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Really...turtles ummm like do it? Wow...I thought they were like birds and just did like bird sex. God...forgive me if I have committed a blonde moment here.
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Can you really blame the turtle? That shoe was looking mighty sweet! I'd tap that too if I was him! |
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Actually river turtle males can drown their mates on occasion because he forgets that she needs to breath too while doing his thing. Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it. |
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XD, it needs love |
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lifesbrink
Novice Member
Joined: 1/22/09
Sometimes a heart can only be broken so many times before it stops healing |
My first visit to the San Diego Zoo was mating season fo the turtles.....all I had to say at the time amidst all the grunts and groans was "Wow...." Like, who ever supposes turtles do that until they see it firsthand? |
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all creatures need love |
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Only humans and dolpins have sex for pleasure. ______________________________ What if Paul Revere was like the boy who cried wolf....? Originally posted by Hazmal What does he say when people ask what he did? "My mommy was irking me yo - I wanted to keep pwning nubs on my xbox, so I roughed her up with a hardshell. That is just how I roll." |
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the video is funny. turtle needs love, its a truth, |
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deviliscious
Hard Core Member
Joined: 11/09/07
"Adjusts ponytails and pulls the lollipop out of my mouth" |
LOl this brings back the fond memories of the turtle orgies in the pond on campus in Austin! lol It was amazing how many tried to jump in once they got started! LMAO! |