intelligent and witty and gorgeous, so I made sure to be stocked up on Darkfall knowledge before I started the game, because that's how real men do things, so I knew that - if I hit another player - other players could kill me without reprecussion. So, whenever people came nearby, I switched to the overhead attack. I really have to give it to Aventurine, they managed to REALLY make the two moves feel completely different, and gave us lots of choice in this litterbox. I mean, one's an overhead, and one's horizontal! I don't know what people were complaining about with lack of moves, these moves are completely and utterly different! Cleverly balanced and well made, Aventurine should be given money.

I then started getting ready to return to town, but as I was halfway there, a mounted player came out of nowhere and killed me, making me lose the past couple of hours of hardwork. But, me, being the hardcore man with big swinging balls I am, manned up and only sent a few hate tells to him, followed by only about half an hour of crying, before trying again.

I have to say, I was completely wrong, this game is completely different to what I thought it was going to be like, and - because I am a macho man and very intelligent and beautiful and not hated by anyone at all they were just lying when they said that I'm sure she said it but who was phone?

Aventurine have done a job on this, and I am utterly amazed how few people can truly realise what a game this is. Carry on, if you must, but the reckoning will come soon, and then you'll realise you were wrong all along.

This post had so much sarcasm in it baby Jesus wept tears of blood.

 Well written sarcasm :)

A+

I saw a Devour post and initially thought, "Not worth the effort to even click on it."

I'm glad I did because I was wrong. Very wrong.

This post was one of the most entertaining that I have read on this board in a while.

Originally posted by Frostbite05

Originally posted by Devour

Originally posted by Locklain

This post had so much sarcasm in it baby Jesus wept tears of blood.

 

OMG HATER TROLL CAREBEAR

plz no haterz in dis thread only tru darkfal brothas

 

Rofl I'm glad you like the game but the general concesus is that it really bad. This heavily includes people who actually played the game. We aren't carebears we just know when a game isn't worth the money. Btw next time learn to speak/type english I lost a few braincells reading your post.

Sigh...

sorry to drop the reality bomb on yall

LOL. I never log into this site anymore, and even had to look up my password just so I could say thats one of the best posts ever.  Even though im playing and I like darkfall that post is so true.   Im still LMAO, ive felt the same way so many time.

Originally posted by Frostbite05

sorry to drop the reality bomb on yall

Go awai, troll! I'm going to report your post over 9000 times!

EDIT: No, wait, instead I'll prove you wrong by rationalising 0.9 recurring to 1!

0.9 (recurring) x 10 =
9.9 (recurring) = 10/10 (Like the score I'd give Darkfall if I was a reviewer)
9.9 (recurring) - 0.9 (recurring) = 9 = 9/9 (Like the score only a noob carebear would give Darkfall)
9/9 = 1

SEE I WAS RIGHT!

Yea I'm a Troll along with everyone else who bothered to post on your thread. Like I said Im glad you like the game but the way your post was worded essentially insulted all those who don't like the game. You have the right to report me if you want. It's not like I can stop you.

frostbite05, you fail.

Originally posted by Frostbite05

Yea I'm a Troll along with everyone else who bothered to post on your thread. Like I said Im glad you like the game but the way your post was worded essentially insulted all those who don't like the game. You have the right to report me if you want. It's not like I can stop you.

Are you being sarcastic too?
 

Originally posted by Frostbite05

Yea I'm a Troll along with everyone else who bothered to post on your thread. Like I said Im glad you like the game but the way your post was worded essentially insulted all those who don't like the game. You have the right to report me if you want. It's not like I can stop you.

You may want to re-read the OP before you are destroyed by your own "reality bomb".

does noone understand the fact that I've been bullshitting this whole time?

Originally posted by Frostbite05

does noone understand the fact that I've been bullshitting this whole time?

LIES!!  I know what you are doing and you don't!

meeeeh.... FANBOI!

rofl

Originally posted by Frostbite05

does noone understand the fact that I've been bullshitting this whole time?

OMG TROLL REPORTED!!!11!

EDIT: What is sarcasm? Deadly srs I are.

Originally posted by Frostbite05

does noone understand the fact that I've been bullshitting this whole time?

LOL.....you just got called out and reverting to a troll wont help.

Your review touched and inspired me to throw away $50. Hey i could have used that money to buy something else, but it really got me. Thank you.

Originally posted by TheHavok

Originally posted by Frostbite05

does noone understand the fact that I've been bullshitting this whole time?

 

LOL.....you just got called out and reverting to a troll wont help.

all part of my masterplan

Glad you like it, but the quests are for the handicap people, who cant figure things out. Stay away from those.

Originally posted by Devour

I then started getting ready to return to town, but as I was halfway there, a mounted player came out of nowhere and killed me, making me lose the past couple of hours of hardwork. But, me, being the hardcore man with big swinging balls I am, manned up and only sent a few hate tells to him, followed by only about half an hour of crying, before trying again.

 Couple hours of hardwork? What an idiot, you didn't even go bank after acquiring as much loot as that. It's your own fault that you got yourself ganked and lost all that stuff. You know the world in this game is unsafe and yet you don't get smarter

Originally posted by wyrdaskolir

Originally posted by Devour

I then started getting ready to return to town, but as I was halfway there, a mounted player came out of nowhere and killed me, making me lose the past couple of hours of hardwork. But, me, being the hardcore man with big swinging balls I am, manned up and only sent a few hate tells to him, followed by only about half an hour of crying, before trying again.

 Couple hours of hardwork? What an idiot, you didn't even go bank after acquiring as much loot as that. It's your own fault that you got yourself ganked and lost all that stuff. You know the world in this game is unsafe and yet you don't get smarter

um... i'm almost certain the op didn't even buy the game, based upon the tone OF the op.

but i think you just proved a point.

ROFL,

Jim.

Originally posted by Devour

I was wrong all along! Darkfall is the best game of the century! I have just bought it because the shop was open, and it's so much fun! I made a dwarf, and customised him, it has so much choice, like I can change his beard, but not it's colour, because this game has so many choices! My feet were amazingly textured, honestly, they were almost like a real dwarf's feet, as it should be in an entirely sandbox game.

So, I made my character, and CHOSE to get a quest to go get goblins, because I've read all the threads and stuff and they said I should go kill goblins, and maybe get a quest to do it because I'll get a staff and stuff. I'm glad it gave me the choice to go kill goblins, unlike in other games where the developer comes into my house and holds a gun to my temple if I don't do their starting quests, like WoW. I know, I used to be a WoW carebear pussy, but now I'm not, because this game is so hardcore, with it's full loot and naked fighting. Everyone knows only real men fight naked.

Talking about hardcore, my character definitely is. The trees around me were swaying at almost forty-five degrees with the full force of the wind blowing by, and he was just standing there, looking cool and mean. I gave him a red mohawk, and a white beard. Well, I didn't really give him a white beard, I just couldn't change the colour, but it gave me so many character customisation choices! The gameworld is so hardcore, not like WoW's cartoony kitty woman graphics, with characters models looking like they're different from each other! No, Darkfall Online is hardcore, with lots of brown and dark green, like I've just been puked up after a night of heavy drinking / drug taking. I don't know about you, but I don't think there's anything more hardcore than that.

So, yeah, I got to the goblins, and I killed them for a bit, but people kept taking my stuff, so I went and downloaded an autoloot hack and managed to go on my merry way to completing the quest. I'm intelligent and witty and gorgeous, so I made sure to be stocked up on Darkfall knowledge before I started the game, because that's how real men do things, so I knew that - if I hit another player - other players could kill me without reprecussion. So, whenever people came nearby, I switched to the overhead attack. I really have to give it to Aventurine, they managed to REALLY make the two moves feel completely different, and gave us lots of choice in this litterbox. I mean, one's an overhead, and one's horizontal! I don't know what people were complaining about with lack of moves, these moves are completely and utterly different! Cleverly balanced and well made, Aventurine should be given money.

I then started getting ready to return to town, but as I was halfway there, a mounted player came out of nowhere and killed me, making me lose the past couple of hours of hardwork. But, me, being the hardcore man with big swinging balls I am, manned up and only sent a few hate tells to him, followed by only about half an hour of crying, before trying again.

I have to say, I was completely wrong, this game is completely different to what I thought it was going to be like, and - because I am a macho man and very intelligent and beautiful and not hated by anyone at all they were just lying when they said that I'm sure she said it but who was phone?

Aventurine have done a job on this, and I am utterly amazed how few people can truly realise what a game this is. Carry on, if you must, but the reckoning will come soon, and then you'll realise you were wrong all along.

LOL, good laugh!

You should of put a disclaimer before your text:

WARNING!!! The following read will cause severe sarcasm overdose.